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If you could be an animal for a day...
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09-27-2006, 01:28 PM #1fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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If you could be an animal for a day...
...what would you be?
I'd be a gibbon.
I remember seeing them at Monkey Jungle in my hometown of Miami. They are super agile and have amazing cooridination and reflexes.
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09-27-2006, 01:30 PM #2Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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09-27-2006, 01:32 PM #3Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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It would have to be the fastest animal on earth, the Peregrine Falcon.
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09-27-2006, 01:35 PM #4fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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I saw one of those once in my front lawn. Atleast it looked like one. Very cool creature.
Originally Posted by FatCatMC
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09-27-2006, 01:37 PM #5Monochromatic Bunny
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Why do you want to be a pigeon for? Originally Posted by FatCatMC
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09-27-2006, 01:37 PM #6Registered User
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I would be this animal......I would stand in front of the mirror naked all day and play with myself.
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09-27-2006, 01:45 PM #7Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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If a earthworm could fly at 10,000 feet and at 200mph, I'd want to be that instead. Originally Posted by Vieope
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09-27-2006, 01:46 PM #8Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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one of the big cats. hunting would be cool and creepy at the same time.
or a fruit bat eating mango.
i've been dieting can you tell?
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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09-27-2006, 01:55 PM #9Monochromatic Bunny
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He is doing that only because of the camera, look at his eyes, he is looking to the camera lens. He is only showing off. Originally Posted by Little Wing
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09-27-2006, 01:56 PM #10Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Wow, that is a tough one. There are so many majestic animals that I have wanted to be for a day.
I would like to be a silverback gorilla. In many ways, I am like a gorilla now. I have a very strong upper body and I can climb anything. I have never met another human that can climb better than I can. I love heights, and I can walk an I-Beam 20 stories up like I was walking on the ground.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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09-27-2006, 01:58 PM #11Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Vieope
he is saying "in the wild i would kill you with these fucker... let me out of this cage!!!!!"
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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09-27-2006, 01:58 PM #12% ELITE MEMBER
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I grow weary of this world...I would be human for a day. I mean I am human. Right fellow human beings. I must go far away again.
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09-27-2006, 02:02 PM #13Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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That's no human! That's a lawyer!!! Originally Posted by Decker
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09-27-2006, 02:12 PM #14% ELITE MEMBER
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Don't....look at me....turn away from the hideous creature I am... Originally Posted by DOMS
That's no human! That's a lawyer!!!
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09-27-2006, 02:18 PM #15Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Decker
My Precious = BAR Certification
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09-27-2006, 02:19 PM #16Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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And have all the men do you? Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I would be this animal......I would stand in front of the mirror naked all day and play with myself.
Ever thought of just wearing a wig.
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09-27-2006, 02:23 PM #17I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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simple, an eagle or falcon...who would not want to be able to fly?
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09-27-2006, 02:37 PM #18fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Sure you can fly. But you have two flumbling wings and a pair of talons. Not to dextrous. Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
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09-27-2006, 03:22 PM #19Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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You guys are silly trying to pretend to be animals....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-27-2006, 03:40 PM #20And the winner is...... ELITE MEMBER
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I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
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09-27-2006, 03:54 PM #21Registered User
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Definetly an eagle or something. Fly around all day.
Good Day
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09-27-2006, 03:58 PM #22Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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But I would be a winged dragon...I mean who's going to slay me? Sir Elton John?? Originally Posted by maniclion
I would first fly by the White House and burn it down, then when they scramble GW to Air Force One I would grab it in my talons and fly to Mount Everest, land on the peak and rip the hull open pluck each person out one by one until I found Georgie Porgie, then take him in my mouth and fly to Iran where I would skewer him on top of one of there sharp pointed mosques, then of course i would do the same to all of the horrible leaders of the other nations, I would also go to Nigeria, Sudan, Libya, Chad, Liberia, all of those African countries and scare the people into BEHAVING!
Then for DOMS' sake I'll toast a couple Muslims, but only if I see them doing something awful like stoning a woman for showing her face. Then I'll taost some Christians, but they don't have to be doing anyhting bad at all I just know they probably have already done something awful....
Last edited by maniclion; 09-27-2006 at 04:35 PM.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-27-2006, 04:29 PM #23Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I'd be a mexican staring frog of souther Sri Lanka
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09-27-2006, 05:01 PM #24cat burglar
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A Snowy owl. A great way to see the world.
No strength within, no respect without - Kasmiri Proverb
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09-27-2006, 05:04 PM #25I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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what an idiotic post. Originally Posted by fufu
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09-27-2006, 07:17 PM #26Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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A Dodo bird.
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09-27-2006, 07:21 PM #27fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
what an idiotic post.
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09-27-2006, 10:36 PM #28Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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You sir, have strokes of genius! Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I would be this animal......I would stand in front of the mirror naked all day and play with myself.
May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...
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09-27-2006, 10:38 PM #29Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I'd be myself, happy...
May the Lord Jesus Christ bless those who bless me as I gladly accept their blessings, and curse those who curse me all the while protecting me for any evils. In Christ name, amen...
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09-27-2006, 10:43 PM #30Registered User
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Racist Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
what an idiotic post.I highly recommend all IronMagLabs supplements!
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