My Brother is a Hypocrite

TheGreatSatan · 08-08-2006, 05:46 PM

My older brother is a hypocrite. He's a born again dumb ass. Maybe it's just me being a guy, but I cannot talk on the phone for any longer than 5 minutes. The whole time he's yapping about Jesus and how my kids and I are all gonna burn in the lake of fire (HELL). Meanwhile, he's divorced with a woman he had 1 kid with. He's in the divorce process (1 whole year of marriage) with another woman who just had their kid 4 months ago (yeah, he go ther pregnant while they were dating). And even though the divorce is not yet final, he's just had another kid with another woman, who he's dating!! That's 3 kids with 3 women, but I'm going to hell. I've been married for almost 10 years! I guess the bible agrees that it's O.K. to have more kids with different women as long as you go to church on Sunday.

SuperFlex · 08-08-2006, 05:49 PM

Hypocrite sounds like a good word... Sounds like he's far from perfect, but maybe there is some truth to what he's saying? That's a hard conversation to have. Maybe he's doing it out of love... He certainly needs to get his order first however...

min0 lee · 08-08-2006, 05:55 PM

They really piss me off, I live a cleaner life than most of those Hypocrite's.
But I am bad because I don't go to church.

KelJu · 08-08-2006, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

My older brother is a hypocrite. He's a born again dumb ass. Maybe it's just me being a guy, but I cannot talk on the phone for any longer than 5 minutes. The whole time he's yapping about Jesus and how my kids and I are all gonna burn in the lake of fire (HELL). Meanwhile, he's divorced with a woman he had 1 kid with. He's in the divorce process (1 whole year of marriage) with another woman who just had their kid 4 months ago (yeah, he go ther pregnant while they were dating). And even though the divorce is not yet final, he's just had another kid with another woman, who he's dating!! That's 3 kids with 3 women, but I'm going to hell. I've been married for almost 10 years! I guess the bible agrees that it's O.K. to have more kids with different women as long as you go to church on Sunday.

Sounds like your brother is a piece of shit who can't learn how to wear a condom.

maniclion · 08-08-2006, 06:05 PM

He's just using his religion as a safety harness that he thinks will catch him before he falls to this hell he believes in, thing is he sees you as a latch for his safety harness, but he thinks you'd be a stronger latch for his harness if you believed as well. Thats what religion is for, weak, scared individuals who can't find solidity in themselves so they start grabbing for anything and thats how they get hooked on the "opiate of the masses"....

TJ Cline · 08-08-2006, 06:11 PM

He sounds like a typical Christian.

god hand · 08-08-2006, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

He's just using his religion as a safety harness that he thinks will catch him before he falls to this hell he believes in, thing is he sees you as a latch for his safety harness, but he thinks you'd be a stronger latch for his harness if you believed as well. Thats what religion is for, weak, scared individuals who can't find solidity in themselves so they start grabbing for anything and thats how they get hooked on the "opiate of the masses"....

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TheGreatSatan · 08-08-2006, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by KelJu

Sounds like your brother is a piece of shit who can't learn how to wear a condom.

god hand · 08-08-2006, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

He sounds like a typical Christian.

Your location doesnt exist anymore

TJ Cline · 08-08-2006, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by god hand

Your location doesnt exist anymore

Yes...that is what we want you American swine to think.

god hand · 08-08-2006, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Yes...that is what we want you American swine to think.

Did you know this is wear most atheist live?

min0 lee · 08-08-2006, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

He's just using his religion as a safety harness that he thinks will catch him before he falls to this hell he believes in, thing is he sees you as a latch for his safety harness, but he thinks you'd be a stronger latch for his harness if you believed as well. Thats what religion is for, weak, scared individuals who can't find solidity in themselves so they start grabbing for anything and thats how they get hooked on the "opiate of the masses"....

min0 lee · 08-08-2006, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by god hand

Did you know this is wear most atheist live?

How do you wear an Atheist?

Really? That must be why we have so many Russian Jews in NYC.

maniclion · 08-08-2006, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by god hand

Did you know this is wear most atheist live?

In Turkey?

min0 lee · 08-08-2006, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

In Turkey?

He's a lousy Googler.

Witmaster · 08-08-2006, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

They really piss me off, I live a cleaner life than most of those Hypocrite's.
But I am bad because I don't go to church.

Nah.... Going to church won't make you holy any more than going to KFC will make you an X-tra crispy chicken wing.

God looks at the heart. The soul of every one of us. I personally believe he could care less about what social club you attend in the attempt to appear "righteous".

Holiness is in right action and whether you choose to do it or not.

