Thread: The Cop and the Lawyer

How many more threads today should I be expecting?

Originally Posted by Forum Security

How many more threads today should I be expecting?

How many more would you like. I do it until Jodi stops me. God I love that girl.

Seriously I have only posted maybe 15 times in the past week or two. So making up for a little ground I haven't covered.

Now if you don't like this reply, then big bags if buzzard puke

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

A big wig Edmonton Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by the
Edmonton Police. He thinks that he is smarter than the Constable
because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove
this to himself and have some fun at the Constables expense...

Constable says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Constable says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Constable says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Constable says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
and stop, I'll give you
my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let
me go and no ticket."

Constable says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the Constable takes out his nightstick and starts beating
the lawyer and says: "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Exactly what Linda's going to do to you next month for telling her to shut the fuck up for a day. She is going to thrash you and then LAUGH

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

Exactly what Linda's going to do to you next month for telling her to shut the fuck up for a day. She is going to thrash you and then LAUGH

I'll give her $50 for party poker and she will forget the rest