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Van Damme or Steven Seagal?






If you compare their training backgrounds, Seagal's is far superior. In a street fight, he would destroy Van damme
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I disagree. I think Seagal would gas quickly.Originally Posted by PreMier
Seagal is a fat lardIf you compare their training backgrounds, Seagal's is far superior. In a street fight, he would destroy Van damme
Oh man, both in their prime Seagal would take care of Van Damme with one arm. Van Damme is a black belt in karate while Steven Seagal is a 7th-dan Black belt in Aikido and instructed in Japan for years. He also towers over Van Damme.
Lets see them face Fedor HA HA
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Seagal does a far superior martial art it uses the opponents momentum against then
and plus van dammes a bit of gay anyway
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dam rightOriginally Posted by IainDaniel
Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people!
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Van Damme is also a black belt in Kickboxing. He would own Seagal.
im their there prime it would be a great fight but the fighting chef would win seagal
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lawl, EVERYONE is a black belt in karate.


Everybody here knows Chuck Norris owns all. He can slam a revolving door.Originally Posted by IainDaniel
The first one to get to his gunWho would win in a street fight?![]()
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Exactly, all you need to do is cop a .25 video at a flea market.Originally Posted by fufu
Seagal has half a foot on Van Damme.Originally Posted by Doublebase


This is true. He is also a lot heavier. Van Damme's move would have to be quick and precise.Originally Posted by Goodfella9783
Van Damme also used to spar with Chuck Norris back in the day for all you Norris fans.![]()


Yeah Chuck is pretty badass, but I still think Seagal would take care of Van Damme... But lets see Norris fight the master of Muy Thai and like 10 other disciplines, Tony Jaa:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i1fUndNI3...rch=tony%20jaa
They both beat their wives, how tough are they?![]()
I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
Now the real question should be who would win in a fight:
casey ryback or frank dux?
I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
While perusing the National Enquirer, I happened upon a story where Seagal was strutting around the set of one of his movies bragging about how he was damn near invincible and that he'd take on all challengers. A 62 year old stunt man took him up on it and had Seagal pinned in under a minute.


did VanDamme also get his ass handed to him by a bodyguard or something?
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From the sounds of the last few posts, if there was a street fight between Seagal and Van Damn, the crack whore would win.![]()
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