Thread: Yo letz Du This

Let's not.

Originally Posted by Focus

"Yoz. I got back from the bah, to hit up the gal"

"Except she urrn't there, instead it's Fred my pal"

Originally Posted by fufu

Let's not.

Yo, and I mean YO,
Don't mess wit the rap muchacho. LETS DU THIS! Post up... ooooo, like ballin kid

Originally Posted by Focus

"Except she urrn't there, instead it's Fred my pal"

"So I knock em in da face, soundin off like kerplow!"

Originally Posted by Focus

"So I knock em in da face, soundin off like kerplow!"

"So you bitches gon rhyme, or make me two time ya in da face?!"

"Oh no he didn't, no he didn't get up in mah space!"

Theres a certain mystique, when i speak
that you notice thats sort of unique
cause you know its me, my poetry's deep
and im stillmatic
the way i flow to this beat
you cant sit still
its like trying to smoke crack and go to sleep
im strapped, its knowin any minute, i could snap
im the equivelent if what would happen if bush rapped
i bully these rappers so bad, lyrically
it aint even funny, i aint even hungry
it aint even money, you cant pay me enough
for you to play me, its cockamayne

Originally Posted by kenwood

Theres a certain mystique, when i speak
that you notice thats sort of unique
cause you know its me, my poetry's deep
and im stillmatic
the way i flow to this beat
you cant sit still
its like trying to smoke crack and go to sleep
im strapped, its knowin any minute, i could snap
im the equivelent if what would happen if bush rapped
i bully these rappers so bad, lyrically
it aint even funny, i aint even hungry
it aint even money, you cant pay me enough
for you to play me, its cockamayne

.... you were supposed to rhyme with what I said, or whatever the last line was in the RHYTM. Havn't you ever played kings, and had the jive card pulled? What are you 15 or something?

Originally Posted by Focus

.... you were supposed to rhyme with what I said, or whatever the last line was in the RHYTM. Havn't you ever played kings, and had the jive card pulled? What are you 15 or something?

murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better, get rid of that nine, it ain't gonna help
What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
I'm waitin for hell like hell shit I'm anxious as hell
Manson, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail
I used to be my mommy's little angel at twelve
Thirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf
I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
'til I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's mailbox
{"Mom! MOM!"} I used to give a - fuck, now I could give a fuck less
What do I think of suc-cess? It sucks, too much press I'm stressed
Too much stares two breasts, too upset
It's just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (yes)
Grew up quick (no) was raised right
Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right
You think of my name now whenever you say, "Hi"
Became a commodity because I'm W-H-I-
-T-E, cuz MTV was so friendly to me
Can't wait 'til Kim sees me
Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn't workin?
You hear this finger? Oh it's upside down
Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now

eminem

That's good. Except... I don't think you saw the point of the thread.
In the midst of OC nonsense, I felt like rapping. Obviously, OC nonsense and rap go hand in hand. Obviously.

So I'm gunna give a line. Then, yo'z bitches gon go rhyme one line in return, rhyming with the line I began with. Alright lets try this again, before I pass out:

"I got hungry when I be typin, so I drove down to the store"

"I got hungry when I be typin, so I drove down to the store"

"found me some whores"

Originally Posted by kenwood

"found me some whores"

hahahah
"then found out dem bitches been full of STD's, with gonno, siphyllus, and sores"

Originally Posted by Focus

hahahah
"then found out dem bitches been full of STD's, with gonno, siphyllus, and sores"

"so i dumped their asses and went to the 7/11"

Originally Posted by Focus

hahahah
"then found out dem bitches been full of STD's, with gonno, siphyllus, and sores"

so I shot those bitches and had sex with their dead bodies

Originally Posted by joesmooth20

so I shot those bitches and had sex with their dead bodies

After bustin a mean nut, I left lookin for mo' hotties

But ended up fucking the 7/11 potties

Originally Posted by kenwood

Theres a certain mystique, when i speak
that you notice thats sort of unique
cause you know its me, my poetry's deep
and im stillmatic
the way i flow to this beat
you cant sit still
its like trying to smoke crack and go to sleep
im strapped, its knowin any minute, i could snap
im the equivelent if what would happen if bush rapped
i bully these rappers so bad, lyrically
it aint even funny, i aint even hungry
it aint even money, you cant pay me enough
for you to play me, its cockamayne

You're ghey, and those lyrics are stolen.

Originally Posted by BigDyl

You're ghey, and those lyrics are stolen.

Even though he's ghey, he'll keep rollen.

Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts

Even though he's ghey, he'll keep rollen.

and strollin along, singin his song, praying every night he had a 10" dong.

Originally Posted by FatCatMC

and strollin along, singin his song, praying every night he had a 10" dong.

but that shits wrong son, and it sure aint fun, 10" in yer pants is like packin a load gun, girlies run, and try to duck for cover, but don't worry kid cuz your uncle bob is your lover.

Originally Posted by FatCatMC

but that shits wrong son, and it sure aint fun, 10" in yer pants is like packin a load gun, girlies run, and try to duck for cover, but don't worry kid cuz your uncle bob is your lover.

an he busts a mean nut, so when its loose duck for cover

this is a pathetic cypher...

Hocus Pocus *poof* no more Focus
keep it up we'll have to call Officer Yokas
oh snap wait I think I figured out what the joke is
he ain't trying to rhyme he's just trying to provoke us.

Originally Posted by maniclion

Hocus Pocus *poof* no more Focus
keep it up we'll have to call Officer Yokas
oh snap wait I think I figured out what the joke is
he ain't trying to rhyme he's just trying to provoke us.

I've read this a few times, but it still makes no sense whatsoever.
Care to elaborate on what I'm trying to "provoke"!?

Originally Posted by Focus

I've read this a few times, but it still makes no sense whatsoever.
Care to elaborate on what I'm trying to "provoke"!?

Into following the last rhyme, which will get snotty once you run out of words to rhyme the same unless you can make subtle rhyme shifts which the average wordsmith has difficulty doing.

subatomically colliding words
exponetially magnify the energy potential of a verb
and release it's gamma burn
directly into your sternum
leaving your enthusiasm curbed

swippin' at emcees with a cougars fist
verbal illusionist improvin his,
undefeated record, now who's next?

bigDyl and his pictionary rummages
can't even delve into the true thuggishness
of a downbeat cypher thick with the grungiest
poetry scrawled on the side of a bin where the rubbish is
while down heart souls huddle between condos of the prosperous
A Gulf war vet shutters, flashbacks of his leg being charred by phosphorous
as he pleas in a whispered tone "where is our government to foster us!"
"God damn it when will America learn that the real cost of the war isn't the big bucks........the real cost is us!"

Georgy porgy pudding and pie....jerked off in his girlfriends eye...when it got all hard and shut ...Georgy facked that one eyed slut!