i have some movies with these nuns in them.... don't worry, i was in the headed straight to hell line a long time ago....


Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be. The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.." St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says. "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!


i have some movies with these nuns in them.... don't worry, i was in the headed straight to hell line a long time ago....
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
just reading this makes me want to go to church so i can repent from my sins
"The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear." - Socrates


I snickered, not really considered a laugh, but who gives a shit I sold my soul a long time ago.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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