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09-15-2006, 11:42 AM #1Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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IM creative story thread....
Probably been done before, but what the hell...
Idea is you have to complete the next sentence of the story. One sentence each.
A young lad walked slowly back from the gym.......
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09-15-2006, 11:45 AM #2fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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09-15-2006, 11:45 AM #3Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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he was tired of being teased by the bigger guys
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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09-15-2006, 11:47 AM #4Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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he decided to buy some steroids...
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09-15-2006, 11:48 AM #5Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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what he didn't know was that these were no ordinary steroids
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09-15-2006, 11:48 AM #6Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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they had magical properties
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09-15-2006, 11:50 AM #7fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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He was infact injecting animal semen into his veins. A strange side effect came about...
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Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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09-15-2006, 11:56 AM #10Registered User
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he turned into a cat with red eyes and some named fufu took a photo and stuck him in a forum avatar lol jk mate
When you play for Celtic forget the Jersey forget the club, your playing for a people and a cause.
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09-15-2006, 11:57 AM #11Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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...said the voice in his head, but he shook it off and moved onwards...
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09-15-2006, 11:59 AM #12Registered User
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towards the sex aid shop...
When you play for Celtic forget the Jersey forget the club, your playing for a people and a cause.
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09-15-2006, 12:00 PM #13Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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he developed the ripped physique of a top male bodybuilder without the fat gut. and the intelect and emotional instability of a woman.
i can say that i'm a girl
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09-15-2006, 12:11 PM #14fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Then one day he walked outside and was struck by lightening
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He turned completely white.
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09-15-2006, 12:16 PM #16cat burglar
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But one day, on his way home from the grocery store, the young man was struck by a brilliant idea.
No strength within, no respect without - Kasmiri Proverb
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He started working with stem cells.
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09-15-2006, 12:38 PM #18Training Trainer ELITE MEMBER
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By eating them whole like Christopher Reeves in that episode of South Park.
Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.
The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.
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09-15-2006, 12:44 PM #19Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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He then grew testicles the size of watermellons and charged admission to see them.
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09-15-2006, 12:45 PM #20Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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hit a whole in one right after winning powerball
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09-15-2006, 12:45 PM #21Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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and when he shat they came out as living things. strange, mutated, stinky....
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09-15-2006, 12:46 PM #22Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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and could write in cursive.
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09-15-2006, 12:51 PM #23Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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with a size 14 font.
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09-15-2006, 12:54 PM #24Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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His nuts developed a clever marketing scheme that made him lots of money called MusclTech.
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09-15-2006, 12:57 PM #25cat burglar
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They also listened to "crazy" by Brittany Spears over and over again which eventually turned then isane.
No strength within, no respect without - Kasmiri Proverb
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09-15-2006, 12:58 PM #26cat burglar
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Whoops, I did it again.
No strength within, no respect without - Kasmiri Proverb
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So he spent all his money to have them removed but the Doc failed so his gf kicked him in the nads still with no success so he said "hit me baby one more time"
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09-15-2006, 01:31 PM #28Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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and then out of no where a pterodactyl with razor sharp talons and an appetite for insane losers (almost like kenwood) swooped down from a muggled september rainy sky and bit the fool's torso out leaving head and shoulders twirling in the air like a statued bust falling from it's mantle, and the legs stayed stiff and paralyzed, piss and liquid shit oozed down his panted legs...his last thoguht, he should have stayed away from the packaged spinach...
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-15-2006, 01:35 PM #29God has graced us again
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Then the song "it's raining men" started blairing real loud and out of nowhere Bigdyl came running over and started to dance...
I drive a big truck
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It was love at first site so they mated.
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