Reply With QuoteEconomic Theory — Bodybuilders learn how to be leeches on society, living off others while they look for sponsors. How to properly jump out of a cake at a gay birthday party.
Students will take field trips to the local used car lot and be shown which attributes make a particular model of car a good choice to live out of while they're trying to make it in the bodybuilding world. Attributes such as trunk size and the ability to accommodate a hot plate without exploding will be taken into consideration.
I think about all the stuff I would own right now if I didn't spend an extra $400.00 a month on weight training.
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07-29-2006, 11:55 AM #1Fueled by Testosterone MODERATOR
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Elementary Mathematics — Using simple story problems, students will learn the principles of everyday math. For example, if the current going rate for nude pictures is 10 dollars a shot, and the market value of a 1,000 tablets of Thai D-bol is 90 dollars, how many nude pictures would Johnny have to pose for in order to be able to afford 1500 tablets of Thai D-bol?The only time it's bad to feel the burn is when you're peeing...
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07-29-2006, 12:54 PM #2Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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$400 a month?! What the Hell are you buying?
Originally Posted by KelJu
I think about all the stuff I would own right now if I didn't spend an extra $400.00 a month on weight training.The only time it's bad to feel the burn is when you're peeing...
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lol, how much can God bench press.
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I'm guessing food, gym membership, and uh... Well, you know... Originally Posted by CowPimp
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Originally Posted by CowPimp
Gym Membership = $50.00/month
Food = $150.00/week
Vitamins = $30.00/month
I could survive off of $50.00/week for food if I didn't train, so it really cost me more than $400.00/month.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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You could easily cut down on that food bill. I spend about $125-150 a week, but I buy a good chunk of that food for my dad and brother as well, and I shop at Whole Foods. Whole Foods is definitely more expensive than your average grocery store. Originally Posted by KelJu
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Originally Posted by CowPimp
I could, but I don't want to. I am a Jew to the extremes when it comes managing money, but food is the one thing I always go top quality on. I buy mostly organic foods. I also love quality beef and fish. There is a butcher in mobile that actually slaughters their own cows. I can taste the difference between 2 day old beef, and 2 week old beef. I spend money on seafood. I love shrimp, lobster, crab, swordfish, and tuna.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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Originally Posted by KelJu
I'm exactly the same way. I had been sick for two weeks, thus not working out at all. My appetite was almost completely erased. I only ate 2.5-3 meals a day, and saved about 80-100 dollars each week. When I am working out I am hungry every 2-3 hours no matter how much I eat, and my food bill sky rockets ( I love my food too).Age: 31
Height: 6' 6"
Weight: 244lbs
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