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a joke my dad told the other day.
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08-03-2006, 01:40 PM #1Registered User
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a joke my dad told the other day.
i'm not sure what it was but it went somethin like-
their was this older guy and older women(sp?) and the guy wanted ice cream and he told his wife that she doesnt get him turned on anymore and etc. She said well would you get turned on if i fillmy pussy full of ice cream? he said: NO ONE CAN EAT THAT MUCH DAMN ICE CREAM!
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08-03-2006, 01:42 PM #2the unbanned
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08-03-2006, 01:44 PM #3Amor Fati
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lol...i was told a pretty funny joke, don't know if it will go over well on the net as its more of a joke that depends heavily on the delivery but here goes anyway.
I found a dog. i named him stain. when i call him i say "come stain, come stain"
heres a couple more i heard recently which had me laughing:
1.i found a dog with no legs. i named him cigarette, every morning i take him out for a drag.
2.whats the difference between ooh and aah?
answer:3 inches"The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
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lol
Originally Posted by Yanick
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lol a hole like a clowns pocket Originally Posted by MyK
When you play for Celtic forget the Jersey forget the club, your playing for a people and a cause.
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08-06-2006, 11:06 PM #6this is why I'm hot! ELITE MEMBER
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Yanick...I love your siggy, your my hero!!
great jokes...
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