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Do You Own A Weed Eater???
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09-28-2006, 12:18 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Do You Own A Weed Eater???
So a young guy was signing up for college classes.He had all his main classes and just needed electives.His buddy suggested he try the new theology class,and he asked what it consisted of.His buddy said "we'll let me give you an example.He said do you own a weed eater."And the guy said yes.His buddy said "we'll then that tells me you probably have a lawn".The guy said yea.And then his buddy said"which means you probably have a house on that lawn."Again the guy agreed."The buddy continued "and if you have a house then you probably have a wife and maybe a family:.Thats pretty good the guy said.And thebuddy said and if you have a wife and family that probably means your heterosexual."Thats unbelivable the guy remarked,I think I'll try it.
So he's sitting around at the cafeteria a while later and hears someone talking about electicves,so he speaks up."You should try the new theology class."The other guy says yeah, what exactly does that class consist of.So the first guy says "well let me give you an example,do you own a weed eater?"
The other guy says "no".So the other guy says wellllll thhheennn,,,,You must be a queer.
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09-28-2006, 12:21 PM #3Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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You butchered that joke.
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Originally Posted by KelJu
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09-28-2006, 12:39 PM #5Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by KelJu
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09-28-2006, 04:51 PM #6Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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A guy with a house, wife and kids has time to go to college during the day and sit around the cafeteria calling normal college kids fags??? I don't get it, your average college kid barely touched the weed eater at home 12 month's ago when his parents would yell at him to do the yard, why would he keep one in his dorm room????
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09-28-2006, 04:59 PM #7Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i had a doberman once that when left in the car on a lovely autumn afternoon decided to tear open a pound of pot. when we opened the door he jumped out with a banana in his mouth and enticed the humans into a rousing game of try n catch me.
this was like 10 years before i was a mom
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...Why was there a banana in a pound of weed?
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09-28-2006, 05:07 PM #9Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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You never smoked a banana, lop off the ends like a cigar and torch it up and take a big drag....man you'll be tripping like shrooms.... Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-28-2006, 05:10 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I prefer to eat weed to the THC stays in you longer and instead of a quick 15 minute buzz you have a few hours of introspectual creative juicing... Originally Posted by Little Wing
i had a doberman once that when left in the car on a lovely autumn afternoon decided to tear open a pound of pot. when we opened the door he jumped out with a banana in his mouth and enticed the humans into a rousing game of try n catch me.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-28-2006, 05:29 PM #11Registered User
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Originally posted by maniclion
You never smoked a banana, lop off the ends like a cigar and torch it up and take a big drag....man you'll be tripping like shrooms....
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09-28-2006, 05:32 PM #12Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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there wasn't we had them in the car. apparently he got the munchies cuz a few that were still in the car he somehow emtied from their peels by only chewing the tips off. we figured he pressed on them to get the banana out. Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt
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09-28-2006, 05:33 PM #13Registered User
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Pathetic!!!!
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09-28-2006, 05:37 PM #14Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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what
you know how he got them out
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To keep it from drying out when they ship it, A-DUH! Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt
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