Three guys died on the same day n are in front of St. Peter who tells them there is only room for 1 of them n the 1 with the most tragic story will be let in.
The 1st guy says.
"WELL for some time I have been aware that my wife is having an affair. I came home today and could smell the bastards cologne. I looked everywhere. Finally I went onto the balcony and sure enough I see his fingers clutching the edge of the balcony, can you believe it 10 floors up and he hangs off the balcony? Anyway, I started stomping on his fingers and then pried them loose one by one until he was sailing backward toward the ground. I couldn't wait to see him die. BUT the lucky bastard landed in a bush. I was so mad I went into my kitchen and wrestled the fridge out onto the balcony and over the railing. Squashed the bastard that's the good news. Bad news all the exertion gave me a heart attack n here I am."
Second guy says "Well I was exercising this morning on my balcony on the 11th floor. I slipped on a patch of water and went tumbling over the railing. Luckily I managed to grasp the edge of the balcony below me. I just closed my eyes and prayed. When I opened them I was relieved to see a man standing there. But the bastard just started stomping on my hands and then tore my grip away and I was free falling toward the ground . Once again I began to pray. I prayed like never before and by the grace of God I landed in a bush. I closed my eyes again to thank the Lord and when I opened them a refridgerator was coming straight at me n well that's why I'm here."
The third guy says " Well i was hiding....naked....inside of a refridgerator....."



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