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08-08-2006, 10:43 AM #1__________
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Dog v. Diamond
This is something that I thought of a long time ago, but I think its kind of interesting. Everyone has heard the expressions "A Dog is a man's best friend," "Diamonds are a girls best friend." I think everyone would agree that there is some degree of truth to this. Comparing the two is also interesting and telling, IMO.
A Dog:
A dog is one of the only things on earth that costs nothing to obtain. They are also the only thing on earth that is completely loyal, and gives unconditional love for its entire life.
A Diamond:
A diamond is a cold, inanimate object. It is one of the most expensive substances on earth. It has no use and no utility besides its monetary value. It is not particularly rare or precious, rather it is valuable because of the South African diamond monopoly.
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08-08-2006, 12:20 PM #2Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
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08-08-2006, 12:27 PM #3Moderator MODERATOR
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Did it let you bang it in the ass when you gave it to her/him?
Originally Posted by Witmaster
I bought my dog a diamond studded collar
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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08-08-2006, 12:44 PM #4Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Now I'm all for the dog because diamonds serve no purpose,but they also don't shit in the floor and bark all night long either.And the reward for that diamond can be -------.YEA.
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08-08-2006, 12:47 PM #5Seņor Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by zombul
Now I'm all for the dog because diamonds serve no purpose,but they also don't shit in the floor and bark all night long either.And the reward for that diamond can be -------.YEA.
Diamonds do serve a purpose. Dave Chappelle sprinkles them on his food so his doo-doo sparkles.
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08-08-2006, 02:11 PM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Yes and he has made lots of money selling his sparkling doo-doo under names like Leukic,Creakic and Gakic.He's a genious.. Originally Posted by FatCatMC
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08-08-2006, 02:16 PM #7Registered User
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I'd take my chances with the diamond and sell it and buy me a couple dogs
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08-08-2006, 02:30 PM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Shit eating dog or man eating MuscleTech shit,wow the important decisions one must make.
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08-08-2006, 02:31 PM #9fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Actually diamonds do have very important purposes. Anyone who is familiar with drill bits is aware of this. There are also other scientific uses for diamonds.
Dogs do own though.
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08-08-2006, 02:36 PM #11fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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I don't know? You tell me! Originally Posted by SpeedyReedy5
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08-08-2006, 02:38 PM #12Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Cha Ching.$$$$$$ Originally Posted by SpeedyReedy5
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hahaha good!!!! so when you do get serious give me a call 800-866-1970
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08-09-2006, 12:43 PM #14Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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You sound like you're trying to describe min0 Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
How did you know that was who i was refering to?!?!?
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
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