Thread: Favorite Movie Quotes

This actually isn't a bad thread idea, are you ok 911?

"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!" - Al Pacino in the Devil's Advocate

Raoul Duke: You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands. F&L in LV

Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?

I use that one often, especially if around a family of hippos browsing through the mall.

Originally Posted by KelJu

This actually isn't a bad thread idea, are you ok 911?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Raoul Duke: Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention. Yeah. She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these pigs loose on her. Hell, she's strong, man; she'll hold her own.

Originally Posted by maniclion

Raoul Duke: Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention. Yeah. She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these pigs loose on her. Hell, she's strong, man; she'll hold her own.

I think I will pull out Fear and Loathing and watch it when I get home, smoke a joint to celebrate doing well on my finals, and catch some much deserved rest.

Raoul Duke: I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.

Thats how I feel when I'm in a bar most of the time....

Sgt. Barnes: Ya smoke this shit so to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is.

Sgt. Barnes: Take the pain! Take it!

Chris Taylor: Somebody once wrote: "Hell is the impossibility of reason." That's what this place feels like. Hell.

King: There is a way out of everything, man. Just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry and the worm will turn.

Sgt. Barnes: Death? What you all know about death?

King: Hey, Taylor, how in the fuck you get here anyway? You look educated.
Chris Taylor: I volunteered for it.
King: You did what?
Chris Taylor: I volunteered. I dropped out of college, told 'em I wanted the infantry, combat, Vietnam.
Crawford: You volunteered for this shit, man?
Chris Taylor: Believe that?
King: You's a crazy fucker, giving up college?
Chris Taylor: Didn't make much sense, I wasn't learning anything. I figured why should just the poor kids go off to war and the rich kids always get away with it.
King: Oh, I see, what we got here is a crusader.
Crawford: Sounds like it.

King: Shiiit, you gotta be rich in the first place to think like that. Ever'body know, the poor are always being fucked over by the rich. Always have, always will.

Duke: This Green Beret's gonna kick yaw ass
Arnold: I eat Green Beret's for breakfast

Commando

King: Hey, Taylor, how in the fuck you get here anyway? You look educated.
Chris Taylor: I volunteered for it.
King: You did what?
Chris Taylor: I volunteered. I dropped out of college, told 'em I wanted the infantry, combat, Vietnam.
Crawford: You volunteered for this shit, man?
Chris Taylor: Believe that?
King: You's a crazy fucker, giving up college?
Chris Taylor: Didn't make much sense, I wasn't learning anything. I figured why should just the poor kids go off to war and the rich kids always get away with it.
King: Oh, I see, what we got here is a crusader.
Crawford: Sounds like it.


Nice call.....Platoon's one of the best.

" If the milk turns out to be sour.... I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it"
- Lock, Stock & 2 smoking barrells.

"We gotta get this car off the road. Cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fuckin blood."- Jules (Samuel L. Jackson), Pulp Fiction

then later...

"You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a mushroom-cloud layin' motherfucker motherfucka! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm "Superfly T.N.T," I'm the "Guns of Navorne." I'm waht Jimmie Walker usta talk about. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucka should be on brain detail. We're tradin'. I'm washin' windows and you're pickin' up this niggas skull."

Originally Posted by 911=InsideJob

"We gotta get this car off the road. Cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fuckin blood."- Jules (Samuel L. Jackson), Pulp Fiction

then later...

"You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a mushroom-cloud layin' motherfucker motherfucka! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm "Superfly T.N.T," I'm the "Guns of Navorne." I'm waht Jimmie Walker usta talk about. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucka should be on brain detail. We're tradin'. I'm washin' windows and you're pickin' up this niggas skull."

I want some quotes from the movie "The World Trade Center," when it comes out.

Originally Posted by BigDyl

I want some quotes from the movie "The World Trade Center," when it comes out.

And why's that?

Quintus: People should know when they are conquered.

Lucius Verus: Are you the one they call the Spaniard?
Maximus: Yes.
Lucius Verus: They said you were a giant. They said you could crush a man's skull with one hand.
Maximus: A man's? No. A boy's?

Best quote of all time


Gracchus: I think he knows what Rome is. Rome is the mob. Conjure magic for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the senate, it's the sand of the coliseum. He'll bring them death - and they will love him for it.

The Fisher King
[man throws coins on the ground near his feet, which Disabled Veteran cannot reach]
Jack Lucas: Asshole. He didn't even look at you.
Disabled Veteran: He's payin' so he don't have to look. See... guy goes to work every day, eight hours a day, seven days a week. Gets his nuts so tight in a vice that he starts questioning the very fabric of his existence. Then one day, 'bout quitting time, Boss calls him into the office and says, "Hey Bob, whyncha come on in here and kiss my ass for me, will you?" Well, he says, "Hell with it. I don't care what happens, I just want to see the expression on his face as I jab this pair of scissors into his arm."
[sighs]
Disabled Veteran: Then he thinks of me. He says, "Waitaminit. I got both my arms, I got both my legs. At least I ain't begging for a living. Sure enough, Bob's gonna put those scissors down and pucker right up. See, I'm what you call kind of a "moral traffic light", really. I'm like sayin', "Red! Go no further! Boooo-ee boooo-ee boooo-ee..."

Originally Posted by 911=InsideJob

And why's that?