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    Say hello to the Confederate Army!

    The US Armies new gray uniform.


    or should we say Imperial Army????


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    lemme guess George bush is darth sidius

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    But it is gray. Uniforms of the army should be designed so they could hide more easily. But look at the forest behind him, you could see that guy from a mile. Maybe it is designed to a terrain that have mountains with that color.

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    Look at the gay bell boy popped up collar it looks just like the one in the Star Wars photo of the guy in the gray suit and black hat.
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    probably that type of collar would intefere less w gun straps???

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    I think the most attractive feature of the new uniforms is the fit and feel. It's like wearing a pair of pajamas. Very light. Very comfortable.

    The pocket design is pretty cool. Easy access.

    We never wear the collars up like that although I might try it in cold weather.
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    I think the mandarin collar is supposed to help keep out rubbish in a fight.

    My favorite uniform is the Navies coveralls, we got to wear them underway, it was so easy to just slip everything on all at once and take off for GQ. Now it looks like all sailors may be wearing BDU like outfits shortly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    I think the mandarin collar is supposed to help keep out rubbish in a fight.

    My favorite uniform is the Navies coveralls, we got to wear them underway, it was so easy to just slip everything on all at once and take off for GQ. Now it looks like all sailors may be wearing BDU like outfits shortly?

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    Hot Lips Hoolihan!
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    She's married! What kind of married woman goes on a boat?! In the ocean no less.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
    She's married! What kind of married woman goes on a boat?! In the ocean no less.
    The kind that likes sea men?
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    The kind that likes sea men?
    Lawl, I wrote that as complete nonsense, but nice answer!
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    "Hello to the Confederate Army!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    The kind that likes sea men?
    I like women that love semen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
    She's married! What kind of married woman goes on a boat?! In the ocean no less.
    She looks way too you to be a LCDR, of course when I crashed that LSD's XO farewell party last month most of the officers looked younger than me even the CO looked young, of course it's just an LSD and only has to cart lazy ass Jarheds around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    She looks way too you to be a LCDR, of course when I crashed that LSD's XO farewell party last month most of the officers looked younger than me even the CO looked young, of course it's just an LSD and only has to cart lazy ass Jarheds around.
    She's 12.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
    She's 12.
    Damn they are desperate for people.


    Side Note: Know whats crazy? my docs office is right by the AF, Army, Navy, CG recruiting stations and everytime I pass by they're all outside in uniform blazing up smokes and most are fat as fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Damn they are desperate for people.


    Side Note: Know whats crazy? my docs office is right by the AF, Army, Navy, CG recruiting stations and everytime I pass by they're all outside in uniform blazing up smokes and most are fat as fuck.
    Why don't you bring an MG, and mow them all down into a bloody pulp?
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Is it me, or does this guy look like a total asshat?

    What's with the melancholy, soldier? ANSWER ME!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
    Why don't you bring an MG, and mow them all down into a bloody pulp?
    Because I love them, they too are my Brothers and Sisters, Jesus Saves because he uses GEICO! Pass it on


    I'm patenting that for bumper stickers you fuckers!
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    roflmrow!
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