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Last Updated: Monday, 2 May, 2005, 07:46 GMT 08:46 UK 
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng. The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters. Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."
This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.
An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.
The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.
The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.
Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”
Unfortunately, he was wrong.
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Total ownage.
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09-28-2006, 02:28 PM #4Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Great story and appropriayely timed but.....
Sorry.
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
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dude... Originally Posted by Witmaster
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09-28-2006, 02:31 PM #6Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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Damnit! I was thinking those midget bastards got what they deserved. Originally Posted by Witmaster
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09-28-2006, 02:32 PM #7Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Hey... not trying to bust you out or anything... I just remembered this story from last year. It's so outrageous it's funny but... it's also fake Originally Posted by SuperFlex
dude...
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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09-28-2006, 02:37 PM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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The first time I read it they hadn't exposed it yet. I was a little upset when I to be honest... I couldn't and didn't believe that would occur. Still, the chance of that taking place in a screwed up country upset me a bit. Originally Posted by Witmaster
Hey... not trying to bust you out or anything... I just remembered this story from last year. It's so outrageous it's funny but... it's also fake
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09-28-2006, 03:06 PM #9Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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A lion would easily kill 42 full grown men so midgets are no contest, unless the lion died from laughing so hard at 42 midgets all running around him in wrestling suits
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-28-2006, 03:14 PM #10Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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wow that hoax is an old one. but still kinda funny lol i'd forgotten it. i believed it at first too.
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09-29-2006, 04:11 PM #11Succinct ELITE MEMBER
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I totally Rolled On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off there!
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