and the original:
C.3.P.O: "for my golden shower, you must pay a fee."
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I can smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and bake you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, and Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA!
OB1 - "Luke use the force.....before intercourse"
lmao this might be the smoothes STAR WARS yet....hahahahahahahaha
Oh my gawd, like you probably don't even have the 1978 "A New Hope" Storm Troopers box set. :dwnthumb:
:yawn: Too long for me to be interested in listening.
This is hella old, but it was funny back when.