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08-09-2006, 11:48 AM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes
is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
you're welcome.
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
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08-09-2006, 11:50 AM #2Moderator MODERATOR
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08-09-2006, 11:58 AM #3And the winner is...... ELITE MEMBER
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What does it mean when they say "you're a pig", and then slap you in the face.
I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
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08-09-2006, 12:10 PM #4Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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It all makes sense now.
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08-09-2006, 12:39 PM #5Registered User
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very true
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08-09-2006, 03:35 PM #6Registered User
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What's with women all thinking and talking alike? LOL
Good Day
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08-09-2006, 03:50 PM #7Registered Abuser
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That's how they are programmed.
Originally Posted by 911=InsideJob
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08-18-2006, 09:57 AM #8Registered User
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"I want you, ask me again"
Originally Posted by the nut
What does it mean when they say "you're a pig", and then slap you in the face.
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08-18-2006, 10:24 AM #9Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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One that I hate the most:
"What are you thinking about"
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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08-18-2006, 11:08 AM #10Registered User
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What about "I DON'T CARE"? as in I don't care where we go eat or I don't care if you go out with your friends.
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08-18-2006, 03:22 PM #11fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Ahrg! That one is so ghey! Originally Posted by Witmaster
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08-18-2006, 03:31 PM #12flawless
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No, the worst one of all is ...
"Honey, does this make me look fat?" .. when she is trying on a dress for their date that night
A man could say yes and get slapped for it. A man could also say "no, you look fine or you look beautiful" and still get bitched at for nothing.
*sighs* .. women
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08-19-2006, 02:15 AM #13grrrrrr
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Just reminded me of an email I got this week. I'm going to post it for you. Originally Posted by shiznit2169
See The Point System...
Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
~Anais Nin
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08-19-2006, 02:24 AM #14grrrrrr
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Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
~Anais Nin
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08-19-2006, 02:26 AM #15Registered User
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lmao 100% true
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08-19-2006, 02:28 AM #16Registered User
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what about when theyask "how are you?" god that pisses me off or how about when they ask "what are you doing?" when their sitting/standing right next to you
its like wtf do you think i'm doing?!? jesus
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08-19-2006, 08:30 AM #17Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
I really hate this post,
and have decided that using it to decipher
anything a female says is BS...
Women need to speak plain, straight, and honest and then maybe
the male will, at least listen...
Any woman who cant have a respectable honest non-coded
conversation should be dumped forever!
INSTANTLY!
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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08-19-2006, 09:06 AM #18Anti-mediocrity ELITE MEMBER
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Might be a little harsh to dump a girl for a socially conditioned behavior, M. Her friends, maybe her Momma used it; they're all forms passive aggressive control, a common coping mechanism when control issues exist in a relationship. The post is obviously meant to be funny, a couple of points are probably closer to truth (5 more minutes, is a good example) than many women like to admit.
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08-19-2006, 02:38 PM #19Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Behavior conditioning can be overcome with: "Thought!" - Originally Posted by Trouble
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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