Thread: Men vs. Grizzly Bear (Opinions Needed)

I think the humans would win. 5 big ass UFC guys could probably do it... Sounds like a good marketing idea.

Originally Posted by KelJu

My roomates and I have had an ongoing arguement ever since watching the movie "Grizzly Man." We were discussing how strong grizzly bears are and then got to wondering what it would take to kill a grizzly bear. They felt that 5-6 adult, athletic men would be able to kill a grizzly bear with their bare hands. Their examples were people like Ben Wallace and Shaq. I think my roomates are totally crazy and the bear would win with ease. Their logic is that the humans, although not as fast, could outsmart/distract the bear, wear it down, and then proceed to beat the hell out of it. They figured to successfuly kill a bear it would take numerous blows to the head or possibly strangulation. I still think this theory is totally proposterous and could never happen. Keep in mind, no weapons are involved.

So, imagine Shaq, Ben Wallace and 3 or 4 other athletic humans trying to kill a grizzly bear. Here is a possible matchup: Shaq, Ben, Brian Urlacher, Ray Lewis, Jevon Kearse, and perhaps LaDainian Tomlinson VS. a Grizzly Bear. Remember, this is just a theoretical matchup and you can substitute any professional athletes that you wish.

The Rules: If the bear dies, the humans win. It doesn't matter if only one human survives. All that matters is if the bear lives or dies.

You guys really have no idea how long we have been arguing about this. It has gotten pretty ridiculous. We even went as far as e-mailing various zoology departments across the nation.

Your opinions are greatly appreciated. What do you think would happen?

Your friends are idiots.

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Ain't no fucking way even 10 humans could take on a bear.

Aren't there guys that wrestle bears?

Yeah some piddly little Black Bear.

And these bears for the most part don't feel threatened. As soon as a threat was shown they would own them.

Grizzly Bears reach weights of 180–680 kg (400–1,500 lb); the male is on average 1.8 times as heavy as the female. These bears can run at speeds of up to 55 km/h (35 mph).


I would bet all my money that one large male Grizzly Bear in the wild could easily kill 30 unarmed men.

Alright yea, a grizzley would own. I didn't think they were that big.

Plus there claws can get to sizes of 6" long.

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Plus there claws can get to sizes of 6" long.

Plus, they can snap the spine of an adult caribou with a single blow.

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Plus there claws can get to sizes of 6" long.

Yeah that's what I was gonna say. A few swipes with those things and it would be a blood bath. Bear wins IMO.

also there is no single man with enough courage to stay face to face with a bear like this , he'll probably run with his top speed if he's not scared to death...

I've seen one guy on acid take on 5 big cops.....he put up a good fight.
A bear has claws that can rip a face off.

First you need to use one person covered in honey as bait.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I've seen one guy on acid take on 5 big cops.....he put up a good fight.
A bear has claws that can rip a face off.

Who won....you or the cops ?

one woman could do it. she would dig a pit, put sharpened sticks in the bottom and conceal it then lure the bear over it.

Then Vieope can play some music....you do know that music calms the savage beast. Just like Bugs Bunny did with the Gorilla.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

one woman could do it. she would take him to court, take all his money and take his house and kids

True Story

lofl.

I'm going to kill the bear!

Say it!

Two men are camping in a tent, when they are awakened by a loud noise. The first man looks out and says, "There's a large bear and it's headed this way." He then starts to put on his sneakers.

The second man says, "What are you doing? There's no way you can outrun a bear."

The first man replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you."

One man and one bullet.

Me and crashman could take it. Submission: Pawbar.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I've seen one guy on acid take on 5 big cops.....he put up a good fight.
A bear has claws that can rip a face off.

I fought seven adult men in pretty good shape who were
trying to wrestle me into a porta-jon so they could tip it over...
they did not succeed

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Who won....you or the cops ?

I say we put Foreman in a female bear suit, the bear would be too busy having his way with Foreman and thats when we club him....then we go after the bear.

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

I fought seven adult men in pretty good shape who were
trying to wrestle me into a porta-jon (1)so they could tip it over...
(2)they did not succeed

The real story here is (1) so they could gang bang me (2) they succeeded.

Cro Cop would KO the bear with a head kick. BEAROWNED!

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Me and crashman could take it. Submission: Pawbar.

i think i really could take a bear. The first thing i'd do is try to rip out it's eyes, then its all downhill for the bear