Bill Mahr, Dave Chapelle, Conan O'brien

1. Louis Black - I love Louis's cynical and angry style of humor. It is a lot like my own in a way.
2. Bill Hicks - Bill was an extremely tormented and angry comedian. He pioneered much of modern comedy by infusing politics with dick jokes to reach a new level of comedy genius.
3. Mitch Headberg - Mitch was a funny person by complete accident. We all know people like Mitch who basically just saw the world differently, and made his own observations that would make you laugh your ass off and not know why.
4. Richard Pryor - Richard was the first to do the black people do this white people do that routine, which has been emulated to death. But, you can’t take it away from him that he invented it, and he was a funny mother fucker.
5. George Carlin - I loved George's ability to step back and really see how dumb some of the shit we do really is. George Carlin's comedy actually contains a lot of wisdom until he turned ultra liberal in his later days.
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Robin Williams
Eddie Murphy
Dane Cook
Eddie Griffin

Originally Posted by KelJu
I love George Carlin's stand ups. "I am getting sick of guys named TODD." God damn that was his BEST show.
Ralphie May
Eddie Murphy
Andrew Dice Clay when he first began
Some of Sam Kineson
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Dane Cook
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Well it didn't say stand up comedians in specific so:
NOT Dane Cook, and DEFINITELY NOT any of the Blue Collar Comedy guys.
Dave Chapelle
Eddie Murphy (old school)
Mitch Hedberg
Jack Black
Jim Carey
Jamie Foxx
Damon Wayans
Broken Lizard guys
Chris Farley
Adam Sandler
Phil Hartman
Mike Myers
Wil Ferrell
Sara Silverman
Conan O'Brien
Ben Stiller
billy connely and peter kay
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i dont care what anyone says.. dane cook
that guy is hilarious
adam sandler
will farrell
"The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear." - Socrates

Dane Cook uses ever dirty cliche there is. Right when you think he's going to say something witty and you start enjoying what he's saying, he takes it back to 8th grade with some childish filth. You're 16, I understand why you think he's funny.Originally Posted by Andy_Massaro
Now don't get me wrong, I like raunchy comedy, but Dane Cook is just lame.
Originally Posted by FatCatMC
haha alright ill respect that.. because I too, can see why you dont think hes funny
"The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear." - Socrates
well I see why dane cook is funny .
will ferrel
there has been much debate on the louis ck rip off comparing the two . I dont care if he rips off jerry seinfield . He has good delivery .

Damn Forgot about Dave Chapelle.Originally Posted by FatCatMC
Dane Cook seems to me to be a bigger hype than he is. I mean, I find myself 'wanting' to laugh to him rather than laughing uncontrollably. To me, thats not real funny.
Oh, yeah, those blue collar guys all need to die. Especially that git r done jerkoff. How that became an all time expression is beyond me.
I was so happy when his movie flopped. Happy isnt the word, I felt fantastic when it flopped, cuz one, hes not funny and two, I predicted another spot-on flop.
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Seinfeld is just funny. He can say shit that isn't funny, but because it is him, it is.
Originally Posted by AKIRA
lmao, just thinkin about the moron makes me laugh
"The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear." - Socrates
can't believe no one has said chris rock yet!

I saw Jerry Live in Flordia, and he killed. He was too funny on stage, because he actually got a chance to get raw.Originally Posted by fufu
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”


Bill Cosby! I saw him live last year at Umass, he was pretty fucking funny.
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