A little story of how I outsmarted a thug.

**min0 lee** · 07-23-2006, 01:03 PM

One early Saturday morning I went to the deli to get me some breakfast before I head over towork to do some overtime.

While I was waiting for the food to be made I went outside to play with this cat, when at the corner of my eye I see this drunk kid acting wild...I ignored him while I played with the cat.
My order was finished so I payed for it and left the store, as I turn the corner I see the drunk kid try and mug this older guy.....

Drunk kid " Hey, you owe me money remember me?" at the same time he was pulling the older mans bag.
Older man " I don't know you! Leave me alone you asshole!"

I looked for a while but noticed the older man was handling the situation OK, after getting stabbed in the neck, chased with a kitchen and getting shot at for getting involved in other people's affairs the superhero thing gets old fast.

So I just kept walking then I heard the drunk kid get closer to me, I turn around and he is running towards me but the drunk falls right in front of me.

He asks me with this evil grin he has and says " Help me get up please"
Now I was not born yesterday, all he had to do was grab me and all hell would break loose, either I would hurt him and then get in trouble or he can hurt me and get away with it.

So instead I took advantage of his drunkenese and yelled to him "Run! Run! That guy you tried to mug came back with a knife! He is going to kill you! The one thing I learned about being so drunk is that you tend to be blind to whats around you.

I yelled this at the top of my lungs and he gets up and runs....while this douchebag is running his pants are falling down ( pants to the knees idiot

) the drunk can't run a straight line so goes straight into a tree and falls flat on his ass....

knocks himself for a brief second.
He gets up and has blood all over his mouth, he glares at me...I yell again
"Run! Run! That guy you tried to mug came back with a knife! He is going to kill you!

He runs again and this time he falls right on top of the hood of a car while I walk away to work on time

**911=InsideJob** · 07-23-2006, 01:12 PM

Good one. You still should have hit him a few times since he was down, and drunk to teach that punk a lesson. Or at least go through his pockets or something.

**min0 lee** · 07-23-2006, 01:13 PM

This happened a while ago but I had nothing much to do today, the whole thing is that I didn't have to get my hands dirty or get into any kind of trouble....I just let the tree do all of my dirty work.

**911=InsideJob** · 07-23-2006, 01:15 PM

Yeah, you wont have to worry about legal stuff like going to court or anything- thats the good thing.

**min0 lee** · 07-23-2006, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by 911=InsideJob

Good one. You still should have hit him a few times since he was down, and drunk to teach that punk a lesson. Or at least go through his pockets or something.

We were all young, drunk and stupid once. Maybe the tree taught him a lesson he needed.

With my luck the cops would catch me going through his pockets.......jail time for me.

**min0 lee** · 07-23-2006, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by 911=InsideJob

Yeah, you wont have to worry about legal stuff like going to court or anything- thats the good thing.

Exactly, and niether would the kid.

**911=InsideJob** · 07-23-2006, 01:18 PM

On a related note: A long ass time ago during High School P.E., we were walking around the school and some girl was talking to her friends, and out of no where she walked right into a pole. hahahahahahahahh That shit was funny. Me and my friends were dying when we saw that. She was okay though, nothing serious, she looked real embaressed though.

**min0 lee** · 07-23-2006, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by 911=InsideJob

On a related note: A long ass time ago during High School P.E., we were walking around the school and some girl was talking to her friends, and out of no where she walked right into a pole. hahahahahahahahh That shit was funny. Me and my friends were dying when we saw that. She was okay though, nothing serious, she looked real embaressed though.

That happened to me too, it was also funny.

**911=InsideJob** · 07-23-2006, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

That happened to me too, it was also funny.

Yeah, that was mean. But funny since she's wasnt hurt.

**joesmooth20** · 07-23-2006, 01:25 PM

you got shot? where and by what kinda gun?

**min0 lee** · 07-23-2006, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by 911=InsideJob

Yeah, that was mean. But funny since she's wasnt hurt.

I came out OK, so it was funny.

**min0 lee** · 07-23-2006, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by joesmooth20

you got shot? where and by what kinda gun?

I was shot at but they missed us and I really didn't want to ask....

**911=InsideJob** · 07-23-2006, 01:31 PM

You got stabbed in the neck? What was that about? Hope your okay now.

**JordanMang** · 07-23-2006, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I was shot at but they missed us and I really didn't want to ask....

When I was 14 a cop shot at me and my friends cause she thought we had guns. They were fireworks in reality. Tip: Don't shoot off fireworks in an abadoned middle school at 1:00 in the afternoon and then run from the police through pitch black hallways.

**min0 lee** · 07-23-2006, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by JordanMang

When I was 14 a cop shot at me and my friends cause she thought we had guns. They were fireworks in reality. Tip: Don't shoot of fireworks in an abadoned middle school at 1:00 in the afternoon and then run from the police through pitch black hallways.

Good tip!

**min0 lee** · 07-23-2006, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by 911=InsideJob

You got stabbed in the neck? What was that about? Hope your okay now.

I about this before in another thread, long story short I was helping out a friend who was getting stabbed....I was stabbed on my neck with a straight razor, from the front of my neck to the back of my neck. I needed stiches inside and out.

**BigDyl** · 07-23-2006, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

One early Saturday morning I went to the deli to get me some breakfast before I head over towork to do some overtime.

While I was waiting for the food to be made I went outside to play with this cat, when at the corner of my eye I see this drunk kid acting wild...I ignored him while I played with the cat.
My order was finished so I payed for it and left the store, as I turn the corner I see the drunk kid try and mug this older guy.....

