Great story.
Post your embarrassing moments here.
One time in 5th grade we were changing classes and this stupid fat boy stepped on my pants and my pants fell down all the way and didnt know till about 5 seconds and i think everyonme seen it too.I still hate that fat boy.He owes me like $30 and then like $20 from the year before.![]()
5'6 155lbs
bench 275x3
squat 375x2
deadlift 385x3


Great story.
Anyone care to post theres?
5'6 155lbs
bench 275x3
squat 375x2
deadlift 385x3


Negative.
I thought I already explained this, You tested positive for Full-Blown Aids.Originally Posted by fufu
5'6 155lbs
bench 275x3
squat 375x2
deadlift 385x3


No, please explain again how I got it from your mother.Originally Posted by KEFE
um...okOriginally Posted by fufu
5'6 155lbs
bench 275x3
squat 375x2
deadlift 385x3


Die.Originally Posted by KEFE
Once, while making sweet love to Kefe's mother, I lost my concentration after I farted, and then I climaxed inside her. I think this was about thirteen years ago, and I was on Accutane at the time, because all the gear I was doing was giving me some major acne. I heard she got pregnant shortly after and she had a handicapped child.
Kefe, my most embarrassing story is the story of your conception
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So you're dealing steroids to the fat boys at school, we ain't gonna hate on you for making weak attempts at trying to save the whales one fat kid at a time.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
I farted getting a hummer one time...!
Whoa broccolli!![]()
I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
So yeah, not all that long ago a water main pipe broke at my house and it took like 4days to get fixed. My girlfriend was at work and I was on my way to the gym. I start walking to the car and it hits like a ton of shitbricks in my stomach. I run back inside and then remember "there's no water". I take my trash can toss a bag in it and crapp my brains out. I look at the front door and there's my neighbor standing there with her mouth dropped.
Originally Posted by joesmooth20
That's embarrassing?
I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
Originally Posted by joesmooth20
OK... THAT's a good story!!
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NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
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I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson

Originally Posted by joesmooth20
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i was in art class last yeah and i had tear away pants on and i was standing their in class and i got depantsed(sp?) and the teacher was like 50-60yr old and was staring at me and told me to pull my pants back up and never pull them down again! i was like wtf lol. and then i got introuble because she thought i dropped my droose during class![]()

I figured that your most embarrassing moment would involve two-step epoxy, a small rodent, and KEFE.Originally Posted by kenwood
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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