Subject: Today's Laugh!
>Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
>really angry. She told him "tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
>the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!
>
>The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When Ed's wife woke
>up, she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a small box, all
>gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on
>her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the gift wrapped box in the
>house. She opened it and found a brand-new bathroom scale.
>
>Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for this Friday....

“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
nice one mate well pld
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