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    me, foreman, and kefe were walking down the road one day when we seen this goat with its head stuck it the fence. So i told foreman that i was going to go ass fuck that goat, so i did and i came back and Foreman said he was gonna do that too and i said go ahead, so me and Kefe waited there for a few minutes waiting on Foreman to get done. Foreman came back and then kefe said Hey i want to do that too. So me and Foreman said go ahead if you wanna, so Kefe went over there and stuck his head in the fence and then pulled down his pants and yelled "C'MON GUYS"

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenwood View Post
    me, foreman, and kefe were walking down the road one day when we seen this goat with its head stuck it the fence. So i told foreman that i was going to go ass fuck that goat, so i did and i came back and Foreman said he was gonna do that too and i said go ahead, so me and Kefe waited there for a few minutes waiting on Foreman to get done. Foreman came back and then kefe said Hey i want to do that too. So me and Foreman said go ahead if you wanna, so Kefe went over there and stuck his head in the fence and then pulled down his pants and yelled "C'MON GUYS"
    This is the worst thing I have ever read. Period.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenwood View Post
    me, foreman, and kefe were walking down the road one day when we seen this goat with its head stuck it the fence. So i told foreman that i was going to go ass fuck that goat, so i did and i came back and Foreman said he was gonna do that too and i said go ahead, so me and Kefe waited there for a few minutes waiting on Foreman to get done. Foreman came back and then kefe said Hey i want to do that too. So me and Foreman said go ahead if you wanna, so Kefe went over there and stuck his head in the fence and then pulled down his pants and yelled "C'MON GUYS"



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    That is some of the worst grammar I have ever seen.

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    You fucked a goat.

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    Two bulls are standing on top of a mountain, looking down at a field full of cows. The younger one says to the older one, "Hey pop, how about we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one replies, "No son, let's walk down and fuck them all".
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    Quote Originally Posted by kcoleman View Post
    Two bulls are standing on top of a mountain, looking down at a field full of cows. The younger one says to the older one, "Hey pop, how about we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one replies, "No son, let's walk down and fuck them all".
    I cant tell if thats a joke or a proverb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenwood View Post
    me, foreman, and kefe were walking down the road one day when we seen this goat with its head stuck it the fence. So i told foreman that i was going to go ass fuck that goat, so i did and i came back and Foreman said he was gonna do that too and i said go ahead, so me and Kefe waited there for a few minutes waiting on Foreman to get done. Foreman came back and then kefe said Hey i want to do that too. So me and Foreman said go ahead if you wanna, so Kefe went over there and stuck his head in the fence and then pulled down his pants and yelled "C'MON GUYS"
    so obvious thats how it was ending.

    made me chuckle anyway

    was this not a george michael / elton john joke to begin with
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mista View Post
    You fucked a goat.



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    Goat Fucker!!!
    for the rest of his bloddy life
    NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!

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    I've always wanted a 15 yr old goat. Kenwood what are you doing tonight?

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