Ugly office chicks.

nsimmons · 09-13-2006, 06:26 AM

Where i work is 90% women. There is quite a few fugly girls who have a crush on me its disgustingly obvious. I get the innuendos and gestures all night. If they didnt drive me insane or look like road kill I could have some fun with them upstairs at 2am.

Tonight im sitting on a box on the floor and one needs the box, after i say no im sitting, rather rudely, she proceeds to rub her ass up the length of my arm, my shoulder and into the side of my head. I was fucking furious but didnt say anything. I relinquished my chair.

Now the few hotties at work, they flirt a little but more or less couldnt care less.

So whats the deal here, am i some kind of fugly magnet? Its getting rediculous. Im now known as the office shark, as was told fresh meat is starting tommorow. WTF i havent done anything?!

The Monkey Man · 09-13-2006, 06:30 AM

TJ Cline · 09-13-2006, 06:52 AM

Never even think about women from work, and never flirt with them or make any comment about how they look.

Never!!!!

nsimmons · 09-13-2006, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Never even think about women from work, and never flirt with them or make any comment about how they look.

Never!!!!

Yes this i know, one of the tenants of leykis. I do not engage when they bait me.

min0 lee · 09-13-2006, 07:42 AM

Maybe your also ugly.

nsimmons · 09-13-2006, 07:45 AM

have you seen my avatar? Im a stud.

min0 lee · 09-13-2006, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nsimmons

have you seen my avatar? Im a stud.

**I Are Baboon** · 09-13-2006, 07:56 AM

Maybe she thought your arm was toilet paper and she wanted to wipe her ass.

ponyboy · 09-13-2006, 08:06 AM

Where do you work? Maybe you can claim sexual harassment and get a big settlement so you don't have to work anymore.

**IainDaniel** · 09-13-2006, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ponyboy

Where do you work? Maybe you can claim sexual harassment and get a big settlement so you don't have to work anymore.

That is the pussy way out.

Man up and tell her to fuck off.

MyK · 09-13-2006, 09:18 AM

you obviously subcommunicate high status to the ugs, because you dont give a shit about them. and you probably kiss ass with the hotties which lowers your social status to them. I bet if it was a hottie who wanted the box you would've given it to them right away!

what I'm trying to say is, if you start paying attention to the way you act towards the ugs(displaying high status), figure out what your doing, and act the same way towards the hotties, they will want your nuts. The hotties have the same attraction mechanisms as the ugs, its you who is acting different and not triggering them. Woman are driven towards men who have (or display) high social status!

viet_jon · 09-13-2006, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MyK

what I'm trying to say is, if you start paying attention to the way you act towards the ugs(displaying high status), figure out what your doing, and act the same way towards the hotties, they will want your nuts. The hotties have the same attraction mechanisms as the ugs, its you who is acting different and not triggering them. Woman are driven towards men who have (or display) high social status!

sounds like BS........

but is so true!!!

Tough Old Man · 09-13-2006, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nsimmons

Where i work is 90% women. There is quite a few fugly girls who have a crush on me its disgustingly obvious. I get the innuendos and gestures all night. If they didnt drive me insane or look like road kill I could have some fun with them upstairs at 2am.

Tonight im sitting on a box on the floor and one needs the box, after i say no im sitting, rather rudely, she proceeds to rub her ass up the length of my arm, my shoulder and into the side of my head. I was fucking furious but didnt say anything. I relinquished my chair.

Now the few hotties at work, they flirt a little but more or less couldnt care less.

So whats the deal here, am i some kind of fugly magnet? Its getting rediculous. Im now known as the office shark, as was told fresh meat is starting tommorow. WTF i havent done anything?!

Your an ugly fuck that can only get a ugly chick. live with it as they need loving also. At least you know she won't cheat on you if you have an ugly chick and she knows your so ugly that your not going to cheat.

Havem'y you ever notice that if you see a group of girls, there all ugly or all cute most of the time. I mean look at the buddies of yours that you hang around with. Bet there all ugly too.

Little Wing · 09-13-2006, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by viet_jon

sounds like BS........

but is so true!!!

not always. donald trump is

as well as countless "powerful" men.

TJ Cline · 09-13-2006, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

not always. donald trump is

as well as countless "powerful" men.

And he gets hot women less than half his age

**I Are Baboon** · 09-13-2006, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

not always. donald trump is

as well as countless "powerful" men.

You'd hit it.

Little Wing · 09-13-2006, 10:21 AM

yea ones that care about money n have really strong stomachs. i like money but not that much. either i really want to fuck you cuz i like you as a person or i don't like you n your finances won't sway my desire or my actions. there are a lot of women like me n luckily for trump a lot of the other type.

