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    Angry how do i get this bf caliper to show my bf?

    i got it from bb.com and i do what it says- measure chest, ab, and leg but after its all done it doesnt show me anything except 0.0 .

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    are you sure you weren't measuring your penis??

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK View Post
    are you sure you weren't measuring your penis??
    haha vwery funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenwood View Post
    haha vwery funny.

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    nvm. i finally got it to show.... 18%

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenwood View Post
    nvm. i finally got it to show.... 18%
    sounds high

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenwood View Post
    i got it from bb.com and i do what it says- measure chest, ab, and leg but after its all done it doesnt show me anything except 0.0 .
    Is it the didgital one. i sent mine back to them and bought the cheaper manual ones. Mine didn't work for shit. Shit I would be 15% and the next time 40%. Don't fuck with me on this one Dale Mabry....... You butthole

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    yeah. all 5x's it said 18%

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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    mine said 23% but i am skinny as a bone i do not know why

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    Quote Originally Posted by LexusGS View Post
    mine said 23% but i am skinny as a bone i do not know why
    you get it from bb.com? i'm talking about a caliper, maybe you didnt use it right lol. or if you have a scale that says it, its wrong bc its based on height and weight. i have a scale that does it but it always shows up 30-40% and i know its hella not that high lmao cause if it was i wouldnt have any muscle definition. im pretty sure that this caliper is right.

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    no i use the one its on my computer program

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    so its on the computer ? lmaothen it wont be right lol. its prolly based on height and weight

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    What is your goal for bf?I think you should cut until you reach 10%-12%, and then do a clean bulk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KEFE View Post
    What is your goal for bf?I think you should cut until you reach 10%-12%, and then do a clean bulk.
    i am cutting down too 10-13%

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenwood View Post
    i am cutting down too 10-13%
    Good luck with that.
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    What do you want to show your body fat caliper to your boyfriend for?
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Let Dale get behind you and insert his willie. He can then give you an accurate B/F measurement

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man View Post
    Let Dale get behind you and insert his willie. He can then give you an accurate B/F measurement
    And a new insult was born...

    Caliperdick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
    And a new insult was born...

    Caliperdick!

    That's just a variation of "needle-dick"
    Right foreman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankT View Post
    That's just a variation of "needle-dick"
    Right foreman?
    get of his dick! faggot!

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