When I move to AZ...

**Dale Mabry** · 09-20-2006, 06:20 PM

Who should I actually meet and hang out with at some point?

P-chump and GG are an absolute certainty,and Jodi as well. But let's not assume, here is the list and some pros and cons

P-funk
Pros-Business, he hates everybody
Cons-doesn't drink, has a girlfriend, would be a horrible teammate for a game of 2 on 2.

GoalGetter-
Pros-Business, she's latin so I could get chimichangas
Cons-doesn't drink, may cockblock.

Jodi
Pros-Known for ages, from NE, I bet she drinks like a fish
Cons-Has short hair (I don't trust chicks with short hair), If I said something sexist she would ban me from wherever I was, she would definitely cockblock (Goes back to the short hair thing).

ForemanRules
Pros-I would feel marginally socially acceptable to women with him as the alternative.
Cons-He met the pope as Michael Bolton.

topolo
Pros-Seems harmless enough...
Cons-I probably wouldn't be able to walk normal for a week.

Monkey Man-
Pros- Compared to his clothes mine would look like P-Diddy's.
Cons-His closet of human heads P-funk told me about.

Tough Old Man "in Mexico, no way he gets back across the border"
Pros-Mexico would be out of beer after this one, I look ripped next to him
Cons-His wife may bring me on Maury for a paternity test.

**min0 lee** · 09-20-2006, 06:58 PM

**The Monkey Man** · 09-20-2006, 07:38 PM

How could P-skunk tell you about my head collection
if he has never come out of the closet?

**BigDyl** · 09-20-2006, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

How could P-skunk tell you about when i gave him head and his assless leather chaps collection
if he has never come out of the closet?

**Jodi** · 09-20-2006, 10:14 PM

Jodi
Pros-Known for ages, from NE, I bet she drinks like a fish
Cons-Has short hair (I don't trust chicks with short hair), If I said something sexist she would ban me from wherever I was, she would definitely cockblock (Goes back to the short hair thing).

I can drink a lot.

Went to Chicago this past weekend to see my sister and we to the Guiness festival. It was heaven

As far as the short hair, you aren't going to be able to say that much longer - I've been growing it out! Come up with a new one

**Dale Mabry** · 09-20-2006, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by Jodi

As far as the short hair, you aren't going to be able to say that much longer - I've been growing it out! Come up with a new one

I'm all out of new material...But the drinking with your sister...What, did you gals split a 4-pack of Zima??????

**P-funk** · 09-20-2006, 10:17 PM

1) i do hate everybody

2) even though i don't drink i still like going out. (sometimes.....as long as where ever I go some form of sports is playing on a big screen TV and they are serving water).

c) I would fucking dominate in 2x2.

**P-funk** · 09-20-2006, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

How could P-skunk tell you about my head collection
if he has never come out of the closet?

the closet is warm.......and safe.......why would i want to come out?

**Dale Mabry** · 09-20-2006, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by P-funk

c) I would fucking dominate in 2x2.

I'm not talking foosball, son!

**P-funk** · 09-20-2006, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I'm not talking foosball, son!

I'm talking about Golden Tee foo.

I can be good at basketball if I want to....I can set a mean pick. I can jump crazy high too....I don't have much of a shot, but, if you need me to pull an Artest and beat the shit out of the wrong guy, I can do that.

**Dale Mabry** · 09-20-2006, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by P-funk

I'm talking about Golden Tee foo.

I can be good at basketball if I want to....I can set a mean pick. I can jump crazy high too....I don't have much of a shot, but, if you need me to pull an Artest and beat the shit out of the wrong guy, I can do that.

Man, I miss Golden Tee...

I suck so much at basketball, it isn't even funny...Actually, it is quite funny.

**TJ Cline** · 09-20-2006, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

ForemanRules
Pros-I would feel marginally socially acceptable to women with him as the alternative.
Cons-He met the pope as Michael Bolton.

#1. I would never hang out with a person who enjoys hurting people as you do.

#2. My guess is your a cop or a nark so I will have nothing to do with you.

#3. Eventhough you are a homo and that might help me get the chicks since women seem to like fags, I would be scared you might give me a date rape drug and take advantage of me.

**Jodi** · 09-20-2006, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I'm all out of new material...But the drinking with your sister...What, did you gals split a 4-pack of Zima??????

LOL, Dork, I was at a Guinness festival! I drank myself silly on $1.00 pints of Guinness. The hangover was nasty especially because I was flying home the next morning.

**Bakerboy** · 09-20-2006, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I'm not talking foosball, son!

**Dale Mabry** · 09-20-2006, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

#1. I would never hang out with a person who enjoys hurting people as you do.

#2. My guess is your a cop or a nark so I will have nothing to do with you.

#3. Eventhough you are a homo and that might help me get the chicks since women seem to like fags, I would be scared you might give me a date rape drug and take advantage of me.

I expect you to report this post as offensive within the next 24 hours, son.

**Bakerboy** · 09-20-2006, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

#1. I would never hang out with a person who enjoys hurting people as you do.

#2. My guess is your a cop or a nark so I will have nothing to do with you.

#3. Eventhough you are a homo and that might help me get the chicks since women seem to like fags, I would be scared you might give me a date rape drug and take advantage of me.

This is Foreman's round about way I saying: bed me, Dale.

**Dale Mabry** · 09-20-2006, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Bakerboy

This is Foreman's round about way I saying: bed me, Dale.

Actual Occurence.

**TJ Cline** · 09-20-2006, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I expect you to report this post as offensive within the next 24 hours, son.

Nice try nark/cop

**maniclion** · 09-21-2006, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by Jodi

LOL, Dork, I was at a Guinness festival! I drank myself silly on $1.00 pints of Guinness. The hangover was nasty especially because I was flying home the next morning.

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