TJ Cline · 09-13-2006, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

yea ones that care about money n have really strong stomachs. i like money but not that much. either i really want to fuck you cuz i like you as a person otr i don't like you n your finances won't sway my desire or my actions. there are a lot of women like me n luckily for trump a lot of the other type.

90% of all women over 30 would marry with him....True Story.

Little Wing · 09-13-2006, 10:30 AM

that's sad. at 21 i was young, newley single and pretty much broke in vegas. i knew a few girls that lived easy by going for a guys cash. i stuck with the guy i liked who was a bartender n had 3 roomates to be able to afford his rent and kept looking for a better job till i found one chambermaiding at circus circus. i'm not sure what it takes to whore but i think any woman who chooses a guy for his cash has it.

MyK · 09-13-2006, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

yea ones that care about money n have really strong stomachs. i like money but not that much. either i really want to fuck you cuz i like you as a person or i don't like you n your finances won't sway my desire or my actions. there are a lot of women like me n luckily for trump a lot of the other type.

that is your logical mind talking. If you were to spend time with him in person, and see the respect and status he is given by everyone near him, you would fall for him the way any one of us girls would fall for jessica alba!

viet_jon · 09-13-2006, 10:33 AM

Money isn't all that.

I use to think that all girls wanted is money. So I went out and got it, tonnes of it (tonnes for a 20 yr old). Got my nice Acura, shiny boots, versace outfits........but still, girls didn't give a rats ass about what I had.

Then one day I met a girl, and I learned from her what women really want. IT"S NOT MONEY. IT"S NOT HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE, OR HOW COOL YOU ARE. It's about who you are as an individual. It sounds corny but, you really have to know who you are and love yourself for it, before someone can love you back. TRUE STORY!!!

and plus there's tonnes more that girls dig, but MONEY isn't #1.

Little Wing · 09-13-2006, 10:37 AM

trust me no i wouldn't. i have been around a lot of extremely wealthy older italian men. they were charming, funny, great guys but just not oh i want some of that inducing. some women really don't care about status or things. they just want to find true love.

TJ Cline · 09-13-2006, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viet_jon

Money isn't all that.

I use to think that all girls wanted is money. So I went out and got it, tonnes of it (tonnes for a 20 yr old). Got my nice Acura, shiny boots, versace outfits........but still, girls didn't give a rats ass about what I had.

Then one day I met a girl, and I learned from her what women really want. IT"S NOT MONEY. IT"S NOT HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE, OR HOW COOL YOU ARE. It's about who you are as an individual. It sounds corny but, you really have to know who you are and love yourself for it, before someone can love you back. TRUE STORY!!!

and plus there's tonnes more that girls dig, but MONEY isn't #1.

The Rule is for men and women not "little boys."

viet_jon · 09-13-2006, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

The Rule is for men and women not "little boys."

aight cool. I can tell you struggle with women from reading your posts. All women want is money.

TJ Cline · 09-13-2006, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viet_jon

aight cool. I can tell you struggle with women from reading your posts. All women want is money.

You are just a kid and you have no idea what the real world is like. Flame away son, I could care less.

viet_jon · 09-13-2006, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

You are just a kid and you have no idea what the real world is like. Flame away son, I could care less.

Your right, I don't know the reall world. 23 yrs young.

But my point is not all women want just money. my bad, i get mouthy from time to time.

it could be different for older women, i'm not there yet, so I don't know.

TJ Cline · 09-13-2006, 10:51 AM

What works at 18 might not work at 35, and yes women want more than money.........but they want money more than most things.

Bakerboy · 09-13-2006, 11:00 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPP4S9noP9c
This is all you need to know about money. Getting a hot woman to like you is a bit more complicated. In my opinion, you either have it or do don't- money, mo money or no money.

MyK · 09-13-2006, 11:03 AM

the thing here is, is that having money is highly correlated with high social status or value in the eyes of others.

Having value comes down to attitude. As an individual who thinks for himself, your story and your humour and your outlooks are fascinating and worthwhile. When you’ve cultivated a personality that you think is authentic and you convey this with power and conviction, others will think so too and be attracted to you.

so others, as in business contacts/colleges, will look up to you, you will rise as a leader therefore you will be successful and make money. and others as in women, women will find you attractive and want you children! so it may seem that women go for guys with money (some gold digger do of course) but others are just attracted to the same traits that made the man rich!

viet_jon · 09-13-2006, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyK

the thing here is, is that having money is highly correlated with high social status or value in the eyes of others.

Having value comes down to attitude. As an individual who thinks for himself, your story and your humour and your outlooks are fascinating and worthwhile. When you’ve cultivated a personality that you think is authentic and you convey this with power and conviction, others will think so too and be attracted to you.

so others, as in business contacts/colleges, will look up to you, you will rise as a leader therefore you will be successful and make money. and others as in women, women will find you attractive and want you children! so it may seem that women go for guys with money (some gold digger do of course) but others are just attracted to the same traits that made the man rich!

your puttin up some good posts this morning.

