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09-22-2006, 11:12 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Describe your ideal woman...
or just post a pic.
Keep it cleanMay the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...
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09-22-2006, 11:30 PM #2Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Physical traits
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09-22-2006, 11:35 PM #3Registered User
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Any whore will do
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09-22-2006, 11:36 PM #4Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I hear that...
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
but no.
Last edited by SuperFlex; 09-22-2006 at 11:55 PM.
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09-22-2006, 11:53 PM #5fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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09-22-2006, 11:55 PM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I hate it when multi-quote doesn't work...
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09-23-2006, 12:22 AM #7Yuppie
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Intelligent, outgoing, hard-working, has goals, minimal drama, can handle stress, beautiful, preferably Chinese and can speak it fluently, can cook, honest and straight forward, financially independent.
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09-23-2006, 04:55 AM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-23-2006, 04:56 AM #9Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Her face is very close to my girlfriend, so damn cute, fuck!
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-23-2006, 04:58 AM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-23-2006, 08:23 AM #11Monochromatic Bunny
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Ideal woman for what? Wife or sex?
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09-23-2006, 08:37 AM #12Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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Under 5'6", brunette, long hair, brown eyes, 115-130 lbs, B-C cup, sick sense of humor, nice singing voice, intelligent, caring, family oriented, religious but not extreme, plays and watches sports, cooks, cleans, good driver, plays poker, and takes care of me in the bedroom.
Shit, that actually describes a few ex's of mine.
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09-23-2006, 08:39 AM #13Dookie
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You're the greatest Originally Posted by Vieope
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09-23-2006, 09:14 AM #14Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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She's waiting for you here... Originally Posted by KentDog
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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09-23-2006, 09:20 AM #15Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Low maintenance, medium height, 34b/26/34-35 ish figure, red head, comparable lifestyle to mine
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09-23-2006, 09:56 AM #16Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Low maintenance, medium height, 34b/26/34-35 ish figure, red head, comparable lifestyle to mine
On the money?
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09-23-2006, 10:07 AM #17Yuppie
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
She's waiting for you here...
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Originally Posted by Vieope
What has you lads separate the two, this whole Madonna - Whore thing?
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09-23-2006, 01:40 PM #19I am Rollo Tomassee.. ELITE MEMBER
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This shit is hard to answer cuz of the reality issue. I might have a girl with a perfect ass, but no chest or a girl with wonderful tits and too big of an ass. But it does say "ideal" so here goes..
D+ tits, fake or real, as long as they dont look horrible
NO Kids
clear skin
no bad history
no stds
perfect apple ass
perfect hour glass shape
a lil bit of meat, chub or muscle, but not too much of both
LONG straight hair
CAT EYES
gets along with my friends
gets my friends laid
pays for dinner sometime as a surprise
loves fast cars
doesnt follow social standards
is pro choice
NO tattoos
doesnt wear capris, gouchos, or crop pants
doesnt wear rockstar glasses
doesnt basically where ANYTHING that is considered "IN" unless its a fact that its sexy
can dress sexy, but not sleazy...but not far between
tight clothes most of the time
always smells good...in every location
drives a fast car and/or bike
supportive and gives proper motivation to her man without sounding like a mom
protective, but not fight prone (every so often is kinda cool)
loves her family
makes me do new things (this is a biggie and very hard to explain)
loves shit, piss, and vomit jokes
loves horror movies
wears regular thongs or no underwear at all and avoids v-strings
gets jealous a LITTLE
smart as hell
smart enough to drop me if I fuck up
smart enough to make sure I know that can and will happen
...however is not forceful on big decisions (kids marraige)6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
Squat 370
Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17)
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09-23-2006, 02:17 PM #20Registered User
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Wow, now you sound like a woman
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Don't date much do ya? Originally Posted by AKIRA
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Originally Posted by AKIRA
Thats quite the list. Keep this in mind, the more picky you are the less you get picked!
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One that knows how to be my boss
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I don't really dig vegetarians, she has to like meat - Originally Posted by goob
On the money?
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a good personality
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09-23-2006, 05:13 PM #26I am Rollo Tomassee.. ELITE MEMBER
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I thought the title states clearly "ideal woman."
And yes I do date a lot. Even with this lousy limp! (my leg, and not the 3rd one)6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
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09-23-2006, 07:29 PM #27Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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Vida Guerra, but with 6 breasts. I think I could make it happen.
Ohhhhh yeah.Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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I dont think call girls pay for dinner, unless they have like "get your 10th date free" promotions now. Originally Posted by AKIRA
Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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09-23-2006, 07:56 PM #29Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Mudge
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Originally Posted by goob
On the money?
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