waking up, wtf

maxpro2 · 09-12-2006, 08:49 AM

you think having 4 f'ing alarm clocks would be enough to wake me up at 8:00 in the mornings so I am not late to class or miss it completely.

Nope. This is the second day in a row this has happened, getting up in the past has never been a problem.

ReproMan · 09-12-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MWpro

you think having 4 f'ing alarm clocks would be enough to wake me up at 8:00 in the mornings so I am not late to class or miss it completely.

Nope. This is the second day in a row this has happened, getting up in the past has never been a problem.

Stop doing heroin.

maniclion · 09-12-2006, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by FatCatMC

Stop doing heroin.

I can't!

goob · 09-12-2006, 01:10 PM

Pass the tinfoil.......

Now where did that pesky dragon go........

kenwood · 09-12-2006, 04:27 PM

dude...i can't even get up from an alarm clock. when ppl try to wake me up i still dont get up. i got up today at fucking 3p.m

**Dale Mabry** · 09-12-2006, 04:33 PM

So by saying goodbye last night, you were just saying a 12 hour goodbye?

goob · 09-12-2006, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kenwood

dude...i can't even get up from an alarm clock. when ppl try to wake me up i still dont get up. i got up today at fucking 3p.m

No doubt its the new Oxycontin & Temazapan supplement stack your taking.

nsimmons · 09-12-2006, 04:38 PM

dont worry, once his meth arrives it'll be
" i cant sleep i cant sleep i cant sleep, heres 40 useless threads!!"

911=InsideJob · 09-12-2006, 04:38 PM

Are you in high school or college? If your in college do what I do and take your classes at 11.

Holla back.

goob · 09-12-2006, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 911=InsideJob

Are you in high school or college? If your in college do what I do and take your classes at 11.

Holla back.

You don't get that option in pre school.....

maniclion · 09-12-2006, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by goob

No doubt its the new Oxycontin & Temazapan supplement stack your taking.

No it's the Methadose & Diazepam stack I take nightly, I dream incredible dreams and then have to come back into this ordinary and plain world. Sometimes I sleep through an alarm and my brain just reconfigures the buzz buzz buzz into something in my dream like a heart monitor or bomb countdown and I sleep thru it looking for where the sound is coming from...Sometimes I'm a lion in a Zoo and it's snowing and the door to my cage is opening and it has a warning alarm, then I dash out and the snow is 3 ft deep then I build a set of steps from snow cubes like from an igloo and I escape but the buzz is still following me and I realize it's the alarm for an escaped animal so I get frightened and panic then I wake up and realize the alarm is going off to wake me....

fletcher6490 · 09-12-2006, 05:15 PM

Wow, and people wonder why they call our generation a bunch of lazy fucks. My alarm goes off at 4:15 every morning and it doesn't matter how drunk I got the night before, my ass gets up. I'm guessing you guys put your alarm clocks right by your head, or in reaching distance. The key is to put the alarm clock like 15 feet away so you actually have to get up to turn it off. I'm willing to bet you guys hear it and just hit the damn snooze not even realizing you do it.

maniclion · 09-12-2006, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by fletcher6490

Wow, and people wonder why they call our generation a bunch of lazy fucks. My alarm goes off at 4:15 every morning and it doesn't matter how drunk I got the night before, my ass gets up. I'm guessing you guys put your alarm clocks right by your head, or in reaching distance. The key is to put the alarm clock like 15 feet away so you actually have to get up to turn it off. I'm willing to bet you guys hear it and just hit the damn snooze not even realizing you do it.

Every generation has called every generation ahead of them Lazy althoguh the true story is that the future generation is resting up before they get to cleaning up the fuck-ups of the previous generations....

And I keep my alarm by the bed because I read a study that says it's better for your body, especially your heart, to wake up slowly and not jump out of bed immediately.

fletcher6490 · 09-12-2006, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

Every generation has called every generation ahead of them Lazy althoguh the true story is that the future generation is resting up before they get to cleaning up the fuck-ups of the previous generations....

And I keep my alarm by the bed because I read a study that says it's better for your body, especially your heart, to wake up slowly and not jump out of bed immediately.

If thats true i'm in trouble. I shoot out of bed like a Topolo missile.

maniclion · 09-12-2006, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by fletcher6490

If thats true i'm in trouble. I shoot out of bed like a Topolo missile.

Yes the article said it was like starting your car and then revving the engine to peak redline rpm, you want to stretch and let your joints get ready plus your heart rate doesn't want to shoot up that quickly it's just added stress to your body...

maxpro2 · 09-12-2006, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 911=InsideJob

Are you in high school or college? If your in college do what I do and take your classes at 11.

Holla back.

