Thread: how to get water out of your ear

I typically do the "Jump up and down while leaning your head to that side and hitting the opposite ear with my hand" unless it is Foreman, then I would tell him to use a hammer instead of his hand or just jam a Phillips screwdriver in the affected ear.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I typically do the "Jump up and down while leaning your head to that side and hitting the opposite ear with my hand" unless it is Foreman, then I would tell him to use a hammer instead of his hand or just jam a Phillips screwdriver in the affected ear.

I love taking showers with Dale, he is a good back scrubber.

True Story.

use a Q-tip

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I love taking showers with Dale, he is a good back scrubber.

True Story.

I give the best reach-arounds too, and not with my hand if you get what I am getting at...the mouth.

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

use a Q-tip

Stop being practical.

ice pick.

Some folks put a couple of drops of isopropal rubbing alcohol in each ear....

Some Docs don't think this is the greatest idea.....

I say wait it out. H20's never killed anybody.

Originally Posted by DaMayor

Some folks put a couple of drops of isopropal rubbing alcohol in each ear....

Some Docs don't think this is the greatest idea.....

I say wait it out. H20's never killed anybody.

Uhhhh, ever hear of drowning?

Hydrogen Peroxide will help with "Swimmer's ear". A couple of drops will dry it out and clean out ear wax.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

Uhhhh, ever hear of drowning?

A minor oversight on my part......

Originally Posted by devildog88

Hydrogen Peroxide will help with "Swimmer's ear". A couple of drops will dry it out and clean out ear wax.

is that safe?

tried the q-tip and the h2o is deep inside, i was always told not to go too deep with the q-tip so i'm not gonna shove it into my ear.

I tilt my head to the side and then pull my ear lobe in different directions that usually releases the pressure holding the water in.

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

use a Q-tip

I was told by my ENT that a q-tip is the worst thing you can use for your ear. I used a q-tip for the same reason once and ended up packing ear wax into my ear which completely clogged my ear canal. I was def for 2 days in that ear.

The ENT said never stick anything bigger than your elbow in your ear.

I use straight up vinegar. Works everythime and also will get rid of a ear infection better then any prescrobed antibiotic.

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

I use straight up vinegar.

Before or after your wife douches with it?

Originally Posted by JohnJingle

I beat myself over the head with a dead chicken while I say 5 are fathers

Lie!

Try blowing into your ear.

look heres what u do
keep your mouth shut and hold your nose shut and try to blow through your nose if that dont work
see TIM ALLEN request BINFORD AIR COMPRESSOR

Originally Posted by largepkg

I was told by my ENT that a q-tip is the worst thing you can use for your ear. I used a q-tip for the same reason once and ended up packing ear wax into my ear which completely clogged my ear canal. I was def for 2 days in that ear.

The ENT said never stick anything bigger than your elbow in your ear.

Originally Posted by FrankT

Basically don't put shit in your ear.

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Basically don't put shit in your ear.

I'll make sure not to stick my elbow in my ear anymore.

Ok this will be a little tricky. You need to evaporate it by raising the temperature of your skull to the boiling point.

Originally Posted by largepkg

I used a q-tip for the same reason once and ended up packing ear wax into my ear which completely clogged my ear canal. I was def for 2 days in that ear.

you must be retarded.

Originally Posted by viet_jon

you must be retarded.

Man today is a good day for this shit.

my ear turned out to be clogged by earwax. the doc used a syringe with a little tube thingy and sprayed warm water into my ear...you wouldn't believe the amount of shit that comes out!

i was half deaf for 3 days.

I always use Q-tips. Never had a problem. I herd its bad for you tho.

Originally Posted by Mista

I always use Q-tips. Never had a problem. I herd its bad for you tho.

Same. I always use Q-tips.

I think they are fun

Originally Posted by viet_jon

you must be retarded.

Said the emaciated body builder...