I hate Hippies

**TJ Cline** · 09-14-2006, 06:07 AM

What Hippies are good for:

Parking your car on them.

Sending them to war so they get killed instead of real people.

Medical testing (they're stupid like animals; just knock them out and give them a shot.. they won't know what happened)

Using them for ammo. We should pack them into missiles and launch them over towards Iraq. The smell is potent enough to make any enemy surrender.

Target practice.

Hamburgers (They want to be in touch with nature, so what better way than to be digested and used as fertilizer? Hippy burgers anyone?)

Hippies make great janitors (after all, they have the smell down).

Decorations. Add color to your yard with a few hippies impaled on your fence (Dracula style).

Hippies make great scapegoats. Bad day at work? Famine? Plague? Cancer? Blame it on hippies.

Hippies are always good for kicking.

Hippies are fun to tease (good for laughs when you're bored)

Raw sewage storage (Hippies will eat anything).

Hippies are flamable and make for great campfire fuel.

Hippies will do free work to clean up the world (those suckers love earth).

Hippies are great for mixing with cement and throwing off bridges.

Hippies are perfect for running over (always sleeping on park benches and sidewalks).

**BigDyl** · 09-14-2006, 06:10 AM

True Story

**The Monkey Man** · 09-14-2006, 06:11 AM

**DOMS** · 09-14-2006, 06:33 AM

I've hated hippies since I was 7 years old.

**TJ Cline** · 09-14-2006, 06:37 AM

Originally Posted by DOMS

I've hated hippies since I was 7 years old.

The black one's or all of them?

**DOMS** · 09-14-2006, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

The black one's or all of them?

A black hippie? I've never seen such a creature. The closest I've seen were Rastafarian.

But yes, I hate all hippies.

**TJ Cline** · 09-14-2006, 07:31 AM

**TJ Cline** · 09-14-2006, 07:32 AM

**I Are Baboon** · 09-14-2006, 07:33 AM

**TJ Cline** · 09-14-2006, 07:33 AM

**BigDyl** · 09-14-2006, 07:48 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

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**TJ Cline** · 09-14-2006, 07:53 AM

**P-funk** · 09-14-2006, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

http://orlyyarlyowls.ytmnd.com/

**Decker** · 09-14-2006, 08:34 AM

There haven't been hippies around in 30 years. Just don't bring up Beatniks b/c I'll go berserk. Lousy Beat Generation.

**Big Smoothy** · 09-14-2006, 08:41 AM

Hippies existed 40 years ago.

Why do you hate them.

They are in their 60s now and many of them sold out to be corporate folks with expensive cars.

Grow up, Foreman.

I am a fan of your but this is the most disappointing posts I've ever read from you.

**TJ Cline** · 09-14-2006, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by Mr_Snafu

Hippies existed 40 years ago.

Why do you hate them.

They are in their 60s now and many of them sold out to be corporate folks with expensive cars.

Grow up, Foreman.

I am a fan of your but this is the most disappointing posts I've ever read from you.

I hate them for what thew were and even more for what they are now.

In my book, if you are 50-65 there is a good chance you are a dirty hippie.

And I will never sell out like you and grow up.

**Big Smoothy** · 09-14-2006, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I hate them for what thew were and even more for what they are now.

In my book, if you are 50-65 there is a good chance you are a dirty hippie.

And I will never sell out like you and grow up.

OK.

I think I get what you're saying.

I am not old enough to have been a hippie. I don't believe in being part of any "group."

I am an individual.

There are not hippies anymore. The last probably existed in the early 1970s.

I've never sold out. And I've never grow up.

And I don't plan on it either.

**TJ Cline** · 09-14-2006, 09:15 AM

Well we did have the neo hippies in the early 90's. They were even more pathetic than the original group.

**BigDyl** · 09-14-2006, 09:28 AM

True Story, all Hippie's do is care about the environment, and want peace, and don't care about money...they're basically godless communists who should be burned alive.

Praise Capitalism and Bush!

**TJ Cline** · 09-14-2006, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

True Story, all Hippie's do is care about the environment, and want peace, and don't care about money...they're basically godless communists who should be burned alive.

Praise Capitalism and Bush!

They littered and trashed the environment more than most, used others who worked to support their lazyness, created nothing but used everything. They were about the same as most Republicans are now.

**BigDyl** · 09-14-2006, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

They littered and trashed the environment more than most, used others who worked to support their lazyness, created nothing but used everything. They were about the same as most Republicans are now.

**TJ Cline** · 09-14-2006, 09:40 AM

You never saw one sonny so you have no clue. Now go pop a zit son.

**BigDyl** · 09-14-2006, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

You never saw one sonny so you have no clue. Now go pop a zit son.

**TJ Cline** · 09-14-2006, 09:49 AM

Hippie lover, you make me sick

**TJ Cline** · 09-14-2006, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

True Story, all Hippie's do is care about the environment, and want peace, and don't care about money...they're basically godless communists who should be burned alive.

Praise Capitalism and Bush!

Here is one of your Hippie Heros

**BigDyl** · 09-14-2006, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Here is one of your Hippie Heros

How did you know about that?

**CowPimp** · 09-14-2006, 10:18 AM

There are virtually no real hippies left anymore. Besides, I don't know what preconceived notions of hippies you have, but they work and support themselves. You are stupid if you think otherwise. Are there those who are lazy and do nothing? Surely. Are there plenty of non-hippies who are lazy and do nothing? Surely.

You probably think I'm a hippie just because I have long hair and smoke pot a couple times each month. I get called that a lot. I'm a disgrace to hippies, yet somehow people preceive me as one because of a couple of stereotypical hippie qualities that I posses. This is probably what you are considering a hippie anyway.

**Bakerboy** · 09-14-2006, 10:43 AM

**maniclion** · 09-14-2006, 12:52 PM

I hate the fuckers too! In an era when we could really use a few Abbie whered you go to? Yeah all we are left with is a bunch of burn outs who can't get it together anymore.

What do we have now, gangsters, Emo's, Neo-Cons...

The closest thing today are what my boss coins as "Earth Muffins" they live in the backwoods of the outer islands and are cheap ass mofo's who come in and want discounts on solar energy cause they support the cause?????? What the fuck is that, they buy 2 solar panels and think they are supporting it, I can sell 300 to a storage facility, they get the discount, bugger off you wanks, damn Earth Muffins

This one guy came in and thought we would basically give it to him free because he was going to experiment with it and advocate it to his neoghbors, total burn-out....

"Scarlet Begonias for the Hippie Fuck!" Brad - Sublime

**TJ Cline** · 09-15-2006, 03:29 PM

My buddy when we were kids called them "stinky's". ROFL

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