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08-17-2006, 01:59 PM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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Clock race
If they put on television a race between a digital clock, cheap clock, rolex, swiss clock, cuckoo clock and a few more clocks. Would you watch a 60 minutes race between them? Who would get to one hour first? It is very competitive!
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08-17-2006, 02:04 PM #2Dookie
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08-17-2006, 02:16 PM #3fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Well we'll know who cheats!
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08-17-2006, 02:16 PM #4Seņor Member ELITE MEMBER
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And yogurt.
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08-17-2006, 02:18 PM #5fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Fage 0% fat yogurt is quite delicious with some Splenda.
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08-17-2006, 03:10 PM #7Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Boiled eggs give me gas.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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08-17-2006, 03:42 PM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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peanuts help the hard-ons.
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08-17-2006, 04:37 PM #9Monochromatic Bunny
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It is about clocks!
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08-17-2006, 04:39 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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*Digital clocks are on steroids, put an asterisk by their name.
Originally Posted by Vieope
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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08-17-2006, 04:41 PM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Cocks? Originally Posted by Vieope
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08-17-2006, 05:09 PM #12cat burglar
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A cock clock? Yeah, sounds like it would sell.
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08-17-2006, 05:20 PM #13Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Why that's a novel idea! You can set the alarm to squirt at every hour. Originally Posted by Bakerboy
A cock clock? Yeah, sounds like it would sell.
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Just get ahold of Topolo if you want that. Originally Posted by min0 lee
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08-17-2006, 05:24 PM #15cat burglar
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Toplo is more of a dribbler.
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His cock clock shoots every second! I would be beating his cock clock with my slippers every minute. Originally Posted by fufu
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08-17-2006, 05:25 PM #17cat burglar
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Topolo is more of a dribbler.
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rofl
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08-17-2006, 05:40 PM #19the unbanned
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echo!!!?!?!?!?!
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