why nice guys suck

**AnnaDTX** · 10-05-2006, 09:28 AM

This is a long rant, so bear with me or hit your back button. I'm frustrated and in no mood for your shit either, so if you don't want to read it, well...

So I'm dating a nice guy now and it SUCKS. No other way to explain it, it just SUCKS. He's no challenge. He agrees with everything I say. He's got it all though - a decent job, a nice house, no kids, no psycho ex-wives, and he's tall and cute. Anyone ever seen that Friends episode when Alec Baldwin played Phoebe's boyfriend?? YEAH, my boyfriend is THAT nice. He's just too fucking nice. Nice is boring. I've never heard him raise his voice. He's never aggressive. He has no edge. He won't even drive over the speed limit and that fucking annoys the shit out of me, yet I sit in the passenger seat and keep my mouth shut... watching everyone whiz by us.

And don't get me started on the sex. Oh, excuse me... making love. After he cums (note I didn't mention anything about ME cumming), he rolls over and says "Oh, that was nice" with a little sigh. I KID YOU NOT, he says it EVERY TIME and then he sighs like he has just woken from a refreshing nap. I finally got so tired of missionary and him looking lovingly into my eyes and smiling as he came, that I threw him down on the couch one night and mounted him. At first he was terrified - yes, TERRIFIED. He thought something had possessed me. And it HAD -- it was sheer MADNESS. I fucked the shit out of him that night. And then he sighed and said "Oh, that was nice".

Now that we had the cowgirl position conquered (always with that sigh afterwards), it was time to move on to doggie. His ex-girlfriend never did doggie (hmmm... maybe there's a "nice" ex-girlfriend to blame for his timid niceness?? That bitch...). Anyway, I digress. I tell him I want him to fuck me from behind. Yes, I used the word "fuck" and I didn't care what he thought about it. He gets behind me and enters me, and damned if he didn't say "OH, THIS IS NICE" !!! Are there any 35 y/o men out there that haven't smacked a woman's ass when doing her doggie?? YES, and he's my boyfriend!

Tonight during sex, I think I'm gonna tell him to stick his finger in my ass when I'm riding him. THAT should be interesting.

So for the nice guys out there, my advice is this: It's great that you're nice (to an extent), but have some backbone. Don't be a spine donor all your life. When your girl is out of line, say something. Don't let her walk all over you. Occasionally, be a "bad" boy (being bad doesn't translate to abusive or criminal). Say "No" to her sometimes. Raise your voice and be heard. Say something dirty/sexy to her occasionally. Drink a few too many beers and piss out in public. Smack her ass. Don't ever use the word NICE to describe things, especially sex (okay, that may be a personal pet peeve). Have an interest in at LEAST one sport (or pretend to). Drive 5-10 miles over the speed limit once in awhile. Run an old lady off the road just for kicks (yeah, I'm kidding about this one... just ride her bumper for a few miles). Be aggressive during sex. Take off those damn white socks and Jesus sandals. Grow a goatee for a few weeks. Shave your balls. Stray from your routine and shake things up.

BE A MAN FOR GOD'S SAKE... and the women will fall at your feet.

Whew... THAT FELT NICE.

**fufu** · 10-05-2006, 09:31 AM

Sounds like you really like this guy.

**AnnaDTX** · 10-05-2006, 09:33 AM

oh, i didnt write it. i found it on the net and was lmao . . . i had to post it somewhere

i wouldnt put anythiing in my ass

**Jodi** · 10-05-2006, 09:34 AM

So I'm dating a nice guy now and it SUCKS. No other way to explain it, it just SUCKS. He's no challenge. He agrees with everything I say. He's got it all though - a decent job, a nice house, no kids, no psycho ex-wives, and he's tall and cute.

Wow, what a real winner you are.

I totally see you are in this relationship for the right reasons.

This shit pisses me off. It's women like YOU that give the rest of us a bad name. Leave the good guys to a real women and go off and fuck some dirty skanky bad boy and get off your high horse already!

**BigDyl** · 10-05-2006, 09:37 AM

Women are mean.

**AnnaDTX** · 10-05-2006, 09:38 AM

no, no no, i found this on craigslist. I didnt write it.. I am trying to find the Nice guy.

**BigDyl** · 10-05-2006, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by AnnaDTX

I hate you BigDyl!!.

**fufu** · 10-05-2006, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by AnnaDTX

oh, i didnt write it. i found it on the net and was lmao . . . i had to post it somewhere

i wouldnt put anythiing in my ass

**viet_jon** · 10-05-2006, 09:54 AM

ROFLL x 10000

hahahahhahahahha

What a wuss. Nice guys ALWAYS finish last.

**fUnc17** · 10-05-2006, 10:12 AM

"oh, that was nice" LMAO!!

**KelJu** · 10-05-2006, 10:18 AM

If you would like someone to put things in your ass Anna, we will be glad to oblige you there.

**BigDyl** · 10-05-2006, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by KelJu

If you would like someone to put things in your ass Anna, we will be glad to oblige you there.

**Decker** · 10-05-2006, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by AnnaDTX

...
i wouldnt put anythiing in my ass

What a shame. And I was just starting to like you too.