Junior in college; would love to take classes later but just didn't work into my schedule this semester.

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Originally Posted by fletcher6490

Wow, and people wonder why they call our generation a bunch of lazy fucks. My alarm goes off at 4:15 every morning and it doesn't matter how drunk I got the night before, my ass gets up. I'm guessing you guys put your alarm clocks right by your head, or in reaching distance. The key is to put the alarm clock like 15 feet away so you actually have to get up to turn it off. I'm willing to bet you guys hear it and just hit the damn snooze not even realizing you do it.

I got up at 5:00am every day this summer and it wasn't a problem. I love to get up early, shower, eat breakfast, etc. It just has not been working; I keep the alarm clock across the room and have 4 going off at like 15 minute intervals but for some reason this week I have not gotten up on time once.

Little Wing · 09-12-2006, 09:16 PM

my guess is if you were getting a blowjob when the alarm went off you'd all wake up no problem.

fletcher6490 · 09-12-2006, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

my guess is if you were getting a blowjob when the alarm went off you'd all wake up no problem.

You're hitting on me little wing, aren't you?

It's ok, I know i'm sexy...

Little Wing · 09-12-2006, 11:58 PM

goob · 09-13-2006, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

No it's the Methadose & Diazepam stack I take nightly, I dream incredible dreams and then have to come back into this ordinary and plain world. Sometimes I sleep through an alarm and my brain just reconfigures the buzz buzz buzz into something in my dream like a heart monitor or bomb countdown and I sleep thru it looking for where the sound is coming from...Sometimes I'm a lion in a Zoo and it's snowing and the door to my cage is opening and it has a warning alarm, then I dash out and the snow is 3 ft deep then I build a set of steps from snow cubes like from an igloo and I escape but the buzz is still following me and I realize it's the alarm for an escaped animal so I get frightened and panic then I wake up and realize the alarm is going off to wake me....

Mmm.......incidentally, that happend to me when the helpful man in the white coat fed me ketamine in my evening steak. It was quite unnerving when I realised that the alarm was going off and I was at home in bed, with work beconning. Alas, it was very welcoming when i woke up and realised that i was back on my straw floor, and that I was infact, still a Lion.

Phew.....

Its hard to type with these claws.

maniclion · 09-13-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by goob

Mmm.......incidentally, that happend to me when the helpful man in the white coat fed me ketamine in my evening steak. It was quite unnerving when I realised that the alarm was going off and I was at home in bed, with work beconning. Alas, it was very welcoming when i woke up and realised that i was back on my straw floor, and that I was infact, still a Lion.

Phew.....

Its hard to type with these claws.

Precisely!

09-12-2006, 08:49 AM	#1
maxpro2 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,122	waking up, wtf you think having 4 f'ing alarm clocks would be enough to wake me up at 8:00 in the mornings so I am not late to class or miss it completely. Nope. This is the second day in a row this has happened, getting up in the past has never been a problem.

09-12-2006, 04:33 PM	#6
Dale Mabry Moderator Moderator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Elsewhere Posts: 14,335 Photos: 10	So by saying goodbye last night, you were just saying a 12 hour goodbye? If sense were common, everyone would have it. 4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...

09-12-2006, 04:38 PM	#9
911=InsideJob Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 661	Are you in high school or college? If your in college do what I do and take your classes at 11. Holla back. Good Day

09-12-2006, 05:15 PM	#12
fletcher6490 God has graced us again Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 2,249 Photos: 4	Wow, and people wonder why they call our generation a bunch of lazy fucks. My alarm goes off at 4:15 every morning and it doesn't matter how drunk I got the night before, my ass gets up. I'm guessing you guys put your alarm clocks right by your head, or in reaching distance. The key is to put the alarm clock like 15 feet away so you actually have to get up to turn it off. I'm willing to bet you guys hear it and just hit the damn snooze not even realizing you do it. Can't even remember the last time I was in the gym. I suck at life.

09-12-2006, 09:16 PM	#17
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,759 Photos: 191	my guess is if you were getting a blowjob when the alarm went off you'd all wake up no problem. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

09-12-2006, 01:10 PM	#4
goob Smartass anthropologist Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, nowhere.... Posts: 5,999	Pass the tinfoil....... Now where did that pesky dragon go........

09-12-2006, 04:27 PM	#5
kenwood Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,877 Photos: 1	dude...i can't even get up from an alarm clock. when ppl try to wake me up i still dont get up. i got up today at fucking 3p.m

09-12-2006, 04:38 PM	#8
nsimmons All pug, all the time. Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 583	dont worry, once his meth arrives it'll be " i cant sleep i cant sleep i cant sleep, heres 40 useless threads!!"

09-12-2006, 11:58 PM	#19
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,759 Photos: 191	lol. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

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