Reply With QuoteSo now you really are a flaming homo.Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Before cooking dinner tonight I started to heat up my patio grill..
It started smoking like a beeyotch because I was to lazy to clean it
(plus I have been cooking at night so I guess I didn't notice it was gunked up)
So I opened the lid to release the smoke, and flames shot out
and burned some of the hair off of my arm...
Well I just went to use the bathroom and I noticed that
I also burned my eyebrows, eyelashes, and some of the front
of my hair
So hn
Have you almost burned yourself up like Richard Pryor?
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09-25-2006, 09:40 PM #1Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Have you almost burned yourself up like Richard Pryor?
Before cooking dinner tonight I started to heat up my patio grill..
It started smoking like a beeyotch because I was to lazy to clean it
(plus I have been cooking at night so I guess I didn't notice it was gunked up)
So I opened the lid to release the smoke, and flames shot out
and burned some of the hair off of my arm...
Well I just went to use the bathroom and I noticed that
I also burned my eyebrows, eyelashes, and some of the front
of my hair
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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09-25-2006, 09:40 PM #2Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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09-25-2006, 09:41 PM #3God has graced us again
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Hehehehe. Originally Posted by BigDyl
So now you really are a flaming homo.
So hn
Silly, silly man.I drive a big truck
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It doesn't sound like you burned yourself anywhere near as bad as Richard Pryor did. I mean, look at how dark he is. Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Before cooking dinner tonight I started to heat up my patio grill..
It started smoking like a beeyotch because I was to lazy to clean it
(plus I have been cooking at night so I guess I didn't notice it was gunked up)
So I opened the lid to release the smoke, and flames shot out
and burned some of the hair off of my arm...
Well I just went to use the bathroom and I noticed that
I also burned my eyebrows, eyelashes, and some of the front
of my hair
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Whatever I'm not the one into candle sitting to stay clean Originally Posted by BigDyl
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Ok but did you burn any skin?
Or did you just lose hair?
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Originally Posted by DOMS
(should be my face)
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I don't think so... Originally Posted by Tatyana
But I look silly with curly eyelashes -
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Before cooking dinner tonight I started to heat up my patio grill..
It started smoking like a beeyotch because I was to lazy to clean it
(plus I have been cooking at night so I guess I didn't notice it was gunked up)
So I opened the lid to release the smoke, and flames shot out
and burned some of the hair off of my arm...
Well I just went to use the bathroom and I noticed that
I also burned my eyebrows, eyelashes, and some of the front
of my hair
Actually I have no right to laugh at you, because when I was 13 I set my hair on fire lighting a joint. My douchebag brother would break apart my lighters and turn the gas valve inside until it was maxed out. The lighter would shoot a 10 inch flame from it.
Needless to say, my haircut looked real dumb for the next month.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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You look silly...Period. Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
I don't think so...
But I look silly with curly eyelashes -If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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Whatever Emo trainer-boy Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
I'll see you soon
(in my closet)
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Originally Posted by KelJu
Actually I have no right to laugh at you, because when I was 13 I set my hair on fire lighting a joint. My douchebag brother would break apart my lighters and turn the gas valve inside until it was maxed out. The lighter would shoot a 10 inch flame from it.
Needless to say, my haircut looked real dumb for the next month.
You needed to roll bigger Doobs
and stop scrounging your mom's roaches
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The only one in the closet here is you, now go tease your eyebrows... Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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Originally Posted by BigDyl
So now you really are a flaming homo.
So hn
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I'm only in there organizing my collection Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
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well you could put a spin on that story n tell us how you escaped a raging inferno............. Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Before cooking dinner tonight I started to heat up my patio grill..
It started smoking like a beeyotch because I was to lazy to clean it
(plus I have been cooking at night so I guess I didn't notice it was gunked up)
So I opened the lid to release the smoke, and flames shot out
and burned some of the hair off of my arm...
Well I just went to use the bathroom and I noticed that
I also burned my eyebrows, eyelashes, and some of the front
of my hair
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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No but one day this new kid on the block was getting sassy and we were playing with hairspray and lighters, so I gave him a quick spurt to the face 'fwoosh' he started screaming like a girl and ran to the nearest car and looked in the mirror and started bitching about his eyelashes and eyebrows "My beautiful eyelashes, my beautiful eyelashes. People always compliment my beautiful eyelashes now they are ruined!!!! Wah wah wah." The fuck outta here with that bulshit fagish boy, beat it bozo, go fucking put on some mascara it lengthens and seperates making them seem fuller and more beautiful you flaming 12 yr old sissy....we couldn't ever get over that, we were gassing about it when I saw them again at the tender age of 20...
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Who complains like that? Beautiful eyelashes? Cool! People should start saying that from now on, I am tired of seeing car crashes and people only screaming the same thing. Originally Posted by maniclion
No but one day this new kid on the block was getting sassy and we were playing with hairspray and lighters, so I gave him a quick spurt to the face 'fwoosh' he started screaming like a girl and ran to the nearest car and looked in the mirror and started bitching about his eyelashes and eyebrows "My beautiful eyelashes, my beautiful eyelashes. People always compliment my beautiful eyelashes now they are ruined!!!! Wah wah wah." The fuck outta here with that bulshit fagish boy, beat it bozo, go fucking put on some mascara it lengthens and seperates making them seem fuller and more beautiful you flaming 12 yr old sissy....we couldn't ever get over that, we were gassing about it when I saw them again at the tender age of 20...
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