911=InsideJob · 08-08-2006, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

My older brother is a hypocrite. He's a born again dumb ass. Maybe it's just me being a guy, but I cannot talk on the phone for any longer than 5 minutes. The whole time he's yapping about Jesus and how my kids and I are all gonna burn in the lake of fire (HELL). Meanwhile, he's divorced with a woman he had 1 kid with. He's in the divorce process (1 whole year of marriage) with another woman who just had their kid 4 months ago (yeah, he go ther pregnant while they were dating). And even though the divorce is not yet final, he's just had another kid with another woman, who he's dating!! That's 3 kids with 3 women, but I'm going to hell. I've been married for almost 10 years! I guess the bible agrees that it's O.K. to have more kids with different women as long as you go to church on Sunday.

Show him the passage in the bible where it says that's a sin and ask him what he thinks about that.

TheGreatSatan · 08-08-2006, 10:42 PM

Like I know where to find that stuff....

911=InsideJob · 08-08-2006, 10:49 PM

Ask someone, relgious zelots are everywhere.

min0 lee · 08-09-2006, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Witmaster

Nah.... Going to church won't make you holy any more than going to KFC will make you an X-tra crispy chicken wing.

I have to use that on them.

God looks at the heart. The soul of every one of us. I personally believe he could care less about what social club you attend in the attempt to appear "righteous".

Holiness is in right action and whether you choose to do it or not.

So true.

TJ Cline · 08-09-2006, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Witmaster

Nah.... Going to church won't make you holy any more than going to KFC will make you an X-tra crispy chicken wing.

God looks at the heart. The soul of every one of us. I personally believe he could care less about what social club you attend in the attempt to appear "righteous".

Holiness is in right action and whether you choose to do it or not.

JohnMac · 08-09-2006, 11:11 AM

http://www.biblegateway.com/

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Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

Like I know where to find that stuff....

JohnMac · 08-09-2006, 11:18 AM

Of course if you really want to help him I suggest

http://www.christianitymeme.org/

TheGreatSatan · 08-09-2006, 01:55 PM

Actually I don't want to help him, I want to stab him again and again...

Witmaster · 08-09-2006, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

Actually I don't want to help him, I want to stab him again and again...

Sounds alot like Cain_and_Abel

maniclion · 08-09-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Witmaster

Sounds alot like Cain_and_Abel

No No No, this is the real Cain and Abel story

08-08-2006, 05:46 PM	#1
TheGreatSatan Satan Loves You Too Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In Min0's Bed! Posts: 11,778 Photos: 16	My Brother is a Hypocrite My older brother is a hypocrite. He's a born again dumb ass. Maybe it's just me being a guy, but I cannot talk on the phone for any longer than 5 minutes. The whole time he's yapping about Jesus and how my kids and I are all gonna burn in the lake of fire (HELL). Meanwhile, he's divorced with a woman he had 1 kid with. He's in the divorce process (1 whole year of marriage) with another woman who just had their kid 4 months ago (yeah, he go ther pregnant while they were dating). And even though the divorce is not yet final, he's just had another kid with another woman, who he's dating!! That's 3 kids with 3 women, but I'm going to hell. I've been married for almost 10 years! I guess the bible agrees that it's O.K. to have more kids with different women as long as you go to church on Sunday.
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08-08-2006, 05:49 PM	#2
SuperFlex Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,321	Hypocrite sounds like a good word... Sounds like he's far from perfect, but maybe there is some truth to what he's saying? That's a hard conversation to have. Maybe he's doing it out of love... He certainly needs to get his order first however...
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min0 lee I See© Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 31,665 Blog Entries: 3 Photos: 542	They really piss me off, I live a cleaner life than most of those Hypocrite's. But I am bad because I don't go to church.
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TJ Cline Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,544	He sounds like a typical Christian.
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TheGreatSatan Satan Loves You Too Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In Min0's Bed! Posts: 11,778 Photos: 16	Like I know where to find that stuff....
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maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 17,652 Photos: 10	He's just using his religion as a safety harness that he thinks will catch him before he falls to this hell he believes in, thing is he sees you as a latch for his safety harness, but he thinks you'd be a stronger latch for his harness if you believed as well. Thats what religion is for, weak, scared individuals who can't find solidity in themselves so they start grabbing for anything and thats how they get hooked on the "opiate of the masses"....

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JohnMac Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 61	Of course if you really want to help him I suggest http://www.christianitymeme.org/
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TheGreatSatan Satan Loves You Too Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In Min0's Bed! Posts: 11,778 Photos: 16	Actually I don't want to help him, I want to stab him again and again...
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