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09-07-2006, 11:58 AM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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Tarzan and Jane
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to
him, and during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had
sex?
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh,....
Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show
you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.
"Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,
stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed " What did you
do that for ?"
Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel first".
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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I thought it was funny and that is all that matters!
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09-07-2006, 07:47 PM #6fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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lmfao. 1st when i read it...it wasnt funny but i read it again and noticed i that it said kicked her in the crotch and not lick.
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You would, bitch! Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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Wow...noob. Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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It's all I got you geeks
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Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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Who is the gopher's ally?... His friend?
The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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