Thread: Who likes to sing in the shower and the car?

You should have flipped her the bird

Mrofl

True Story, this one dude was humming along with his mp3 player in the weightroom and his singing voice was horrible.

Originally Posted by BigDyl

True Story, this one dude was humming along with his mp3 player in the weightroom and his singing voice was horrible.

wow, great story!! tell it again, the part about the humming in the weight room and his voice!!!!

Originally Posted by BigDyl

True Story, this one dude was humming along with his mp3 player in the weightroom and his singing voice was horrible.

If that is a reference to me, I don't hum or sing in the gym. I am strictly business meow.

I do hum sometimes while I'm on the shitter.
"Hum hum hummm...flugger plop...Hum hum hummm"

lmfao

I wish I could sing.
They once told me I should go Solo....So low so that no one can hear me.

Originally Posted by KelJu

I love it! The only down side is the ocasional embarrassing moment like today.
I left the gym with my Ipod on, and I had a great workout, so I was in a good mood.
As soon as I got in my car, I was already breaking it down singing my ass off.
I completely forgot that my car radio wasn't on to drown out my awfully shitty singing plus my back windows were down. I stopped at a red light right as the song really wnt off. It was Incubus - Megalomaniac at that part where he is screaming.

"You're no Jesus or no fucking Elvis"

I look to the left of me and there is a little old black lady just looking at me like I had lost my mind. She was giving me a dirty look and shaking her head in disapproval. I looked to the right of my and there was a fat chick laughing her ass off at me.

lawl, I sing in the car all the time. Usually at least one song per trip.

Originally Posted by MyK

wow, great story!! tell it again, the part about the humming in the weight room and his voice!!!!

ROFL


...sorry, it was funny.

Originally Posted by MyK

wow, great story!! tell it again, the part about the humming in the weight room and his voice!!!! : thumb:

THAT'S IT. I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE TO KICK YOUR ASS!!

Originally Posted by MyK

wow, great story!! tell it again, the part about the humming in the weight room and his voice!!!!

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In the car, I sing to jazz CDs.

In the shower, I either listen to ambient music (trance), or I sing (pardon my being-not-so-PC here) Negro Spirituals or Broadway show tunes.

I lived in the deep South for many moons. I found it both interesting and uplifting to attend one of the local Black Baptist churchs on occasion - where you learn to sing or you get evil looks. You cannot fake singing, so your learn how to sing - loudly, and with vigor. Somehow, you get decent at singing in such an atmosphere of good humor and enthusiasm for life. (this was in stark contrast to my fire and brimstone years as a youth in the Catholic (Roman and Greek Orthodox) Church. Good music there, if you knew Latin, which I didn't).

I can sing good enough not to cause wincing if someone hears me; my range is alto, but I can hit most of the soprano notes when I need to... (I can fake the high notes, LOL).

Originally Posted by Trouble

In the car, I sing to jazz CDs.

In the shower, I either listen to ambient music (trance), or I sing (pardon my being-not-so-PC here) Negro Spirituals or Broadway show tunes.

I lived in the deep South for many moons. I found it both interesting and uplifting to attend one of the local Black Baptist churchs on occasion - where you learn to sing or you get evil looks. You cannot fake singing, so your learn how to sing - loudly, and with vigor. Somehow, you get decent at singing in such an atmosphere of good humor and enthusiasm for life. (this was in stark contrast to my fire and brimstone years as a youth in the Catholic (Roman and Greek Orthodox) Church. Good music there, if you knew Latin, which I didn't).

I can sing good enough not to cause wincing if someone hears me; my range is alto, but I can hit most of the soprano notes when I need to... (I can fake the high notes, LOL).

That cool. I am into a lot of Classical/Opra music. We should all record our singing and host it on fileput. I'll do it if some of you others do it.

Originally Posted by Trouble

In the car, I sing to jazz CDs.

In the shower, I either listen to ambient music (trance), or I sing (pardon my being-not-so-PC here) Negro Spirituals or Broadway show tunes.

I lived in the deep South for many moons. I found it both interesting and uplifting to attend one of the local Black Baptist churchs on occasion - where you learn to sing or you get evil looks. You cannot fake singing, so your learn how to sing - loudly, and with vigor. Somehow, you get decent at singing in such an atmosphere of good humor and enthusiasm for life. (this was in stark contrast to my fire and brimstone years as a youth in the Catholic (Roman and Greek Orthodox) Church. Good music there, if you knew Latin, which I didn't).

I can sing good enough not to cause wincing if someone hears me; my range is alto, but I can hit most of the soprano notes when I need to... (I can fake the high notes, LOL).

You never cease to amaze me.

Originally Posted by BigDyl

THAT'S IT. I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE TO KICK YOUR ASS!!

I live under a bridge! RETARD!!!

Originally Posted by Trouble

In the car, I sing to jazz CDs.

In the shower, I either listen to ambient music (trance), or I sing (pardon my being-not-so-PC here) Negro Spirituals or Broadway show tunes.

I lived in the deep South for many moons. I found it both interesting and uplifting to attend one of the local Black Baptist churchs on occasion - where you learn to sing or you get evil looks. You cannot fake singing, so your learn how to sing - loudly, and with vigor. Somehow, you get decent at singing in such an atmosphere of good humor and enthusiasm for life. (this was in stark contrast to my fire and brimstone years as a youth in the Catholic (Roman and Greek Orthodox) Church. Good music there, if you knew Latin, which I didn't).

I can sing good enough not to cause wincing if someone hears me; my range is alto, but I can hit most of the soprano notes when I need to... (I can fake the high notes, LOL).

you are a truly fascinating individual!

Originally Posted by NeilPearson

You should have flipped her the bird

Yeah, but he banged her instead

Originally Posted by Trouble

In the car, I sing to jazz CDs.

In the shower, I either listen to ambient music (trance), or I sing (pardon my being-not-so-PC here) Negro Spirituals or Broadway show tunes.

I lived in the deep South for many moons. I found it both interesting and uplifting to attend one of the local Black Baptist churchs on occasion - where you learn to sing or you get evil looks. You cannot fake singing, so your learn how to sing - loudly, and with vigor. Somehow, you get decent at singing in such an atmosphere of good humor and enthusiasm for life. (this was in stark contrast to my fire and brimstone years as a youth in the Catholic (Roman and Greek Orthodox) Church. Good music there, if you knew Latin, which I didn't).

I can sing good enough not to cause wincing if someone hears me; my range is alto, but I can hit most of the soprano notes when I need to... (I can fake the high notes, LOL).

This is too much -

My cooldown song of choice is Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Yeah, but he banged her instead

BANNED!!! (Reason: Disrespectful to women)

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Yeah, but he banged her instead

How the hell could you have knwon that, you weren't even there.

hahaha

Sometimes I sing when I masturbate.

Originally Posted by kcoleman

hahaha

You will probably get a warning for that one. But it was still funny.

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Sometimes I sing when I masturbate.

LAWL

Originally Posted by kcoleman

hahaha

That was so wrong, but funny.

Did I miss something, why does everyone but two people have cats as there avatar, is it like cat month on Ironmag?

Originally Posted by Spitfire

Did I miss something, why does everyone but two people have cats as there avatar, is it like cat month on Ironmag?

Welcome back, it's a gay thing with BigDyl being the Head gay guy.