**NeilPearson** · 10-05-2006, 02:30 PM

I promise I won't be nice...

**largepkg** · 10-05-2006, 02:49 PM

What a fucking attention whore you are Anna. If it wasn't your experience why the fuck wouldn't you put that in your first post? The more shit I read from you the more I think your a complete fruit loop. Good day!

Largepkg <------Sits back and waits for his 2 demerits.

**Double D** · 10-05-2006, 02:54 PM

Wish I wouldve hit back.

**Goodfella9783** · 10-05-2006, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by AnnaDTX

This is a long rant, so bear with me or hit your back button. I'm frustrated and in no mood for your shit either, so if you don't want to read it, well...

So I'm dating a nice guy now and it SUCKS. No other way to explain it, it just SUCKS. He's no challenge. He agrees with everything I say. He's got it all though - a decent job, a nice house, no kids, no psycho ex-wives, and he's tall and cute. Anyone ever seen that Friends episode when Alec Baldwin played Phoebe's boyfriend?? YEAH, my boyfriend is THAT nice. He's just too fucking nice. Nice is boring. I've never heard him raise his voice. He's never aggressive. He has no edge. He won't even drive over the speed limit and that fucking annoys the shit out of me, yet I sit in the passenger seat and keep my mouth shut... watching everyone whiz by us.

And don't get me started on the sex. Oh, excuse me... making love. After he cums (note I didn't mention anything about ME cumming), he rolls over and says "Oh, that was nice" with a little sigh. I KID YOU NOT, he says it EVERY TIME and then he sighs like he has just woken from a refreshing nap. I finally got so tired of missionary and him looking lovingly into my eyes and smiling as he came, that I threw him down on the couch one night and mounted him. At first he was terrified - yes, TERRIFIED. He thought something had possessed me. And it HAD -- it was sheer MADNESS. I fucked the shit out of him that night. And then he sighed and said "Oh, that was nice".

Now that we had the cowgirl position conquered (always with that sigh afterwards), it was time to move on to doggie. His ex-girlfriend never did doggie (hmmm... maybe there's a "nice" ex-girlfriend to blame for his timid niceness?? That bitch...). Anyway, I digress. I tell him I want him to fuck me from behind. Yes, I used the word "fuck" and I didn't care what he thought about it. He gets behind me and enters me, and damned if he didn't say "OH, THIS IS NICE" !!! Are there any 35 y/o men out there that haven't smacked a woman's ass when doing her doggie?? YES, and he's my boyfriend!

Tonight during sex, I think I'm gonna tell him to stick his finger in my ass when I'm riding him. THAT should be interesting.

So for the nice guys out there, my advice is this: It's great that you're nice (to an extent), but have some backbone. Don't be a spine donor all your life. When your girl is out of line, say something. Don't let her walk all over you. Occasionally, be a "bad" boy (being bad doesn't translate to abusive or criminal). Say "No" to her sometimes. Raise your voice and be heard. Say something dirty/sexy to her occasionally. Drink a few too many beers and piss out in public. Smack her ass. Don't ever use the word NICE to describe things, especially sex (okay, that may be a personal pet peeve). Have an interest in at LEAST one sport (or pretend to). Drive 5-10 miles over the speed limit once in awhile. Run an old lady off the road just for kicks (yeah, I'm kidding about this one... just ride her bumper for a few miles). Be aggressive during sex. Take off those damn white socks and Jesus sandals. Grow a goatee for a few weeks. Shave your balls. Stray from your routine and shake things up.

BE A MAN FOR GOD'S SAKE... and the women will fall at your feet.

Whew... THAT FELT NICE.

I love you.

**MyK** · 10-05-2006, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by AnnaDTX

oh, i didnt write it. i found it on the net and was lmao . . . i had to post it somewhere

i wouldnt put anythiing in my ass

Lady's..Spit or Swallow?

**Double D** · 10-05-2006, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by MyK

Lady's..Spit or Swallow?

**zombul** · 10-05-2006, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by AnnaDTX

This is a long rant, so bear with me or hit your back button. I'm frustrated and in no mood for your shit either, so if you don't want to read it, well...

So I'm dating a nice guy now and it SUCKS. No other way to explain it, it just SUCKS. He's no challenge. He agrees with everything I say. He's got it all though - a decent job, a nice house, no kids, no psycho ex-wives, and he's tall and cute. Anyone ever seen that Friends episode when Alec Baldwin played Phoebe's boyfriend?? YEAH, my boyfriend is THAT nice. He's just too fucking nice. Nice is boring. I've never heard him raise his voice. He's never aggressive. He has no edge. He won't even drive over the speed limit and that fucking annoys the shit out of me, yet I sit in the passenger seat and keep my mouth shut... watching everyone whiz by us.

And don't get me started on the sex. Oh, excuse me... making love. After he cums (note I didn't mention anything about ME cumming), he rolls over and says "Oh, that was nice" with a little sigh. I KID YOU NOT, he says it EVERY TIME and then he sighs like he has just woken from a refreshing nap. I finally got so tired of missionary and him looking lovingly into my eyes and smiling as he came, that I threw him down on the couch one night and mounted him. At first he was terrified - yes, TERRIFIED. He thought something had possessed me. And it HAD -- it was sheer MADNESS. I fucked the shit out of him that night. And then he sighed and said "Oh, that was nice".

