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    Those Canadians sure are sharp

    Probably the most insightful headline EVER!!
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    Let the dead rest in peace son, less you be haunted by 1000 ghosts of Iraqi children.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
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    The story is tragic but the headline could have been a tad less obvious.
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    Mourners sob at funeral
    Sophia, 3 (left), and sister Serena, 1, were the daughters of Leo Campione and Frances Elaine Campione. Their mother is charged with first-degree murder in their deaths.
    I'm not sure what's so wrong with the title?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordo View Post
    I'm not sure what's so wrong with the title?
    Well I guess I was being a bit over-critical when i asked myself the question..

    What else are mourners supposed to do at a funeral?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster View Post
    What else are mourners supposed to do at a funeral?
    True dat. I guess they were looking for a way to highlight the tragedy.... but I agree, they missed the boat a little.

    Crappy thing that happened. Sometime I wonder why I bother checking in on the news, it's rarely 'good news'

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    Yea... I would have written it up as,

    "Mourners express profound greif while stupid fucking selfish murdering mom sits on her ass in jail awaiting to be drug out into the street and publicly executed"

    But then, that's probably why I'll never write professionally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster View Post
    Yea... I would have written it up as,

    "Mourners express profound greif while stupid fucking selfish murdering mom sits on her ass in jail awaiting to be drug out into the street and publicly executed"

    But then, that's probably why I'll never write professionally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Great thread, the American media would never do something so stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
    Great thread, the American media would never do something so stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl View Post
    Let the dead rest in peace son, less you be haunted by 1000 ghosts of Iraqi children.
    They didn't die fighting the infidels. So they're not getting 42 virgins, they're going straight to hell.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    It's 72 virgins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt View Post
    It's 72 virgins.
    If you've had 42 virgins, you've had 72.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster View Post
    Well I guess I was being a bit over-critical when i asked myself the question..

    What else are mourners supposed to do at a funeral?
    I've seen people laugh at funerals, and some just stand with a blank look on their faces...
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    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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