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Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	yea ones that care about money n have really strong stomachs. i like money but not that much. either i really want to fuck you cuz i like you as a person or i don't like you n your finances won't sway my desire or my actions. there are a lot of women like me n luckily for trump a lot of the other type. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

09-13-2006, 10:30 AM	#19
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	that's sad. at 21 i was young, newley single and pretty much broke in vegas. i knew a few girls that lived easy by going for a guys cash. i stuck with the guy i liked who was a bartender n had 3 roomates to be able to afford his rent and kept looking for a better job till i found one chambermaiding at circus circus. i'm not sure what it takes to whore but i think any woman who chooses a guy for his cash has it. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

09-13-2006, 06:26 AM	#1
nsimmons All pug, all the time. Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 583	Ugly office chicks. Where i work is 90% women. There is quite a few fugly girls who have a crush on me its disgustingly obvious. I get the innuendos and gestures all night. If they didnt drive me insane or look like road kill I could have some fun with them upstairs at 2am. Tonight im sitting on a box on the floor and one needs the box, after i say no im sitting, rather rudely, she proceeds to rub her ass up the length of my arm, my shoulder and into the side of my head. I was fucking furious but didnt say anything. I relinquished my chair. Now the few hotties at work, they flirt a little but more or less couldnt care less. So whats the deal here, am i some kind of fugly magnet? Its getting rediculous. Im now known as the office shark, as was told fresh meat is starting tommorow. WTF i havent done anything?!

09-13-2006, 06:52 AM	#3
TJ Cline Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,545	Never even think about women from work, and never flirt with them or make any comment about how they look. Never!!!!

09-13-2006, 07:45 AM	#6
nsimmons All pug, all the time. Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 583	have you seen my avatar? Im a stud.

09-13-2006, 07:56 AM	#8
I Are Baboon pedal pedal pedal Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Beerville Posts: 11,942 Photos: 4	Maybe she thought your arm was toilet paper and she wanted to wipe her ass.

09-13-2006, 09:18 AM	#11
MyK Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: consumerville! Posts: 10,201 Photos: 1	you obviously subcommunicate high status to the ugs, because you dont give a shit about them. and you probably kiss ass with the hotties which lowers your social status to them. I bet if it was a hottie who wanted the box you would've given it to them right away! what I'm trying to say is, if you start paying attention to the way you act towards the ugs(displaying high status), figure out what your doing, and act the same way towards the hotties, they will want your nuts. The hotties have the same attraction mechanisms as the ugs, its you who is acting different and not triggering them. Woman are driven towards men who have (or display) high social status!

09-13-2006, 10:33 AM	#21
viet_jon PISSED!! Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Our home and Native land Posts: 2,605	Money isn't all that. I use to think that all girls wanted is money. So I went out and got it, tonnes of it (tonnes for a 20 yr old). Got my nice Acura, shiny boots, versace outfits........but still, girls didn't give a rats ass about what I had. Then one day I met a girl, and I learned from her what women really want. IT"S NOT MONEY. IT"S NOT HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE, OR HOW COOL YOU ARE. It's about who you are as an individual. It sounds corny but, you really have to know who you are and love yourself for it, before someone can love you back. TRUE STORY!!! and plus there's tonnes more that girls dig, but MONEY isn't #1. I love dog meat.

09-13-2006, 10:37 AM	#22
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	trust me no i wouldn't. i have been around a lot of extremely wealthy older italian men. they were charming, funny, great guys but just not oh i want some of that inducing. some women really don't care about status or things. they just want to find true love. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

09-13-2006, 10:51 AM	#27
TJ Cline Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,545	What works at 18 might not work at 35, and yes women want more than money.........but they want money more than most things.

09-13-2006, 11:00 AM	#28
Bakerboy cat burglar Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: the city of champions Posts: 4,146 Photos: 3	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPP4S9noP9c This is all you need to know about money. Getting a hot woman to like you is a bit more complicated. In my opinion, you either have it or do don't- money, mo money or no money. No strength within, no respect without - Kasmiri Proverb

09-13-2006, 11:03 AM	#29
MyK Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: consumerville! Posts: 10,201 Photos: 1	the thing here is, is that having money is highly correlated with high social status or value in the eyes of others. Having value comes down to attitude. As an individual who thinks for himself, your story and your humour and your outlooks are fascinating and worthwhile. When you’ve cultivated a personality that you think is authentic and you convey this with power and conviction, others will think so too and be attracted to you. so others, as in business contacts/colleges, will look up to you, you will rise as a leader therefore you will be successful and make money. and others as in women, women will find you attractive and want you children! so it may seem that women go for guys with money (some gold digger do of course) but others are just attracted to the same traits that made the man rich!

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