Now that we had the cowgirl position conquered (always with that sigh afterwards), it was time to move on to doggie. His ex-girlfriend never did doggie (hmmm... maybe there's a "nice" ex-girlfriend to blame for his timid niceness?? That bitch...). Anyway, I digress. I tell him I want him to fuck me from behind. Yes, I used the word "fuck" and I didn't care what he thought about it. He gets behind me and enters me, and damned if he didn't say "OH, THIS IS NICE" !!! Are there any 35 y/o men out there that haven't smacked a woman's ass when doing her doggie?? YES, and he's my boyfriend!

Tonight during sex, I think I'm gonna tell him to stick his finger in my ass when I'm riding him. THAT should be interesting.

So for the nice guys out there, my advice is this: It's great that you're nice (to an extent), but have some backbone. Don't be a spine donor all your life. When your girl is out of line, say something. Don't let her walk all over you. Occasionally, be a "bad" boy (being bad doesn't translate to abusive or criminal). Say "No" to her sometimes. Raise your voice and be heard. Say something dirty/sexy to her occasionally. Drink a few too many beers and piss out in public. Smack her ass. Don't ever use the word NICE to describe things, especially sex (okay, that may be a personal pet peeve). Have an interest in at LEAST one sport (or pretend to). Drive 5-10 miles over the speed limit once in awhile. Run an old lady off the road just for kicks (yeah, I'm kidding about this one... just ride her bumper for a few miles). Be aggressive during sex. Take off those damn white socks and Jesus sandals. Grow a goatee for a few weeks. Shave your balls. Stray from your routine and shake things up.

BE A MAN FOR GOD'S SAKE... and the women will fall at your feet.

Whew... THAT FELT NICE.

Wow,that was nice.

**Vieope** · 10-05-2006, 03:59 PM

So why did you women made me watch all those damn romantic comedies?

**KelJu** · 10-05-2006, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

That's funny you should say that, because as soon as I made the post the server went down. I thought I was banned for that post.

**goob** · 10-05-2006, 04:47 PM

I wonder if she still thinks i'm a nice guy after i donkey punch her when taking lovingly her from behind.

**Witmaster** · 10-05-2006, 04:59 PM

**goob** · 10-05-2006, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by goob

I wonder if she still thinks i'm a nice guy after i donkey punch her when taking lovingly her from behind.

Ahhh.....that was nice.

**maniclion** · 10-05-2006, 05:03 PM

Women like nice guys, they just want a beast when you're between their thighs.

So all you nice boys, save all your rage for the bedroom, I'm not talking beat your girl while fucking her, but throw her down on the bed and fuck the everliving hell out of her, hold her wrists down, pull her hair a little, lightly wrap you hand around her throat and squeeze just enough to slow the flow of her jugular supply so she gets a little light headed and the sex feels better for her, see you can control her mind a little better when you slow the blood supply to her brain, then she can't over-analyze the sex since sex is a lower level programming that little bit of blood still going to her brain is telling her the sex feels damn good....just let go if she starts turning blueish....

<rant>I wrote this and did not copy it from anywhere like most of you plagarizing ctrl-c ctrl-v fiends... Do us a faovr and drink alot of coffee and then come on here and type some of your own shit....<rant over>

**goob** · 10-05-2006, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

Women like nice guys, they just want a beast when you're between their thighs.

So all you nice boys, save all your rage for the bedroom, I'm not talking beat your girl while fucking her, but throw her down on the bed and fuck the everliving hell out of her, hold her wrists down, pull her hair a little, lightly wrap you hand around her throat and squeeze just enough to slow the flow of her jugular supply so she gets a little light headed and the sex feels better for her, see you can control her mind a little better when you slow the blood supply to her brain, then she can't over-analyze the sex since sex is a lower level programming that little bit of blood still going to her brain is telling her the sex feels damn good....just let go if she starts turning blueish....

<rant>I wrote this and did not copy it from anywhere like most of you plagarizing ctrl-c ctrl-v fiends... Do us a faovr and drink alot of coffee and then come on here and type some of your own shit....<rant over>

The man knows his stuff......well said. Although, the asphixiation stuff, is not for the faint hearted.

A good bit of rough and ready bedroom wrestling goes along way......

**maniclion** · 10-05-2006, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by AnnaDTX

no, no no, i found this on craigslist. I didnt write it.. I am trying to find the Nice guy.

I call my dick Mr. Nice Guy, would you like to meet him?

**largepkg** · 10-05-2006, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

<rant>I wrote this and did not copy it from anywhere like most of you plagarizing ctrl-c ctrl-v fiends... Do us a faovr and drink alot of coffee and then come on here and type some of your own shit....<rant over>

**maniclion** · 10-05-2006, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by goob

The man knows his stuff......well said. Although, the asphixiation stuff, is not for the faint hearted.

A good bit of rough and ready bedroom wrestling goes along way......

It's just the same for men, we like "a lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets"

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