Thread: Jeff Ross OWNS At Shatner's Roast

There was a bunch of hilarous comments at the Shatner Roast. They played alot of clip's on Howard Stern cause Artie Lang was one of the Roasters.

They were all hilarious.

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

There was a bunch of hilarous comments at the Shatner Roast. They played alot of clip's on Howard Stern cause Artie Lang was one of the Roasters.

They were all hilarious.

I heard Stern's show sucks now now that he's on satilite. Havnt got around to getting a Sirius yet.

No way..... it is so much better. Man I haven't laughed so much in ages.

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

No way..... it is so much better. Man I haven't laughed so much in ages.

I agree 150%. The clips they played on Howard were hillarious. I loved how everyone was ripping on Lisa Lampinelli.

I would like to know who keeps saying Howard sucks now because it is so much better then the old krock days.

I just about shat myself! I missed the roast, but if the other people were even half that funny, I will be looking for a torrent of that.
By the way, does anyone know if there are any Jeff Ross torrents anywhere? Does this guy even do stand-up? I hope he does, cause that was some clever shit he did at the roast.

Originally Posted by 911=InsideJob

I heard Stern's show sucks now now that he's on satilite. Havnt got around to getting a Sirius yet.

His show fucking rocks, its way better than it ever was.

Greg Geraldo killed also

Why was that dumb bitch there anyway? When she said: "I can't say bad things to people", they should've replied: "Pretend he's George Bush."

I heard from one guy that all Stern does now is talk about the 'revolution' and how he's lost his motivation. Glad to hear he's still gotta. Still need to get a Sirius...

Originally Posted by KelJu

I just about shat myself! I missed the roast, but if the other people were even half that funny, I will be looking for a torrent of that.

Ask, and you shall receive.

Jeff Ross must be proud of himself. He's made a career out of working one night a year. Does he actually do anything else?

I just watched this. Damn, that was some of the most brutal shit I've seen on TV. Very good.

Andy Dick lost it.

Originally Posted by DOMS

I just watched this. Damn, that was some of the most brutal shit I've seen on TV. Very good.

Andy Dick lost it.

You can tell he was pissed, he even gave him the sly middle finger.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

You can tell he was pissed, he even gave him the sly middle finger.

He started to spit at people.

Originally Posted by DOMS

He started to spit at people.

No shit! I have to see this.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

No shit! I have to see this.

I can't remember exactly when it happens, but it's during the George Takai segment or the fat blond comedian's (Lisa?) segment.

Andy Dick on the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner





This isn't it but I think it's funny.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Andy Dick on the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner


This isn't it but I think it's funny.

His bit is good, but he takes a real beating from the rest of the roasters (and Shatner). George Takai took the same beating, but kept a good attitude though. There's a shit load of gay jokes.

Lisa Lampanelli roasts William Shatner


I thought she was funny, but I do have to wonder why was Betty White there? She seemed out of place there.

Originally Posted by DOMS

His bit is good, but he takes a real beating from the rest of the roasters (and Shatner). George Takai took the same beating, but kept a good attitude though. There's a shit load of gay jokes.

Yep, the Solo gay jokes were funny.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Lisa Lampanelli roasts William Shatner


I thought she was funny, but I do have to wonder why was Betty White there? She seemed out of place there.

You'd think so, but you'd be wrong.

Here's a quote from Betty White. This is from memory, but it's close enough.

"Gosh, I remember doing the roasts back in the 50s. Gee it was great, but Nichelle, you'd wouldn't have been allowed in. *sigh* Those were good times."

Here . Great stuff!

Ferra Fawcette (I don't care enough about her to look up her name), sucked ass. She was drugged out of her mind. She should have been thrown off the stage.

Originally Posted by DOMS

You'd think so, but you'd be wrong.

Here's a quote from Betty White. This is from memory, but it's close enough.

"Gosh, I remember doing the roasts back in the 50s. Gee it was great, but Nichelle, you'd wouldn't have been allowed in. *sigh* Those were good times."

Hell yeah Betty. There are few things in life funny than a sweet old lady with a witty sense of humor. I guess because it is out of place.

Originally Posted by DOMS

You'd think so, but you'd be wrong.

Here's a quote from Betty White. This is from memory, but it's close enough.

"Gosh, I remember doing the roasts back in the 50s. Gee it was great, but Nichelle, you'd wouldn't have been allowed in. *sigh* Those were good times."

Damn, I don't like racism but some of the best jokes are both racist and sexist.

Betty White
"We all know Shatner is nuts....but George (Solo) has actually tasted them."
LOL

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Betty White
"We all know Shatner is nuts....but George (Solo) has actually tasted them."
LOL

For the love of God, it's Sulu.

But yeah, he was a trooper. Funny as hell. The only other one (than the bimbo) that I didn't like was that drunk ass piece of shit from the Howard Stern show.

Originally Posted by DOMS

For the love of God, it's Sulu.

But yeah, he was a trooper. Funny as hell. The only other one (than the bimbo) that I didn't like was that drunk ass piece of shit from the Howard Stern show.

Sulu.

Originally Posted by KelJu

Hell yeah Betty. There are few things in life funny than a sweet old lady with a witty sense of humor. I guess because it is out of place.

In Lake Placcid Betty plays an old lady that fed her husband to the alligator. at one point she tells a cop "if i had a cock this is where i'd tell you to suck it" which is classic Betty.