Young male persian. Homosexual tendancies. Administered with all shots including rabies.

I want to do a personals ad on one of there ghey ass matchmaking sites, but here is the twist. I will post my pictures, but you guys will make up my bio. You can say what ever you want.
I need to pick a free one, because I don't want to pay money just to play a stupid ass prank. Please make up stuff that could lead to meeting some weird person. That would be awesome. I will even take picture of me and the person I meet.
So make up stuff that is funny, and not just stupid.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
Open to exploration.... with all species
Detachable penis?
You have a rapist wit.
I have a six pack that can't be bottled and a mind as sharp as cheese. Want to get a pizza?
Shooting stars like pictures requires a sharp eye. Let's get busy.
Short, light and ugly. But worth my weight in gold. Dinner?
Opportunity just knocked. Answer and you will be rewarded.
Young professional male seeks cute strawberry blonde to go for ice cream in my new red Porsche. Door to door service.
I'm so tired of masterbating...are you?
May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...
Hobbies include playing with model trains, shaving fuzzy animals, creating sculptures out of garbage, and spraypainting lyrics to Barbra Streisand songs on public buildsings.
The only time it's bad to feel the burn is when you're peeing...
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


works in a slaughterhouse. hobbies taxidermy. they use your blood to make viagra for males less fortunate.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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