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07-20-2006, 02:01 PM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the arse and
say, "WHO'S HORNY" ????!!! ..."And she acts like she's sound asleep."
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07-20-2006, 02:11 PM #2Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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07-20-2006, 02:21 PM #3fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Hohoho! My wife always does that!
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07-20-2006, 02:24 PM #4Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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07-20-2006, 02:42 PM #6Dedicated to one thing!!!
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I thought you were only 19
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07-20-2006, 02:44 PM #7Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Martinogdenbsx
I thought you were only 19
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07-20-2006, 04:32 PM #8fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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In Earth years. Originally Posted by Martinogdenbsx
I thought you were only 19
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07-20-2006, 04:35 PM #9Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Another good one is to come home and start packing your stuff away like you're leaving, she'll get really sad and start crying, then you get to have make up sex.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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lol. Unless they're tears of joy. Originally Posted by maniclion
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07-20-2006, 09:29 PM #11Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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DATS A GOOD VUN Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the arse and
say, "WHO'S HORNY" ????!!! ..."And she acts like she's sound asleep."
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07-24-2006, 10:14 AM #12I am Rollo Tomassee.. ELITE MEMBER
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What an asshole! I heard his voice to as I read it... What was his name? Fozzy?
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