Drunk kid " Hey, you owe me money remember me?" at the same time he was pulling the older mans bag.
Older man " I don't know you! Leave me alone you asshole!"

I looked for a while but noticed the older man was handling the situation OK, after getting stabbed in the neck, chased with a kitchen and getting shot at for getting involved in other people's affairs the superhero thing gets old fast.

So I just kept walking then I heard the drunk kid get closer to me, I turn around and he is running towards me but the drunk falls right in front of me.

He asks me with this evil grin he has and says " Help me get up please"
Now I was not born yesterday, all he had to do was grab me and all hell would break loose, either I would hurt him and then get in trouble or he can hurt me and get away with it.

So instead I took advantage of his drunkenese and yelled to him "Run! Run! That guy you tried to mug came back with a knife! He is going to kill you! The one thing I learned about being so drunk is that you tend to be blind to whats around you.

I yelled this at the top of my lungs and he gets up and runs....while this douchebag is running his pants are falling down ( pants to the knees idiot

) the drunk can't run a straight line so goes straight into a tree and falls flat on his ass....

knocks himself for a brief second.
He gets up and has blood all over his mouth, he glares at me...I yell again
"Run! Run! That guy you tried to mug came back with a knife! He is going to kill you!

He runs again and this time he falls right on top of the hood of a car while I walk away to work on time

I actually believed you.

**min0 lee** · 07-23-2006, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

I actually believed you.

No big, it did happen. This happened a while ago.

**min0 lee** · 07-23-2006, 01:48 PM

I never had the chance to post it but since I had the time I figured I would post it.

Come on over to NYC, I'm sure you'll leave with some stories to tell.

**The Monkey Man** · 07-23-2006, 02:52 PM

In Detroit, we probably would have went for a walk together...
And one of us wouldnt have walked back -

(But there are no witnesses in Detroit)

**911=InsideJob** · 07-23-2006, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by JordanMang

When I was 14 a cop shot at me and my friends cause she thought we had guns. They were fireworks in reality. Tip: Don't shoot off fireworks in an abadoned middle school at 1:00 in the afternoon and then run from the police through pitch black hallways.

One time in High school in the cafeteria, this dude stomped on an emtpty soda bottle and everyone thought it was a gun shot or something. I mean the whole place went from being really loud to dead quite.

**min0 lee** · 07-23-2006, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

In Detroit, we probably would have went for a walk together...
And one of us wouldnt have walked back -

(But there are no witnesses in Detroit)

Detroit is tough.

**MyK** · 07-23-2006, 03:23 PM

chased with a kitchen!!

**min0 lee** · 07-23-2006, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by MyK

chased with a kitchen!!

Kitchen knife, but it is the Bronx so you never know.

**kbm8795** · 07-23-2006, 07:41 PM

It sounds like a job for Mrs. Min0 Lee Peel:

**fufu** · 07-23-2006, 07:44 PM

Haha good one!

**BigDyl** · 07-23-2006, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

In Detroit, we probably would have went for a walk together...
And one of us wouldnt have walked back -

(But there are no witnesses in Detroit)

Yeah, first I would have strategically placed banana peels in the road so MonkeyMan would slip on one and break his neck. Next I would strategically place Transvestites on the corners, so min0 would become infected with AIDS.

**The Monkey Man** · 07-23-2006, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Yeah, first I would have strategically placed banana peels in the road so MonkeyMan would slip on one and break his neck. Next I would strategically place Transvestites on the corners, so min0 would become infected with AIDS.

I would have strategically placed a mini .45 in my pocket,
a pocket which would have a hole in it by the end of the night.
(a hole Marking the end of BigDil)

**SuperFlex** · 07-23-2006, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

One early Saturday morning I went to the deli to get me some breakfast before I head over towork to do some overtime.

While I was waiting for the food to be made I went outside to play with this cat, when at the corner of my eye I see this drunk kid acting wild...I ignored him while I played with the cat.
My order was finished so I payed for it and left the store, as I turn the corner I see the drunk kid try and mug this older guy.....

Drunk kid " Hey, you owe me money remember me?" at the same time he was pulling the older mans bag.
Older man " I don't know you! Leave me alone you asshole!"

I looked for a while but noticed the older man was handling the situation OK, after getting stabbed in the neck, chased with a kitchen and getting shot at for getting involved in other people's affairs the superhero thing gets old fast.

So I just kept walking then I heard the drunk kid get closer to me, I turn around and he is running towards me but the drunk falls right in front of me.

He asks me with this evil grin he has and says " Help me get up please"
Now I was not born yesterday, all he had to do was grab me and all hell would break loose, either I would hurt him and then get in trouble or he can hurt me and get away with it.

So instead I took advantage of his drunkenese and yelled to him "Run! Run! That guy you tried to mug came back with a knife! He is going to kill you! The one thing I learned about being so drunk is that you tend to be blind to whats around you.

I yelled this at the top of my lungs and he gets up and runs....while this douchebag is running his pants are falling down ( pants to the knees idiot

) the drunk can't run a straight line so goes straight into a tree and falls flat on his ass....

knocks himself for a brief second.
He gets up and has blood all over his mouth, he glares at me...I yell again
"Run! Run! That guy you tried to mug came back with a knife! He is going to kill you!

He runs again and this time he falls right on top of the hood of a car while I walk away to work on time

I assume handguns are not legal in New York?

**SuperFlex** · 07-23-2006, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by 911=InsideJob

One time in High school in the cafeteria, this dude stomped on an emtpty soda bottle and everyone thought it was a gun shot or something. I mean the whole place went from being really loud to dead quite.

Actually empty milks work much better...

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