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08-18-2006, 10:42 AM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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Stangest position while waking up
Sometimes people sleep and wake up in a very awkward position, did that ever happen to you?
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08-18-2006, 10:51 AM #2Moderator MODERATOR
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If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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08-18-2006, 10:58 AM #3Registered User
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hahahahahahahahahahahahah that's hilarious
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08-18-2006, 11:23 AM #4Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Woke up in a grove of trees in the middle of the Ala Moana Shopping Center in Waikiki. I still have no memory of how I got there
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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08-18-2006, 11:26 AM #5..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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What happened, Bunny? You woke up with your face in a hairy ass?
Originally Posted by Vieope
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08-18-2006, 11:26 AM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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08-18-2006, 11:53 AM #7Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Your lucky it wasn't in a barrel on the bottom of Naigra falls. Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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08-18-2006, 12:00 PM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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08-18-2006, 12:13 PM #9cat burglar
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Yes. Once I woke up and I was levitating. Originally Posted by Vieope
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08-18-2006, 01:08 PM #10Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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Bet it hurt when 'they' inserted the anal probe......... Originally Posted by Bakerboy
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08-18-2006, 01:13 PM #11God has graced us again
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I woke up on a guard rail of a highway one time. It had nothing to do with drinking though, I was just high on life that night
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I drive a big truck
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08-18-2006, 02:17 PM #12Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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That's what you get for sleeping in San Francisco. Originally Posted by goob
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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08-18-2006, 02:49 PM #13And the winner is...... ELITE MEMBER
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I was having a dream of this hot nude chick putting on lipstick. When I woke I had my dog's red rocket in my hand.
I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
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08-18-2006, 03:02 PM #14fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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So what did you do next? Originally Posted by the nut
I was having a dream of this hot nude chick putting on lipstick. When I woke I had my dog's red rocket in my hand.
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08-18-2006, 03:31 PM #15Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by the nut
I was having a dream of this hot nude chick putting on lipstick. When I woke I had my dog's red rocket in my hand.
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08-18-2006, 04:17 PM #16Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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You'll never guess what I did with you that night.... Originally Posted by Witmaster
Woke up in a grove of trees in the middle of the Ala Moana Shopping Center in Waikiki. I still have no memory of how I got there
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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08-18-2006, 04:24 PM #17fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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When I woke up between Foreman's 24 inch arms.
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08-18-2006, 04:34 PM #18And the winner is...... ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by fufu
So what did you do next?
I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
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08-18-2006, 05:13 PM #19cat burglar
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They were gentle so it wasn't too bad. Originally Posted by goob
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08-18-2006, 05:59 PM #20Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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On top of my pillow!
I really get my fun with pillows.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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08-18-2006, 06:28 PM #21Monochromatic Bunny
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A bunny can hump anything. Even lions like you. I am meeting fufu, the cat, tonight. Do you want to "come with us"? Originally Posted by maniclion
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08-18-2006, 06:31 PM #22Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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That's a negative, over. Originally Posted by Vieope
A bunny can hump anything. Even lions like you. I am meeting fufu, the cat, tonight. Do you want to "come with us"?Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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08-18-2006, 06:36 PM #23Monochromatic Bunny
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The lion moves when it hits him.
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08-18-2006, 08:07 PM #24Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Not for me, maybe firefox loads gifs different? Originally Posted by Vieope
The lion moves when it hits him.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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08-18-2006, 09:17 PM #25Registered Abuser
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Yea hits him, then the lion shakes it off Originally Posted by maniclion
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08-18-2006, 10:41 PM #26fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Vieope
A bunny can hump anything. Even lions like you. I am meeting fufu, the cat, tonight. Do you want to "come with us"? x2
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08-18-2006, 10:42 PM #27fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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I knew it just wasn't me, the damn thing does move. Originally Posted by maniclion
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08-18-2006, 11:17 PM #28Defense
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I have to say it's when I wake up with a cock in my ass. Real awkward. But hey, it's good to stretch in the morning, right?
Alright enough with the ghey shit. Seriously guys. Like, seriously.
I'd have to say it feels real weird falling asleep on an arm. Upon waking up, you start to move - except your arm, kinda does not. It feels as if you paralyzed... real scary shit. So I get up and start flailing frantically running around half naked in my house screaming. It usually comes back around the same time when I tumble into my neighbors yard swinging my limp arm in circles wildly screaming. Now that's an awkward way to wake up.
Shit it's late, and I've posted 5 nonsense posts in the Open Chat forum. WHAT HAVE I DONE!
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08-19-2006, 02:04 AM #29grrrrrr
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Have you seen those 20/20 shows about people eating the entire kitchen while on Ambien...and not remembering it??
I was taking Ambien to help me sleep. One day I checked my email...and all of these people from my high school had emailed me!!! My 20 year reunion was coming up. I opened the emails...and saw they were replying to me...
I had sent about 20 emails at about 2 a.m. on Ambien...and didn't recall! I even sent photos!!!
I've also found food in the kitchen in the mornings...left out.
It's fun if someone is here...cuz I'm REALLY relaxed and carefree.
Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
~Anais Nin
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08-19-2006, 08:08 AM #30fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by the nut
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