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  1. 10-15-2006, 01:16 PM #1
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    I witnessed a murder today...

    I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air .
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    so no one got a good look at me then? phew!
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    That made me laugh.
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    hmm, that was pretty good! I suspect that he got it from anouther site!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK View Post
    hmm, that was pretty good! I suspect that he got it from anouther site!
    Are you sure? It sounds like it came from TV...I'm thinking its from the Andy Griffith show.
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    http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:...a&ct=clnk&cd=2

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    Everyone knows the fresh prince was sent to bel-air because he got in some trouble with some kid on a basketball court. They even made an episode about it where Will was saying how much he wanted revenge on the guy only to find the kid was reformed and born again Christian or something or other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK View Post
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    busted!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tier View Post
    I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air .


    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK View Post
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    That was some good detective work, how did you find out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl View Post
    his thread was 100x more exciting than any of your dribble!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK View Post
    his thread was 100x more exciting than any of your dribble!
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    That was some good detective work, how did you find out?
    I googled part of the story that I thought would be unique!

    cant you tell from the link??
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK View Post
    I googled part of the story that I thought would be unique!

    cant you tell from the link??
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl View Post
    I thought that was brilliant on his behalf!
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    It's true, I only hold the copyright in a few countries for that story!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tier View Post
    It's true, I only hold the copyright in a few countries for that story!

    You got served!!1
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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