Thread: Pay per view specials

I'd pay to see the KKK vs. The Black Panters...

It could be set-up like the running man. Round 1 could be hand to hand combat to the death! In this round I'd put my money on the black panters to whoop ass. They have one glaring weakness however. One on one, more times than not, the black panters would whoop one of those dress wearing whities. But unfortunately for the black panters fighting is the one sport they have great team work in!!! While five guys were kicking the shit out of the KKK leaders the other four whities could just walk up behind them and take the blackies out! Then the four remaining whities could jump the one remaining blacky. Whities win...

Round 2 could be knife fighting. To the death of course... The blackies have a huge advantage here. Switch blades are a hobby in the hood. They are used from everything the cutting a *****es bra loose to save time to cutting off dudes unmeantionables! Of course there are some crazy whities with Crocodile Dundee knives running around in this round. But blackies are good at throwing their knife so blacky wins round 2...

Round 3. The deciding round... At this point whitey is getting his ass kicked pretty bad, but now it's time for the guns! Who has the advantage here? Hard to say... But with the carnage sure to follow we're all winners in my eyes! The panters come with glocks and uzzies, while the hoods come with sniper rifles and genade launchers. A la Ghost Recon Advanced Warfare... After a tough battle whitey now sees his chance to take home the victory! You see he's positioned himself stategically through out the map. The blackies form their usually clicks and start taking them out one by one however. It's dark at this point and they have on their all black clothes(of course...). The only thing giving a few of them away for headshots is the FUBU logo. Just when it looks like the panthers have it won they get cocky and go to their bread and butter move. The lowrider... So they go driving around the warzone looking for the last few whities. Whitey switches over to his launcher and gets set to make his last stand. But just as he's about to fire the panters start shooting at each other . One group takes out another and whitey is wondering WTF dude? Then he sees the group that's still alive start jacking up the dead guys car. First they take the rims, then the stereo system, and so on. So as they're killing each other off the whitey just sits back and laughs while he beats off wearing his dress and high heeled pumps. As the final group remains he adds the lipstick, takes aim, and takes the last blackies out! Feeling extremely satisfied about his victory he then shoots himself in the head.

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

I'd pay to see the KKK vs. The Black Panters...

It could be set-up like the running man. Round 1 could be hand to hand combat to the death! In this round I'd put my money on the black panters to whoop ass. They have one glaring weakness however. One on one, more times than not, the black panters would whoop one of those dress wearing whities. But unfortunately for the black panters fighting is the one sport they have great team work in!!! While five guys were kicking the shit out of the KKK leaders the other four whities could just walk up behind them and take the blackies out! Then the four remaining whities could jump the one remaining blacky. Whities win...

Round 2 could be knife fighting. To the death of course... The blackies have a huge advantage here. Switch blades are a hobby in the hood. They are used from everything the cutting a *****es bra loose to save time to cutting off dudes unmeantionables! Of course there are some crazy whities with Crocodile Dundee knives running around in this round. But blackies are good at throwing their knife so blacky wins round 2...

Round 3. The deciding round... At this point whitey is getting his ass kicked pretty bad, but now it's time for the guns! Who has the advantage here? Hard to say... But with the carnage sure to follow we're all winners in my eyes! The panters come with glocks and uzzies, while the hoods come with sniper rifles and genade launchers. A la Ghost Recon Advanced Warfare... After a tough battle whitey now sees his chance to take home the victory! You see he's positioned himself stategically through out the map. The blackies form their usually clicks and start taking them out one by one however. It's dark at this point and they have on their all black clothes(of course...). The only thing giving a few of them away for headshots is the FUBU logo. Just when it looks like the panthers have it won they get cocky and go to their bread and butter move. The lowrider... So they go driving around the warzone looking for the last few whities. Whitey switches over to his launcher and gets set to make his last stand. But just as he's about to fire the panters start shooting at each other . One group takes out another and whitey is wondering WTF dude? Then he sees the group that's still alive start jacking up the dead guys car. First they take the rims, then the stereo system, and so on. So as they're killing each other off the whitey just sits back and laughs while he beats off wearing his dress and high heeled pumps. As the final group remains he adds the lipstick, takes aim, and takes the last blackies out! Feeling extremely satisfied about his victory he then shoots himself in the head.

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