Reply With QuoteMy money is on the SquirrelsOriginally Posted by NeilPearson
Who would win in a fight?
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09-28-2006, 02:28 PM #1Registered User
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Who would win in a fight?
One athletic human male or 50 average squirrels?
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09-28-2006, 02:35 PM #2Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
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09-28-2006, 02:39 PM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I just hope that poor bastard has a cup...
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09-28-2006, 02:41 PM #4Registered User
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Squirrels. They have teeth and claws and are quick as hell.
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09-28-2006, 02:41 PM #5God has graced us again
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If the squirrels were agressive they would totally fuck up a human. Just imagine all those little bastards jumping all over you taking little chunks of your skin away each time they bite down. Not to mention their little claws that would eventually tear you up. They would also be dive bombing your ass from trees, kamakazie style.
My vote goes to the squirrels.I drive a big truck
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09-28-2006, 02:42 PM #6Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Squirrels can be pretty dangerous.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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09-28-2006, 02:48 PM #7Registered User
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They would mess you up but none of the wounds would be really deep. You could snap their necks with your bare hands. It would take a while to kill all 50 and you would be messed up pretty but I think you could win.
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"The witnesses said the squirrels fiercely eviscerated the dog. When the people rushed to rescue the dog it was too late. The fight between the dog and the squirrels lasted for not longer than a minute." Originally Posted by NeilPearson
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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09-28-2006, 02:54 PM #9Registered User
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hmmm... depends on what the person was wearing. Give me a leather jacket, leather pants, and gloves and it would help a lot
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What kind of dog was this?
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09-28-2006, 03:11 PM #11Registered User
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Easy win for the squirrels.
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"A big stray dog." Originally Posted by NeilPearson
"They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh."
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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about another group that actually does something
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09-28-2006, 03:14 PM #13Registered User
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Well 50 of us can't take down a bear... and we can't even take down 50 small mammals like squirrels.
We are truely a pathetically weak species as far as fighting without weapons goes.
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Those aren't just any squirrels. They are black Russian squirrels.
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Humans have no: claws, sharp teeth, fur, horns or antlers, thick skin, any real power. Humans are pathetic. Originally Posted by NeilPearson
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Racist. Originally Posted by NeilPearson
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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09-28-2006, 03:20 PM #17Registered User
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We hunted black squirrels when I was a kid in Michigan. They were really fast and could jump like a kangaroo but they were lazy and stupid so we killed them with ease. Originally Posted by NeilPearson
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Yeah, but we can blow up the planet. Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Take that you shitty little squirrels!!!So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
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09-28-2006, 03:30 PM #19Registered User
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Im taking the Human to stomp the s*%t out of that furry tail thing
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Ever heard of Língchí "Death of a Thousand Cuts"?, a normal human would probably go into shock pretty quick after that kind of pain and blood loss.... Originally Posted by NeilPearson
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The guy would win by just stomping on the squerls necks.
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09-29-2006, 02:32 PM #22Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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Hmm, maybe against squirrels, but not squerls, they're too deadly. Originally Posted by 911=InsideJob
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09-29-2006, 03:16 PM #23Moderator MODERATOR
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Are the squirrells trained in Jui jitsu?
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We're talking about Russian squirrels. They know three types of martial arts, powerlift, and carry a gun at all times. Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
Last edited by DOMS; 09-29-2006 at 03:58 PM.
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09-29-2006, 03:56 PM #25Succinct ELITE MEMBER
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Seriously, russian squirrels are like extra dexterous miniature grizzly bears. 2 of those bad boys would take down any human being, using special forces group tactics and the secrets of their martial arts.
Normal squirrels on the other hand are pretty much... well, squirrels. I think a really fat and trained cagefighter might take them. The cuts won't do that much damage when you're fat enough. Clothing also makes a huge difference. Leather outfit, jeans, or a silk pyjama...
So my vote goes to the squirrels, but not garanteed.
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Just don't fight 50 Russian squirrels if you are only wearing a G string Originally Posted by Witchblade
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09-29-2006, 05:45 PM #27Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Lawl, I won't believe that until I see photos. Originally Posted by DOMS
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Originally Posted by goob
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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Do you guys think that God Hand is going to start a thread called "Do black Squirrels have better genes than white squirrels? '' Originally Posted by NeilPearson
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09-30-2006, 03:00 PM #30God has graced us again
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Originally Posted by goob
I drive a big truck
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