Thread: my Honest max bench is...

Originally Posted by kenwood

i bet i coulda got 175-180 if i actually had FOOD in me. all i had was a bowel of cereal lol. i need to get back w/my bulking diet i am today.

Freudian Slip?

Originally Posted by bigss75

Freudian Slip?

He's an asshat?

You eat bowels?

whats that mean? freudian slip?

Originally Posted by kenwood

whats that mean? freudian slip?

you accidentally say something that reveals an unconscious desire.

for example, LexusGS ordering a drink at a restaurant.

"hmmm, I think I'd like a large cock please"

dude it is Bowl not bowel.


Two different thing:



Bowel:

In anatomy, the intestine is the portion of the alimentary canal extending from the stomach to the anus and, in humans and other mammals, consists of two segments, the small intestine and the large intestine (or colon). In humans, the small intestine is further subivided into the duodenum, jejunum and ileum while the large intestine is subdivided into the cecum, colon and rectum.

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1 Structure and function
2 Absorption of glucose in the ileum
3 Diseases
4 Disorders
5 See also



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Structure and function
The intestine shares a general structure with the whole gut and is composed of several layers. The lumen is the cavity where digested material passes through and from where nutrients are absorbed. Along the whole length of the gut in the glandular epithelium are goblet cells. These secrete mucus which lubricates the passage of food along and protects it from digestive enzymes. Villi are vaginations of the mucosa and increase the overall surface area of the intestine while also containing a lacteal, which is connected to the lymph system and aids in the removal of lipids and tissue fluid from the blood supply. Micro villi are present on the epithelium of a villus and further increase the surface area over which absorption can take place. The next layer is the muscualris mucosa which is a layer of smooth muscle that aids in the action of continued peristalsis along the gut. The submucosa contains nerves, blood vessels and elastic fibre with collagen that stretches with inceased capacity but maintains the shape of the intestine. Surrounding this is the muscularis externa which is comprised of longitudinal and smooth muscle that again helps with continued peristalsis and the movement of digested material out of and along the gut. Lastly there is the serosa which is made up of loose connective tissue and coated in mucus so as to prevent friction damage from the intestine rubbing against other tissue. Holding all this in place are the mesenteries which suspend the intestine in the abdominal cavity and stop it being disturbed when a person is physically active.

The large intestine hosts several kinds of bacteria that deal with molecules the human body is not able to breakdown itself. This is an example of symbiosis. These bacteria also account for the production of gases inside our intestine (this gas is released as flatulence when removed through the anus). However the large intestine is mainly concerned with the absorption of water from digested material (which is regulated by the hypothalamus), as well as any nutrients that may have escaped primary digestion in the Ileum.

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Absorption of glucose in the ileum
Initially nutrients will diffuse passively from the lumen of the ileum via the epithelial cells and into the blood stream. However, certain molecules like glucose will passively diffuse in mass quantity some time after a meal and cause a change in concentration gradient. There will be a higher concentration of glucose in the blood (blood sugar level) than in the ileum which means that passive diffusion is no longer possible. Active uptake would be a waste of energy so another system is used to transport the left over glucose from the lumen into the blood stream.

This system is called facilitated diffusion, whereby a glucose molecule will associate with a sodium ion and approach a transporter protein in the cell membrane of an epithelial cell. the protein will let the sodium ion through which "pulls" the glucose molecule into the cell. Once inside the cell they dissociate and the glucose molecule is free to passively diffuse from the cell into the blood stream (this is because the blood flowing past the cell will have a low blood sugar level in relation to the cell cytoplasm, so the glucose molecule will diffuse passively into the blood stream).

