Reply With QuoteI had a guy offer me a thousand dollars to "approve" him for a Federal A&P License.
I politely told him to go fuck himself sideways with a combine
Do you think you could be bribed at your work?
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08-31-2006, 06:11 PM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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Do you think you could be bribed at your work?
Only at your work. Do you think someone could give you something really valuable in exchange for a favor? Like a lot of money or some sexual activity. Now if you dont do something really important, think like if you worked in that place where they decide who gets the organ transplant and a hot blonde offered you something because she wants a friend to get moved up in the list. Could you be bribed?
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08-31-2006, 07:22 PM #2Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
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08-31-2006, 07:26 PM #3Registered User
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I had a guy offer me 15 dollars to "approve" him for a Federal A&P License.
I politely told him to fuck me in the ass because I was bought and paid for at that point.
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08-31-2006, 07:29 PM #4Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Be more specific...I'm having a hard time deciding......
Why doesn't the word deciding look right?
Aw, I hate that!
Anyway, bribery usually offends my sense of integrity.
That sentence doesn't even feel right!
WTF? I'm having a grammatical crisis!!
did I spell "grammatical" right?
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08-31-2006, 07:31 PM #5Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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What a cheap Ho you are.
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I had a guy offer me 15 dollars to "approve" him for a Federal A&P License.
I politely told him to fuck me in the ass because I was bought and paid for at that point.
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08-31-2006, 07:31 PM #6Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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#4 Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I had a guy offer me 15 dollars to "approve" him for a Federal A&P License.
I politely told him to fuck me in the ass because I was bought and paid for at that point. NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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08-31-2006, 07:34 PM #7Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Someone bribes me with money to show up and spend time at this one place 5 to 6 days a week. Wait that's my job......
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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08-31-2006, 07:36 PM #8Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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What's with the damn numbers? Originally Posted by Witmaster
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08-31-2006, 07:41 PM #9Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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My cock just exploded
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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08-31-2006, 07:43 PM #10Registered User
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41 Originally Posted by Witmaster
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08-31-2006, 07:44 PM #11Senior Member
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Being retired, it might be a little difficult.
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08-31-2006, 07:44 PM #12Registered User
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26 Originally Posted by DaMayor
What's with the damn numbers?I highly recommend all IronMagLabs supplements!
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08-31-2006, 09:11 PM #13Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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That'll leave a mark Originally Posted by BigDyl
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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08-31-2006, 09:14 PM #14Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Take notes or bookmark this post. Originally Posted by DaMayor
What's with the damn numbers?
1. That workout sucks
2. You are God/Hot!!
3. Only an idiot would take steroids as a teenager
4. If I threw a stick would you chase it?
5. Sexist!!!
6. Only an idiot would take steroids after working out for only 6 months.
7. That diet is crap
8. Read the stickys
9. My brain just exploded
10. Fuck off
11. Tool
12. Spam
13. Looks good
14. How did you know about that
15. True Story
16. Push/pull/legs
17. How dare you
18. I agree 100%
19. Do the math dummy
20. I disagree 100%
21. Great job!!
22. Pathetic
23. Ghey
24. No thankyou
25. What do you expect from shiznit2169, he is a moron.
26. That's all you get dummy.
27. nobody cares
28. Yuck!!!
29. Racist
30. Bump
31. That's about as original as a piece of shit.
32. Not funny
33. Troll
34. Yes
35. No
36. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
37. Hater
38. Discuss
39. Dimmagi0wn3d x 1000
40. Not bad, but keep working on it.
I'm probably missing a couple. The list is dynamic and continually growing as the need arises. NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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08-31-2006, 10:11 PM #15Registered User
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Son, son, son, get it right Originally Posted by Witmaster
1. That workout sucks
2. You are an idiot
3. Only an idiot would take steroids as a teenager
4. If I threw a stick would you chase it?
5. Sexist!!!
6. Only an idiot would take steroids after working out for only 6 months.
7. That diet is crap
8. Read the stickys
9. My brain just exploded
10. F-off
11. Tool
12. Spam
13. Looks good
14. How did you know about that
15. True Story
16. Push/pull/legs
17. How dare you
18. I agree 100%
19. Do the math dummy
20. I disagree 100%
21. Great job!!
22. Pathetic
23. Ghey
24. No thankyou
25. What do you expect from shiznit2169, he is a moron.
26. That's all you get dummy.
27. nobody cares
28. Yuck!!!
29. Racist
30. Bump
31. That's about as original as a piece of shit.
32. Not funny
33. Troll
34. Yes
35. No
36. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
37. Hater
38. Discuss
39. Dimmagi0wn3d x 1000
40. Not bad, but keep working on it.
41. I like the way you think!!
42. Slave
43. you are welcomeI highly recommend all IronMagLabs supplements!
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08-31-2006, 10:19 PM #16Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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If a really attractive women blew me, I might get her a %10 discount on some of our antique stuff.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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08-31-2006, 10:33 PM #17Registered User
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True story Originally Posted by KelJu
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08-31-2006, 10:35 PM #18Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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You didn't change the "get her" to "get him" dumbass! Originally Posted by KelJu
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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08-31-2006, 10:39 PM #19Registered User
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Well you are a top and you call all your men " her" don't try to play games with me. Originally Posted by KelJu
You didn't change the "get her" to "get him" dumbass!
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08-31-2006, 10:41 PM #20Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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At least I am a manly queer. I don't like things going up my butt! Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Well you are a top and you call all your men " her" don't try to play games with me.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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08-31-2006, 10:58 PM #21cat burglar
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How is it that every thread ends up anal?
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08-31-2006, 11:03 PM #22Registered User
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KelJew is a homo, nuff said Originally Posted by Bakerboy
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08-31-2006, 11:04 PM #23lifts weights ELITE MEMBER
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Yes I could. What, how much, and for what?
This is my journal. Click it and such
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09-01-2006, 02:23 AM #24Amor Fati
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seeing as i work valet. people at my job always give me money to park in my lot, so its like a bride. my other job is making wedding videos, and there really is not reason for me to be brided there as i have nothing useful to offer but the video and thats paid for
if it was something serious though, i can't really tell. it would probably depend on my situation, i'm sure if one is starving they will accept money in return for a 'favor.'"The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
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