Topless Bars.

**min0 lee** · 08-22-2006, 06:16 PM

Exactly what do you do there, and why do you go there?

I have never been to one....just wondering.

**TJ Cline** · 08-22-2006, 06:17 PM

They are fun to go to about once every 3 years.

**min0 lee** · 08-22-2006, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

They are fun to go to about once every 3 years.

Ok, but what do you do there? Do you try to pick them up or do you throw your money at them?

**TJ Cline** · 08-22-2006, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Ok, but what do you do there? Do you try to pick them up or do you throw your money at them?

I like to tell them they are fat as they give me a lap dance.

**min0 lee** · 08-22-2006, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I like to tell them they are fat as they give me a lap dance.

I can imagine the outcome. Ever date one?

**TJ Cline** · 08-22-2006, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I can imagine the outcome. Ever date one?

Nope

**Tough Old Man** · 08-22-2006, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Ok, but what do you do there? Do you try to pick them up or do you throw your money at them?

Hell no. The bouncers aren't going to let that happen. But you can put money down their britches.

What you really do is look at them real good and then go home and take it out on your girl.

**min0 lee** · 08-22-2006, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

Hell no. The bouncers aren't going to let that happen. But you can put money down their britches.

What you really do is look at them real good and then go home and take it out on your girl.

So that's the purpose of a topless bar.

**Triple Threat** · 08-22-2006, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

What you really do is look at them real good and then go home and take it out on your girl.

**min0 lee** · 08-22-2006, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by Triple Threat

So I am guessing you guys close your eyes and pretend..............

**myCATpowerlifts** · 08-22-2006, 06:46 PM

2 friends and I went to one when we were drunk.
Er, i think that was a strip joint actually.

You just sit there and watch, and order drinks.

I would NOT recommend going drunk.

When you go, you want to be able to see straight.
When I went, they had multiple titties, b/c my eyesight was blurry.

At least thats what I keep telling myself

**Bakerboy** · 08-22-2006, 07:03 PM

A friend of mine used to hang out at a topless bar every afternoon and do his homework there. You became friends with all the servers.
The only reason I would go to a topless bar now is if I went with a hot girl. When I was in University this super hot girl thought it would be cool to go to this crotch bar with me (her idea). It was great. She screamed and cheered and which got us a floor show. We drank tall cans of cheap beer and laughed while I threw loonies (yes I am Canadian) at the girl's privates. Hahaha. It was basically foreplay.

**tucker01** · 08-22-2006, 07:05 PM

Canada is full nudity and you would be amazed at the shit you can get away with up here. Was fun when I was 18.

**myCATpowerlifts** · 08-22-2006, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Canada is full nudity and you would be amazed at the shit you can get away with up here. Was fun when I was 18.

This really hot 33 yr old stripped came to talk to us, because we were all young and good looking as opposed to all the nasty old perverts.

She said we could bang her for 150 bucks.

None of us had near that much on us, and my friend wanted to charge it to his debit card lol

**Bakerboy** · 08-22-2006, 07:09 PM

^ You made the right call.

**The Monkey Man** · 08-22-2006, 07:17 PM

My buddies and I used to score strippers all the time when we were regulars in Vegas...
I've dated a couple of them too...

I've bought strippers drinks, I've had strippers buy me drinks,
and I've had girls and girlfriends (non-strippers) take me to the
strip club and buy me lapdances and drinks and vice-versa...

A lot of strippers are coked-up whores -

The last time I had a chance to sleep with a stripper (superhot in toronto)
I got cock-blocked by my drunk friends...
Since then I have not had any urge to go near a club

Hottest stripper... Hell hottest woman period... I ever slept with,
was a Korean chick from California stripping in Vegas
(I bought her one drink and bought three lap dances from her... about $65)

**TJ Cline** · 08-22-2006, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

My buddies and I used to score strippers all the time when we were regulars in Vegas...
I've dated a couple of them too...

I've bought strippers drinks, I've had strippers buy me drinks,
and I've had girls and girlfriends (non-strippers) take me to the
strip club and buy me lapdances and drinks and vice-versa...

A lot of strippers are coked-up whores -

The last time I had a chance to sleep with a stripper (superhot in toronto)
I got cock-blocked by my drunk friends...
Since then I have not had any urge to go near a club

Hottest stripper... Hell hottest woman period... I ever slept with,
was a Korean chick from California stripping in Vegas
(I bought her one drink and bought three lap dances from her... about $65)

Racist

**The Monkey Man** · 08-22-2006, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Racist

Jealous -

**Doublebase** · 08-22-2006, 07:29 PM

You're 41 and you have never been to a topless bar? You really need to get out.

**TJ Cline** · 08-22-2006, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Jealous -

I fucked too many dirty whores in my past to be Jealous son

**Prince** · 08-22-2006, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I can imagine the outcome. Ever date one?

you don't date a stripper, that is stupid.

you go to a strip bar for entertainment, fantasy, even to "get off" from a lap dance.

**The Monkey Man** · 08-22-2006, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

you don't date a stripper, that is stupid.

you go to a strip bar for entertainment, fantasy, even to "get off" from a lap dance.

You might if you are, say, twenty-two, twenty-three, years old,
and want to party all night, every night

**I Are Baboon** · 08-23-2006, 06:04 AM

I think I'm one of the only straight men I know that never really enjoyed strip bars. I can see the appeal, but it was just never my thing. It just always seemed like a waste of money to me.

**MCx2** · 08-23-2006, 07:02 AM

I dated a stripper once. Best 15 minutes of my life.

**goob** · 08-23-2006, 08:46 AM

Got a mate who's engaged to one! She's crazy, but so is he.

**zombul** · 08-23-2006, 08:53 AM

I dated a girl I thought was a prostitute but it turned out she was giving it away.

**JohnMac** · 08-23-2006, 09:02 AM

Your a wallet and the objective is to make you empty.

I just don't like being the chump. (I've represented strippers and they are universally screwed up in the head)

**Tough Old Man** · 08-23-2006, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

So I am guessing you guys close your eyes and pretend..............

Only after seeing you dance as you fulfill my fantasy's~!

**AKIRA** · 08-23-2006, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by I Are Baboon

I think I'm one of the only straight men I know that never really enjoyed strip bars. I can see the appeal, but it was just never my thing. It just always seemed like a waste of money to me.

I concur.

Ive tried to go and get into the event, but I dont wanna be like the rest of the animals in there. Screaming, throwing money. I just want to fuck them and that doesnt seem to work. So I stand back and not spend shit. But that doesnt seem to work either.

So fuck those places.

**Yanick** · 08-23-2006, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

I concur.

Ive tried to go and get into the event, but I dont wanna be like the rest of the animals in there. Screaming, throwing money. I just want to fuck them and that doesnt seem to work. So I stand back and not spend shit. But that doesnt seem to work either.

So fuck those places.

yes!

i don't see the point in paying a girl to give you blueballs.

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