Thread: What was the last time you went out on a date?

About two weeks ago.

I dont date!

Hahahahahahahaha!
I HAVEN'T BEEN ON A DATE IN OVER FOUR YEARS!

Originally Posted by KelJu

Hahahahahahahaha!
I HAVEN'T BEEN ON A DATE IN OVER FOUR YEARS!

I've only been on a few in my life. My first one ended by having a large girl clean the inside of my mouth for me. I was 16...life was never the same afterwards.

Dating is for the poor

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Dating is for the poor

So what do you???

Buy your woman?

The girl on the right in Foreman's avatar looks just like a girl I know.

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

So what do you???

Buy your woman?

Not yet

Last week I was at the library and this cute girl with straight black hair and funky shaped lips started to talk to me. We were in the audio visual room looking at the foreign movie section. She kept on looking at me and smiling so I smiled back. So she comes in real close to me and says: "Do you know a lot about movies?" So me being the wacko I am I said, "Well, I have watched a lot of them." Then she smiled and said, "why don't I pick one out for you and you pick one out for me." Because I am not the trusting type I was skeptical at first and din't respond for a few seconds. Then I said, "Okay, you can go first." So she picked out a good one, 'Black cat, White cat'. She said it was her favorite movie and asked if I had seen it before. So I said, "No". Because my first response when I am nervous is always to lie. Then She said,"Your turn." So I scanned the shelves for a Japanese movie I really liked called, 'Fireworks' by Kitano Takeshi but it was already checked out. But then I thought to myself chose wisely better not pick a downer of a movie or she will think you are a downer. So I switched tactics and went for another film with a more optimistic tone, 'Tampopo' (Juzo Itami) a really great flick about a gansters and the religion of enjoying food, food as a way enhance life and love and all things inbetween. Anyway, she said thanks and smiled a really big smile, an invitation for me to ask he something, for sure. But instead of asking her if she would like to watch our movies at my place or even something as simple as asking her for her phone number, I choked and said nothing. Then, I did the worst thing possible I said, "Hmm, looks like a good one", shrugged my shoulders like I could care less and said, "thanks." Then I turned around and walked towards the checkout. I didn't even look back. I'm a total idiot!

Originally Posted by Bakerboy

Last week I was at the library and this cute girl with straight black hair and funky shaped lips started to talk to me. We were in the audio visual room looking at the foreign movie section. She kept on looking at me and smiling so I smiled back. So she comes in real close to me and says: "Do you know a lot about movies?" So me being the wacko I am I said, "Well, I have watched a lot of them." Then she smiled and said, "why don't I pick one out for you and you pick one out for me." Because I am not the trusting type I was skeptical at first and din't respond for a few seconds. Then I said, "Okay, you can go first." So she picked out a good one, 'Black cat, White cat'. She said it was her favorite movie and asked if I had seen it before. So I said, "No". Because my first response when I am nervous is always to lie. Then She said,"Your turn." So I scanned the shelves for a Japanese movie I really liked called, 'Fireworks' by Kitano Takeshi but it was already checked out. But then I thought to myself chose wisely better not pick a downer of a movie or she will think you are a downer. So I switched tactics and went for another film with a more optimistic tone, 'Tampopo' (Juzo Itami) a really great flick about a gansters and the religion of enjoying food, food as a way enhance life and love and all things inbetween. Anyway, she said thanks and smiled a really big smile, an invitation for me to ask he something, for sure. But instead of asking her if she would like to watch our movies at my place or even something as simple as asking her for her phone number, I choked and said nothing. Then, I did the worst thing possible I said, "Hmm, looks like a good one", shrugged my shoulders like I could care less and said, "thanks." Then I turned around and walked towards the checkout. I didn't even look back. I'm a total idiot!

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my parents spoil my daughter n don't do much with my son cuz they're old n he is hyper. so when they take Tesla Tyler n I have a "date" we usually go out for salads then watch movies at home. once i thought it'd be cool to watch some wrestling vids he was 7 n i did not know there was actually a thing called lingerie wrestling. he grinned a lot watching that

Umm, I went to the fair with my girlfriend yesterday. Does that count?

Aside from that, I dont know, a couple months.

edit:

2 weeks ago, we went to the drive in movie theater

Originally Posted by Little Wing

my parents spoil my daughter n don't do much with my son cuz they're old n he is hyper. so when they take Tesla Tyler n I have a "date" we usually go out for salads then watch movies at home. once i thought it'd be cool to watch some wrestling vids he was 7 n i did not know there was actually a thing called lingerie wrestling. he grinned a lot watching that

Originally Posted by Bakerboy

Last week I was at the library and this cute girl with straight black hair and funky shaped lips started to talk to me. We were in the audio visual room looking at the foreign movie section. She kept on looking at me and smiling so I smiled back. So she comes in real close to me and says: "Do you know a lot about movies?" So me being the wacko I am I said, "Well, I have watched a lot of them." Then she smiled and said, "why don't I pick one out for you and you pick one out for me." Because I am not the trusting type I was skeptical at first and din't respond for a few seconds. Then I said, "Okay, you can go first." So she picked out a good one, 'Black cat, White cat'. She said it was her favorite movie and asked if I had seen it before. So I said, "No". Because my first response when I am nervous is always to lie. Then She said,"Your turn." So I scanned the shelves for a Japanese movie I really liked called, 'Fireworks' by Kitano Takeshi but it was already checked out. But then I thought to myself chose wisely better not pick a downer of a movie or she will think you are a downer. So I switched tactics and went for another film with a more optimistic tone, 'Tampopo' (Juzo Itami) a really great flick about a gansters and the religion of enjoying food, food as a way enhance life and love and all things inbetween. Anyway, she said thanks and smiled a really big smile, an invitation for me to ask he something, for sure. But instead of asking her if she would like to watch our movies at my place or even something as simple as asking her for her phone number, I choked and said nothing. Then, I did the worst thing possible I said, "Hmm, looks like a good one", shrugged my shoulders like I could care less and said, "thanks." Then I turned around and walked towards the checkout. I didn't even look back. I'm a total idiot!

I would of been fukin her in 1 hour!!!