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If you were mowing the grass...
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stop and allow it to move out of the way.
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it's guts are great fertilizer and I've enjoyed killing bugs all my life. Chop it up!
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I would slow down and allow it the opportunity to have the chance to hump again...
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stop mowing and play with it...
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base my decision on what color it was...
2 9.52%
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Thread: If you were mowing the grass...
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08-29-2006, 12:05 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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If you were mowing the grass...
and saw a grasshopper, what would you do
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08-29-2006, 12:09 AM #2the unbanned
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08-29-2006, 12:14 AM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Shut up and vote bitch...
I agree 100%...but I can see why you would say so. Your grass is probably covered in snow and gay people.
Originally Posted by MyK
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08-29-2006, 12:15 AM #4the unbanned
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the gay people are 6 feet under my grass! Originally Posted by SuperFlex
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08-29-2006, 12:19 AM #5Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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What, 6" up your ass... Originally Posted by MyK
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08-29-2006, 12:20 AM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I assume you are also the grasshopper racist...
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08-29-2006, 12:42 AM #7Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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#6
hope the grasshopper has the instinct to get out of the way
and if he doesn't, he fails, and the gene pool is strengthened
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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08-29-2006, 12:59 AM #8Registered User
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fuckin run it over
if i had to stop and wait for everygrasshopperto move outta the way i'd be mowing for 4hours instead of 2.
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08-29-2006, 01:12 AM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I had that in #3, but the poll doesn't allow for over 100 words.. The 3 minute time limit scared me into leaving that out... Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
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08-29-2006, 06:15 AM #10Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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3 Minute time Limit = GHEY Originally Posted by SuperFlex
I had that in #3, but the poll doesn't allow for over 100 words.. The 3 minute time limit scared me into leaving that out...
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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08-30-2006, 04:09 AM #11Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I would say, excuse me and if he were deaf then he would die.
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i would eat him if he was in my way
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08-31-2006, 05:00 PM #13Registered User
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I would mate with it then give it 1/2 my money
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Listen here you rich ass bastard. You can mate with me next month while here if you give me half your money Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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I don't remember ever mowing a grasshopper. When you scalp 4 or 5 bunnies during that first spring mow. Now that will make you think a little.
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Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
Listen here you rich ass bastard. You can mate with me next month while here if you give me half your money
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08-31-2006, 10:33 PM #17Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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I thought this was going to be a thread about shaving pubs.
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Originally Posted by KelJu
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09-01-2006, 12:36 PM #19Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Shaving pubs, I've shaved a few pubs a many quarts of beer. Originally Posted by KelJu
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-01-2006, 01:28 PM #20cat burglar
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I get my lawn man, Topolo, to do all my yard work so you would have to ask him. He's a bit of a whiner he does a pretty good job.
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Originally Posted by Bakerboy
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09-02-2006, 05:21 PM #22Registered User
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i broke a bunnies from legs off with a lawn trimmer
and he was like dieing and trying to run away with only 2 hind legs
so i crushed hes head with the trimmer it was sick but i just had to do it lolLittLe FraNk
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09-02-2006, 05:27 PM #23Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by LittLe FraNk
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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i just had to man he was suffering lol i had to play god man lol
LittLe FraNk
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09-02-2006, 05:30 PM #25Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by LittLe FraNk
That is fucked up dude. A part of me just died after reading that.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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09-02-2006, 05:31 PM #26Registered User
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ya im gona go to hell and burn long and well for that one
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Not if you go in search for it's remains and eat them... Originally Posted by LittLe FraNk
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if i would have known how much all this food and protein was going to cost me i probaly would have lol
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