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Diseases
Gastroenteritis is inflammation of the intestines and is the most common disease of the intestines. It can arise as the result of food poisoning.
Ileus is a blockage of the intestines.
Ileitis is an inflammation of the ileum.
Colitis is an inflammation of the large intestine.
Appendicitis is inflammation of the vermiform appendix located at the cecum. This is a potentially fatal disease if left untreated; most cases of appendicitis will require surgical intervention.
Coeliac disease is a common form of malabsorption, affecting up to 1% of people of northern European descent. Allergy to gluten proteins, found in wheat, barley and rye, causes villous atrophy in the small intestine. life-long dietary avoidance of these foodstuffs in a gluten-free diet is the only treatment.
Crohn's disease and ulcerative colitis are examples of inflammatory bowel disease. While Crohn's can affect the entire gastrointestinal tract, ulcerative colitis is limited to the large intestine. Crohn's disease is widely regarded as an autoimmune disease. Although ulcerative colitis is often treated as though it were an autoimmune disease, there is no consensus that it actually is such. (See List of autoimmune diseases).
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Disorders
Irritable bowel syndrome is the most common functional disorder of the intestines, and specifically the bowel. Functional constipation and chronic functional abdominal pain are other disorders of the intestines that have physiological causes, but do not have identifiable structural, chemical, or infectious pathologies. They are aberrations of normal bowel function but not diseases.
Diverticular disease is a condition that is very common in older people in industrialized countries. It usually affects the large intestine but has been known to affect the small intestine as well. Diverticular disease occurs when pouches form on the intestinal wall. Once the pouches become inflamed it is known as Diverticulitis, or Diverticular disease.
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See also
Look up Intestine in
Wiktionary, the free dictionary.Inflammatory bowel disease (or "IBD")
Diarrhea
Constipation



Bowl:

Bowl may refer to:

Bowl (vessel), a common open-top vessel used to serve food

I guess kefe finally discovered the right mouse button

Originally Posted by MyK

I guess kefe finally discovered the right mouse button

No I ate it while on a "Bulking Diet".The same way Garret(kenwood) ate his webcam while on a "Bulking Diet".It happens from time to time.I just dont think you would know those kind of things.Everyone does it.

Originally Posted by KEFE

No I ate it while on a "Bulking Diet".The same way Garret(kenwood) ate his webcam while on a "Bulking Diet".It happens from time to time.I just dont think you would know those kind of things.Everyone does it.

Now go kill yourself.

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Now go kill yourself.

Son, you do not disrespect me because the last time I engaged in a "bulking diet" I ate my hand.

Originally Posted by KEFE

Son, you do not disrespect me because the last time I engaged in a "bulking diet" I ate my hand.

I wish you ate both of your hands so you'd stop typing

Originally Posted by Andy_Massaro

I wish you ate both of your hands so you'd stop typing

Well dont worry if that happend my pecker has a firm grip on my back.

Originally Posted by KEFE

Well dont worry if that happend my pecker has a firm grip on my back.

works perfect when performing deadlifts!

Originally Posted by KEFE

works perfect when performing deadlifts!

you're the only faggot I know that would quote himself to try and make a corny joke

fucking kill yourself

Okay so Kenwood's max bench is somewhere in the region below 175-180.... what else is new?

Originally Posted by Andy_Massaro

fucking kill yourself

"Son of a bitch. Stole my line" -Robin Williams, Good Will Hunting

Originally Posted by kcoleman

Okay so Kenwood's max bench is somewhere in the region below 175-180.... what else is new?

it 265-275 numnuts

And honestly no one gives a rat's ass.

Originally Posted by CowPimp

And honestly no one gives a rat's ass.

CPwned

Originally Posted by CowPimp

And honestly no one gives a rat's ass.

i do

Originally Posted by kenwood

i do

Tell the truth punk. Your IQ is higher then your bench and that sum is less then the cost of a hard shell taco at Taco Bell.

Originally Posted by CowPimp

And honestly no one gives a rat's ass.

Don't you mean a Cow's ass

What up cow?....has been a long time my friend.
I read your Stretching article the other day, not bad indeed... nice job.
You definitely have some serious flexibility.

owell i think i'm doing great i can bench 265 at 15(16 aug. 27th.) i hope by the time i'm 16 i can bench 275-280

is someone editing your posts kenwood, im confused???

Originally Posted by kenwood