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08-24-2006, 02:29 PM #1Registered User
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There's a guy at my gym who used to be a powerlifter he's 70 he came out of the shower butt naked and started going through the motions showing me correct form for squats.
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08-24-2006, 02:31 PM #2fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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I was in the locker room just a couple weeks ago when I over heard a couple old men talking about Viagra.One of them is 94 and the other is in his 80's.The 80 sum year old was asking the 94 if he liked the stuff and he said yes,but he hadn't hab any ACTION lately.The guy in his 80's said he was thinking of trying it.I was trying to get out of the locker room just hoping they wouldn't see me.
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Was it saggy balls to the floor squatting?......
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I do not believe you were at the gym.
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08-24-2006, 02:51 PM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Could you hear his joints popping as he was squatting. Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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08-24-2006, 03:00 PM #7Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Using a Braille keyboard, eh? Originally Posted by ForemanRules
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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08-24-2006, 03:01 PM #8Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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I'm no expert of these sorts of things, but isn't that called "tea-bagging"? Originally Posted by MACCA
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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08-24-2006, 03:15 PM #9Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by DOMS
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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Originally Posted by Doublebase
I do not believe you were at the gym.
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08-24-2006, 03:25 PM #11Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by KelJu
That was to imply that he went blind after watching a naked 70 year old man do squats.
Explaining The Joke: killing humor since 1928.So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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08-24-2006, 03:27 PM #12Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Whats with the old guys and the running shorts from the 50's. Just what I want to see, some old geezer with no shirt on running around with his balls hanging down past his shorts.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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08-24-2006, 03:28 PM #13Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by DOMS
Lawl, I have a condition called retarded. It acts up every now and then.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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08-24-2006, 03:29 PM #14Patrick ELITE MEMBER
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jesus...lucky for me I don't workout at your gym.
Why the hell was he showing you squats though? Did you ask him aroubt squats for some reason? Why would you be talking to a butt naked dude?Optimum Sports Performance
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I just made it up, like 90% of my posts Originally Posted by P-funk
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08-24-2006, 03:31 PM #16Patrick ELITE MEMBER
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Information that the character ForemanRules presents is totally fictitious in nature and is presented for role playing purposes only. The opinions presented do not encourage the use of illegal substances nor have I ever used any illegal substance ever in my life. Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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08-24-2006, 03:33 PM #17Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Don't feel bad. I had my sense of humor surgically removed four years ago. I cut-and-paste all of my witty banter. Originally Posted by KelJu
Lawl, I have a condition called retarded. It acts up every now and then.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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