TJ Cline

BigDyl

True Story, then the boyfriend cried while the two assailants raped the girl in front of him.

Total ownage.

The Monkey Man

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ihateschoolmt

Took it a little too far there, bro.

BigDyl

Sorry.

Total ownage.

The Monkey Man

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maniclion

Min0 I knew you would know, hell I've been through this many times before, walking down the sidewalk, a couple bonaducci's just got out of the after hours club heading home pissed cause they got rejected tenth night in a row no money to catch a cab, they fight with each other blocking the sidewalk, you've seen them from 2 blocks back, you've though it over fifty times in your head what you're gonna do if a)they don't move off the sidewalk, b)they decide to get frisky with you, c)they move off to the side and then follow you, d)they move off and do nothing.

This happened to me and my friends once, 4;00am we were all headed to Kim and Colin's place to crash cause it was closer to the bar no one wanted to walk home we were all X'ed out just wanted to chill smoke some and lay back with some grooves on a dewy Sunday morning. we started approaching about 5 guys hanging at the corner of Lewers and saw them being beligerent to other passers-by, I started planning in my head who I'd drop first, it was just me, Colin and Jodi, for guys, and their girls Kimmie and Elisha, for girls. Linda had went home early she had work the next morning. Anyway we got to them and they started making grabs at the girls so we thrashed them so fucking bad, even Kimmie started kicking them with her fucking heels and Elisha had on Doc Martens she kicked one dude in the fucking nuts while he was laid out, one was out cold and the others were all blood and refusing to give up a fight anymore, a couple guys had gashed foreheads and faces because Colin had brass knuckles he always carried. I just remember shaking with the adrenaline rush and looking at my sore knuckles bloody and beet red, I hit 2 guys a plenty of times and a tree and concrete a few times when my punches slipped off of the guy I was on top ofs head. We kicked at them a few more times and then strolled home laughing and turning back to yell taunts at them. As soon as I got in their apartment I scrubbed my hands for an hour thinking I got AIDs from their blood getting in the scraches and cuts in my hand, I must've hit one guy in the teeth cause I had a small tooth sized gashed on my middle finger knuckle. Anyway we then popped some more X smoked a couple bowls and grooved a while then went back out for food for the girls we went back by the corner and saw some stained spots of maroon, and it smelled of piss we made some jokes about how one of them probably pissed himself likely the guy who got cold cocked, Colin said he was out so bad he was snoring.... I've heard someone snore before after they got knocked out so I told him it's absolutely possible ...

Well anyway it's like 1:00am here and I gotta start slipping into something alittle more comfortable than the Virtual World like my Dream World, and I 'll dream about you guys some so you don't feel left out.

Please pardon my hypergraphia...it's just part of the disease, the maniclionosis ....did you know that Hypergraphia has also been called the midnight disease. Must be why I've been here since midnight just compulsively typing away and then editing my errors and then writing more and I can't stop, I should turn the lights off, log off and go the den with pencil and paper and light some candles open a bottle of wine and peel open the notebook a I spilled my cocktail on last week, I know thats alcohol abuse, spiling your drink, I can't quite help it though I was fumbling with trying to hold my pipe up straight and reaching for the lighter, the drink tipped just a little but I caught it with my wrist , and uprighted it with a flick as I snatched my lighter in the same instant, but god damned be all I spilled partial contents of my pipe so I pinched it, pressed it back in and torched up, inhaled and my fumblism was cured for the time being............................................. ...............

FUCK godnight Mrs. Huckabee....

assassin